Objectum-sexuals

Wednesday 04 June
10:00pm - 11:05pm
Five

okay definitely a joke.

Naisho, for instance, is in love with the Eiffel Tower. And the Golden Gate Bridge in San Francisco. And a section of fencing she keeps in her bedroom. "He's an amazing lover," she says, caressing her fence.

it's on five? no way!

this is like HI DERE's "okay, no" thread taken to an improbable new high

high low

"He's called Wilson, because he's a pickett fence"

If she likes the Eiffel Tower, wait until she see what's in my pants, heh heh heh!

The pompidou centre?

WHY ARE ALL OF THESE PEOPLE AMERICANS

The pompidou centre?

Yeah, well, we both got massive ventilation shafts.

And neither of you have been fashionable since the 80's?

it's on five? no way!

It has to be - not even Tonight with Trevor McDonald would be this bad. I mean, this is even worse than that C4 "Realdoll" documentary.

this is like HI DERE's "okay, no" thread taken to an improbable new low

-- Just got offed, Wednesday, June 4, 2008 8:20 AM (40 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

low high

-- Just got offed, Wednesday, June 4, 2008 8:20 AM (40 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

fixed ;-)

Is anyone watching this?

'A year ago she married the Eiffel Tower in a civil cermony. After that she lost her interest in archery'.

'Aorita used to be in a loving relationship with a guillotine'.

you are making this up

Here's on from Der Spiegel with some Germans. I have a really, really hard time believing these peoples' sexual desires are real. It's like Tobias's 'never nude' condition being real ("There are dozens of us!").

True, the outward shape of the lover can pose problems for the consummation of the partnership. But those problems are solved in a highly pragmatic way by most objectum-sexuals: Sandy K. had a model of the Twin Towers manufactured on a scale of 1:1,000. The façade consists of anodized aluminium, just like that of the original -- "so that the model feels true to life." The metal miniature has another tangible advantage: It doesn't rust when Sandy K. takes "a pleasant bath with it."

Apparently there are hardly any limits to the human capacity for erotic experience: "You snuggle together in bed," she explains, "which can be very exciting."

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,865723,00.jpg

Joachim A. has been pretty faithful to his steam locomotive recently.

Psychology student Bill Rifka -- who is 35 and in a relationship with an iBook -- admits he has "often flirted with many a sweet laptop on eBay and felt true desire." Like all objectum-sexuals, Rifka also attributes a clear gender to his partner: "To me, my Mac is male. I'm living in a homosexual relationship, so to speak."

I DO NOT UNDERSTAND THIS AT ALL

Psychology student Bill Rifka -- who is 35 and in a relationship with an iBook

ilx in a nutshell really

I have kinda a crush on my Zenith Trans-Oceanic shortwave radio.

long distance relationships are hard tho

I am sitting watching this with my mother in law, who's visiting us, and I'm feeling quite freaked out watching it.

I mean, this is even worse than that C4 "Realdoll" documentary.

-- snoball, Thursday, 5 June 2008 00:02 (7 hours ago) Bookmark Link

...which also was on five. Ta-daa.

Well, produced by five.

Kind of puts that whole "clown porn" thread into perspective, doesn't it?

I'm not convinced anything can put that thread into perspective.

I'm just saying, there's weird, and then there's weeeeeiiirrrddd

why am i reminded of the carfuckers skit from the kids in the hall tour?

there was something about that sort of thing on last wednesday (really)

where is pipecock.jpg when you need it?

Part 1 (last week) was about some guys who have sex with their cars.

WITH THEIR CARS.

I'm weeping tears of blood.

where is pipecock.jpg when you need it?

It'll be on GIS from now until the end of the world...

Or the rapture, whichever comes first...

While one is SNOGGING A FAIRGROUND ATTRACTION, the other has picked up a picket fence AND IS FUCKING IT.

OH GOD AND NOW SOMEONE ELSE IS PORKING A CHURCH.

WAIT IT'S THE FAIRGROUND ONE, SHE'S CHEATING ON THE RIDE WITH A FENCE IN A CHURCH

SHE LOOKS LIKE CHRIS MOYLES

Now the other one is fucking some other fence. 'Er indoors has warned me that when she sits on fences she is not doing this.

WHY ARE ALL OF THESE PEOPLE AMERICANS

-- HI DERE, Wednesday, 4 June 2008 23:50 (3 days ago) Bookmark Link

The US medical system will not adequately care for these people, is my best guess. None of these people are well.

Isn't there like an i missing in objectum-sexual(i)s?

OH GOD SHE'S ABOUT TO FUCK THE EIFFEL TOWER

NO OH GOD

SHE IS FUCKING THE EIFFEL TOWER

ON CAMERA

NEXT WEEK: NAKED PARENTS

Is this on youtube?

Big Train repeats on Dave recently included a sketch with Mark Heap and her from Doctor Who having an affair with a temporary traffic light. life imitating comedy.

Adam how did you manage to watch this btw? Do you have cable or something?

Or some secret cross-pacific bbc feed you're not telling us about?

http://www.disobey.com/node/986

ppl are mean (but funny)

*YAWN*
I knew about this time ago. I'm actually saddened by this, the sarcasm is to mask my eeeeeeeeewwwwwwww factor. Though can't you sort of see how it could develop? A lot of people are far too attached to certain objects, others just make the next 'logical' leap and...dry hump them

Jackie Triehorn treats objects like women, man!

http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/11/28/615f729fd7a0d5cb690de010._AA240_.L.jpg
Rachilde, The Juggler

tasteful car loving.... except for the 'KKK'

http://youtube.com/watch?v=_28AhRynu0A

UH OH

A US woman has fallen in love with a fairground ride - and plans to marry it.

Amy Wolfe, 33, has been besotted with the 24m-high Gondola ride since she was a teenager, reports The Sun.

She rides the machine 300 times a year and even gazes at a picture of it while in bed.

Wolfe, who has never had a boyfriend, suffers from a rare condition called "objectum sexuality", where people develop attractions to objects.

She says she will marry the ride, called 1001 Nachts, and change her surname to Weber, the name of the ride's manufacturer.

"I know people think it's weird, but I love him as much as women love their husbands and know we'll be together forever," she said.

While one is SNOGGING A FAIRGROUND ATTRACTION, the other has picked up a picket fence AND IS FUCKING IT.

― Autumn Almanac, Saturday, 7 June 2008 22:58 (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

IT'S THAT ONE

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