http://www.pocketchangenyc.com/fmf/index.php
In New York City you are defined by what you do and the dating world has to follow the same rules. The claim "I am in finance" is a heavily weighted statement. Men understand the effect of it and women can define their personalities based on their response to that single declaration. Women in fashion need men who can facilitate their pre-30 marriage/retirement plan, and men in finance need women who will allow them to leverage their career in their dating equity. In a bar these two populations have to siphon through multiple unwanted encounters to find each other, FashionMeetsFinance facilitates destiny by purifying the dating pool bringing together only the most appealing populations in the New York dating game.
― bell_labs, Thursday, 5 June 2008 18:18 (seventeen years ago)
the title of this thread is so horrible, nice work.
― I know, right?, Thursday, 5 June 2008 18:19 (seventeen years ago)
sweet fancy jesus in commes des garcons, does this sound evil or what
― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 5 June 2008 18:20 (seventeen years ago)
ladies, you no longer need to worry that the cute guy in the bar works in advertising
― bell_labs, Thursday, 5 June 2008 18:20 (seventeen years ago)
"Could not have had a better time at the party, late night and again the next morning. That’s all I need to know to clear my calendar for the next one. The ladieswere exquisite!"
-Kevin Arnot
― bell_labs, Thursday, 5 June 2008 18:21 (seventeen years ago)
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I hope he introduced himself to them all going "I have a snake. Thank you very much!"
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 5 June 2008 18:22 (seventeen years ago)
"purifying the dating pool" is just about the creepiest way to put it.
― horseshoe, Thursday, 5 June 2008 18:22 (seventeen years ago)
rename thread "capitalism meets eugenics dating event" y/n?
― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 5 June 2008 18:23 (seventeen years ago)
Fashion is tough, you're over the hill five years out of college???
― I know, right?, Thursday, 5 June 2008 18:25 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.pocketchangenyc.com/fmf/who.php
― gff, Thursday, 5 June 2008 18:27 (seventeen years ago)
women be shopping!
― bell_labs, Thursday, 5 June 2008 18:28 (seventeen years ago)
so wait, is this just a thinly veiled sugardaddy model-meets-stockbroker event, or do they mean fashion industry professionals *besides* models? doesn't change much but still...
― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 5 June 2008 18:29 (seventeen years ago)
ah, question answered
― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 5 June 2008 18:30 (seventeen years ago)
C'mon, these people deserve each other.
― Michael White, Thursday, 5 June 2008 18:30 (seventeen years ago)
i don't think the fashion people will be ok with moving to westchester or darien to reproduce.
― bell_labs, Thursday, 5 June 2008 18:32 (seventeen years ago)
who do the doctor and lawyerers get to date?
― bell_labs, Thursday, 5 June 2008 18:33 (seventeen years ago)
each other, usually
― gff, Thursday, 5 June 2008 18:36 (seventeen years ago)
Wasn't it all about not wearing scrunchies?
― stevienixed, Thursday, 5 June 2008 18:37 (seventeen years ago)
I've noticed you're either preppy/Sloane/borderline aristo and marry a hedge funder or similar who went to one of 10 private high schools (one of which you also attended) or you're edgier and wait to be creative director somewhere, snag a rock star at 35 for his address book and tactfully turn the other cheek while he shags groupies on tour; nb. you are also 'at it' because OMG we sooo decadent in our very modern marriage. I thought this was the prime reason venal young women without large trust funds went to work at Vogue these days. They get divorces the second there's a credit crunch and spend the 18 months preceding same buying all the portable art and jewelry they can because once it's a 'gift' hubby cannot take the Hirst or the Cartier back.
― suzy, Thursday, 5 June 2008 18:40 (seventeen years ago)
new york is a terrible, terrible place.
― Jordan, Thursday, 5 June 2008 18:47 (seventeen years ago)
is gabb going to this event?!?
― Eisbaer, Thursday, 5 June 2008 18:49 (seventeen years ago)
nobody's gonna quote the office?
Ryan tells Michael to tell girls he works in finance so he tells them he works in a bank, as a teller.
― dan selzer, Thursday, 5 June 2008 18:50 (seventeen years ago)
-- Michael White, Thursday, June 5, 2008 2:30 PM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
1,000% OTM
― Eisbaer, Thursday, 5 June 2008 18:52 (seventeen years ago)
gabb is a lawyer, no? not finance or fashion. xpost
― tehresa, Thursday, 5 June 2008 18:58 (seventeen years ago)
gabb is a lawyer, no?
shhh
― gabbneb, Thursday, 5 June 2008 19:00 (seventeen years ago)
sometimes i think that, just maybe, i could work in corporate finance for a couple years (esp if i go to school and need to pay off my loans) but then i realize that i would be working with a bunch of complete tools.
― bell_labs, Thursday, 5 June 2008 19:03 (seventeen years ago)
hey gabb do you post to ilx during billable hr time? do you take off 3 minutes here and there or do you just lump it all in?
― tehresa, Thursday, 5 June 2008 19:05 (seventeen years ago)
He'll bill you half an hour to answer that.
― Ed, Thursday, 5 June 2008 19:06 (seventeen years ago)
...
― gabbneb, Thursday, 5 June 2008 19:07 (seventeen years ago)
if one of yer criteria for taking a job is "will not work with complete tools," then you're looking @ some pretty long periods of unemployment!
― Eisbaer, Thursday, 5 June 2008 19:07 (seventeen years ago)
new yorkplanet earth in 2008 is a terrible, terrible place.
