cheap scotch and a three bar rinnai heater: mongrels and sheepfuxors brace for winter

old one

Screw this, I'm off to the pub: mongrels and sheepfuxors, autumn edition

And this morning aye. I love the cold!

I do not love havening a cold though. Splurgle. Anyways hi chaps.

That's right, you people are about to freeze. Kinda.

FANTASTIC DETAIL IN THREAD TITLE

the spring one should mention hills hoist

Apparently not an Australian invention after all - or so I read somewhere.

fairlight then

I bought a large piece of fish and six potatoes to last me until this afternoon and just ate the lot in five mins

Wait - you ate six whole potatoes?

At this time of the morning?

mmmm

so fungry

xp yeah. Probably a mistake in retrospect.

Oh hell I cant talk, I ate almost an entire pack of continental instant mash ("serves 4") on the weekend. It was like glue. Delicious, oniony glue.

i drank lots of coffee and ate fruit and a tin of beans on the weekend. i seem to have lost weight so it's not all bad

I lost weight too, which really pissed me off.

i went for a jog around my gated community-style 'burb in that fog last night. excellent misty yellow glow around the... you know, the big yellow thing that pokes out over citylink.

What is instant mash?

xp Jeff's erection

SHE ATE THE MASH
she ate the instant mash
THE INSTANT MASH
it was a graveyard SMASH

(x-x-post0 That would be something like Deb I think?

http://www.unilever.com.au/Images/Continental-Vegetables-rang_tcm72-30409.jpg

It's made by Unilever Food Solutions.

ewww deb

unilever food solutions.. using your body's chemicals, after you die!

mashed food is terrible. i require a bit of resistance in something i'm eating, damnit!!

'nooooo don't eat me'

that'd do

Grill'd burgers have made their way to qld, they pretty much rule so far.

how do they measure up against spamburgers

http://www.dakinesbbq.com/images/spamburger.jpg

ha a lot better.

I mention them bcuz I thought they were like a melbourne thing??

they can't spell 'arse' on the wallpaper

whoops, just ate four nori rolls.

you were just chomping air and they happened to get in your way

The Continental instant mash (soz Abb -- instant mashed potatoes, is all!) is better than Deb, but of course thats like saying recycled toilet paper is better than newspaper when consumed in a bowl with hot milk.

Still, I likes it on occasion.

Grill'd burgers are great Mark! I thought they were a Melb thing yeah (maybe sydney too?), it is a shame however that they are ridiculously, stupidly expensive. One burger and chips ends up being over $10 which is just stupid.

xp nom nom nom nom nom nom nom BLAEURGH nom nom nom nom

But their herb mayonnaise for dipping is sooo tasty.

Adam you're going to explode at this rate.

are they nice chips?

oh hang on so 'grill'd' is a franchise, now i understand. i thought it was, like, grilled burgers have finally made it to qld, we've never grilled anything up here before!

lol

Yeah it is pretty expensive for what it is.
But those fries, they ensnared me.

All this talk of junk food is making me crave a steak sandwich from the corner store. I might just have to go for it.

do it do it do it! i believe i shall have a dim sim or two.

i googled grill'd burgers and then i ate a white chocolate magnum, it was much too cold but i struggled on courageously.

i balked at spending $20 on takeout yesterday but for some reason not at $35 on beer and cigarettes

In America a magnum is an extra large condom.

i hope white chocolate is white chocolate.

you'd think so, but..

(not that etc.)

Light but drenching fairy drizzle kept me indoors. Instead, it will be italian sausages, fried onions, and a small salad.

exactly how small will this salad be

How is your new damn home, Trayce?

My damn home is fucking great, actually.!

AWES

Oh god my workmate is playing "We are the World". Gahhh.

lolololo

office clown

thank god it's them instead of you

o shi wrong song

Bahahaa =)

yeah friday always ends up as "whats the shittiest 80s cheese I can find on youtube and play loudly?" type thing.

Hit him back with Men Without Hats - Safety Dance

Taco - Puttin' On the Ritz

No hang on, how about this one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgmSJeipim0

Brace youself.

3 minutes till someone posts Jacko's 'I'm An Individual'

you can't fool me

also

shoop shoop diddy wop etc

Sadly, all those have already done the rounds!

Wait, not the shoop diddy wop one though. OMG I'd forgotten all about that song. We used to sing it in HS and giggle because he says "cumma cumma wang dang" lolol thats RUUUDE.

whoops that was a remake, here's the original http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgmSJeipim0

i have the original 45 with pic sleeve!!

never realised they were kiwis

also: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YubzvkNh77w

i just noticed max headroom looks a bit like william bennett

What about Toy Dolls - Nellie the Elephant

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eti21PVHXrg&feature=related

Haha which also reminds me of this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iN45OjB-cCU

and this!! (crap clip, great song)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTujmZl8wMY&feature=related

Those last three take me back to my English youth

the spitties should cover the two pints song

Yes! with a drum machine. Too late for the show tomorrow at Pint on Punt which you should all attend unfortunately. I will be playing guitar! After a fashion.

We should all attend unfortunately? ;P

(what time wz it again? I might might might pop along, seeing as its down t'road)

i'll be there.. i'm being sent out to have a 'boys night out'

um I think we're playing last ~11? Supports are '0rs4n 35k4bar' and 'the 3gg5', which is (surprisingly) Fr3d N3gr0 and the guys from th3 Tw1t5.

Other member of Teh F0110w found. Move on people, the show is over.

Hey Bruc3 Russ3ll playing West space tonight at 8pm!

I don't remember no steenking technical difficulties slide. In Melbourne the ads went straight into Cheers, no announcements, nothing.

This is how I remember Sydney too. But then it turns out I remembered completely the wrong prehensile elephant cock, so don't trust my brain.

I love Viz, and the Doug Mulray Gang as a band, but even I got sick of the overload of animal bits.

HAHA HE MENTIONED THE RECESSION

Excuse me, people down there and all, but is there any reason why these people didn't realize they spell it 'brah' over here in OC, the better to keep their manliness intact?

incorrect use of the word 'disinterested' in the synopsis too

Dont NZ kids spell it 'bra'? I dunno tbh.

Whats with this damn weather? Sunny, rainy, sunny, rainy. MAKE UP YR MIND.

We're in a bar in Collingwood and every time I go outside it's like a different day.

Presumably Ned, because they are from Maroubra.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZAZBabPonE

uh, yeah - town founded (well, beach named) circa 1860-1870, locals using word for up to 40,000 years before that (and "Bra Boys" group name in general use since the 1970s and fairly solidly tribal since the 80s) - is Ned saying his local slang predates all of these?

(my beach of choice btw)

uh oh time for new thread

Go on then.

spring is mong the grass is riz i wonder where the fuxors is

i mean: spring has mong

(or mong has sprung)

i heard birdies this morning, figgered it must be spring

ow my neck

new title should be what estela said

Haha I said the same thing on my lj this morning (well without the mongrels bit obv)

No dissing of Ned on the mongrel thread!

spring has mong the grass is riz i wonder where the fuxors is