if you were gonna buy a fuck you computer what would you buy?

I wanted a Cray in 6th grade bcz of Jurrasic Park (book).

Like just owning one would let you sequence baby dinosaurs.

http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.engadget.com/media/2008/06/6-4-08-ybox2.jpg

Some Science of Sleep technology right there.

i never read jurrassicc parrkk. i read congo though! what do i win!??

a hug

Is anybody else mindfucked that someone feels the need to Tweet on behalf of the Mars rover?

Which OS, scott?

My computer was in the Jurassic Park computer room scene. Well alright, the rack my computer is in was in that scene. Close enough. (Thinking Machines made nice racks, among other things.)

you need an ACER PREDATOR

http://cgi.cnet.de/alpha/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/acer_predator_aspire_g7700_01.jpg

i'm big on electro-porn.

yeah... buy a few more computers, my man, and they all start to look like drugged-up runaways.

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my first pc was over £1000. was a 433MHz Celeron with a 17" monitor.

things have changed.

http://questier.com/SGI/SGI_indigo_open.jpg

HP BLACKBIRD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://budapest.mconet.biz/news_images/hp_blackbird_218_20080122150812_839.jpg

or lol get a mac

http://www.mydigitallife.info/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/macpro.JPG

yeah

http://img376.imageshack.us/img376/6271/lofarbluegene800x640pj1.jpg

IBM BlueGene, anytime you want to simulate half a mouse brain.

with Ruby.

my first was an amd, 133 or something. it had a 'Turbo' button, which i thought was fucking magic to be honest.

Ahh turbo buttons

$2000 is about what I paid for my first pc too.

now i'd get a q6600 with all the trimmings

xp yeah, everything was either too slow or too fast haha

http://sirclivesbrainchild.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/clive-sinclair.jpg

my first was an amd, 133 or something. it had a 'Turbo' button, which i thought was fucking magic to be honest.

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Yeah they were brilliant! I had one which boosted the performance from 33 to 40 mhz! I didn't even leave it on all the time, lol. To not be messing with teh powur of teh turbo button!

http://i28.tinypic.com/4jkzti.jpg

That reminds me of:

http://vitruvianmind.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/wargames.jpg

if you were gonna buy a fuck you computer what would you buy?

how many commas, and where, were left outta this question?
in other words, who buys whom a wot?

(yeh i hadnt teh arse much less them balls to read thru all this thread but the title winked at me kinds of funny and i wanted to kno wot i mighta misread again before going to the misread thread and making a dickfarmer of self for unawares and upon all the rong reason kbye thanx)

xp yeah, everything was either too slow or too fast haha

http://tvmedia.ign.com/tv/image/article/835/835842/the-deposition-20071116105119240.jpg

"you need an ACER PREDATOR"

i bought an acer. lasted one year and then it died. i liked it okay while it lasted. worst 1000 dollars i ever spent.

TEH GIBSON

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http://dvice.com/pics/Radius_320.jpg

All honesty on this question, serious answer -- I would lol get a Mac. A serious Mac.

http://store.apple.com/us/browse/home/shop_mac/family/mac_pro

With serious monitors.

http://www.blakespot.com/images/blake_hp_apple_1024.jpg

you could play the sims on it!!!!!!!!

Just buy a cheap laptop and 3 or 4 ounces of GOLD.

every time they update the mac pro, a friend and I go into their store webpage and see how expensive we can get it by adding all the options

Yes, don't bother buying a fuck you computer - just spend $4,000 on 512mb of Apple ram.

xpost pretty shockingly expensive.

you could play the sims on it!!!!!!!!

Civilization V.

hey i just got a mac pro up to £12,636.98

http://www.pcpro.co.uk/reviews/190026/chillblast-fusion-juggernaut.html

Woo Hoo! $24,070.90!

Now that's a fuck you.

Costs more than the average automobile! I think I'll pay cash, just to drive home the point that I can *totally* afford it. (p.s. not really)

I was really hoping that scott was asking for the computer equivalent of GG Allin... a computer that lacerates you and throws poop in your face.

So he does want a Mac?

http://www.sciencemuseum.org.uk/images/object_images/535x535/10328754.jpg

http://www.handheldmuseum.com/TI/TI-Dataman.jpg

Oh god I remember those!