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 5 June 2008 19:08 (seventeen years ago)
still need to find that zoning commissioner who said it was acceptable to have up to 7 billion people in this joint at a time and hang him while he's on fire
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 5 June 2008 19:09 (seventeen years ago)
http://img.thisismoney.co.uk/i/pix/2008/03/ThurmanBussonES_203x150.jpg
― Eazy, Thursday, 5 June 2008 19:11 (seventeen years ago)
I bet she laffs at all his joeks
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 5 June 2008 19:12 (seventeen years ago)
oh man someone needs to do a gay verison of this. i'd SO be there.
― phil-two, Thursday, 5 June 2008 19:13 (seventeen years ago)
it reminds of me this one party i always had to go to called "MODELS & BANKERS", which was pretty much same thing. except with 19 year old russian and brazilian d-list models hoping to snag a green card.
― phil-two, Thursday, 5 June 2008 19:18 (seventeen years ago)
it is bizarre that the concept that men should make more money than the women they date or marry still exists in 2008 :/
― bell_labs, Thursday, 5 June 2008 19:20 (seventeen years ago)
not all that bizarre
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 5 June 2008 19:25 (seventeen years ago)
yeah i was wondering if male models ever hook up with female finance execs...
― tehresa, Thursday, 5 June 2008 19:26 (seventeen years ago)
CABANA BOY
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 5 June 2008 19:28 (seventeen years ago)
Chris Elliott's finest hour. Or quarter of an hour.
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 5 June 2008 19:29 (seventeen years ago)
my friend's little brother works in finance and says the women who work in finance are "too aggro" to date. so yeah, i think Tom's right...the 50s ring of this dating service is sadly un-bizzare.
― horseshoe, Thursday, 5 June 2008 19:29 (seventeen years ago)
maybe i should go. its tonite! i can pretend to be a wealth manager for merill lynch
― phil-two, Thursday, 5 June 2008 19:30 (seventeen years ago)
why would I go to this event, Eisbaer?
― gabbneb, Thursday, 5 June 2008 19:32 (seventeen years ago)
haha! too aggro, wear too many pantsuits...
― bell_labs, Thursday, 5 June 2008 19:32 (seventeen years ago)
Can't you go as a fashonista and look for a financier hiding his light under a bushel?
xpost
― Ed, Thursday, 5 June 2008 19:32 (seventeen years ago)
-- gabbneb, Thursday, June 5, 2008 8:32 PM (53 seconds ago) Bookmark Link
i'm gonna jump in. it looks like a yuppy dbag event; lazy zing ensues.
― banriquit, Thursday, 5 June 2008 19:33 (seventeen years ago)
it doesn't sound like there are any professionals involved. what line of work are you in, banriquit?
― gabbneb, Thursday, 5 June 2008 19:36 (seventeen years ago)
I know creative guys (writers, musicians, etc.) who are with bling lawyer ladies.
― Eazy, Thursday, 5 June 2008 19:37 (seventeen years ago)
i am all for anything that includes the possibility of painting tyra with ultimate warrior face paint xpost
― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 5 June 2008 19:47 (seventeen years ago)
guys let's stop picking on the lawyer
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 5 June 2008 19:48 (seventeen years ago)
elmo is going in the right direction here
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 5 June 2008 19:48 (seventeen years ago)
I thought i was defending the layer, us professionals have got to stick together.
― Ed, Thursday, 5 June 2008 19:49 (seventeen years ago)
I was also thinking maybe some MMA octagon shit they should have a project runway challenge to design an outfit for UFC fighters
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 5 June 2008 19:49 (seventeen years ago)
don't worry gneb there is no chartered institute of failing internet culture commentators
-- Ed, Thursday, June 5, 2008 8:47 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
would kind of work if you had the first clue, son.
― banriquit, Thursday, 5 June 2008 19:53 (seventeen years ago)
shut the fuck up all of you
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 5 June 2008 19:54 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.thewhistleshop.com/slow/sheetmusic/donnybrook_fair2.jpg
― Noodle Vague, Thursday, 5 June 2008 19:55 (seventeen years ago)
It's hard to throw a rock in here without hitting a 'failing internet culture commentator', it appears I had an unlucky heave.
― Ed, Thursday, 5 June 2008 19:55 (seventeen years ago)
bear stearns fall-winter '09 ready to wear collection: runway show is actually a series of lady wrestling matches, touring malls and convention centers nationwide
― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 5 June 2008 19:56 (seventeen years ago)
special appearance by agnes deyn in a pinstripe vince mcmahon suit
― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 5 June 2008 19:58 (seventeen years ago)
lehman brothers' upping the ante by including fat chicks
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 5 June 2008 19:59 (seventeen years ago)
That's Agyngnenessss
― Noodle Vague, Thursday, 5 June 2008 19:59 (seventeen years ago)
have you guys seen the sex in the city movie?????
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 5 June 2008 20:00 (seventeen years ago)
meanwhile, dwayne "the rock" johnson does your taxes while dressed in a Band of Outsiders seersucker singlet
― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 5 June 2008 20:01 (seventeen years ago)
this all sounds like the premise for a pretty good 80s action-horror movie
― rrrobyn, Thursday, 5 June 2008 20:02 (seventeen years ago)
it's like the fashion show scene from "don't tell mom the babysitter's dead" but it's gone all ravishing rick rude stylee
― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 5 June 2008 20:04 (seventeen years ago)
no but I got a kick out of how much andrew sullivan hated it
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 5 June 2008 20:05 (seventeen years ago)
p.s. the sinister mysterious tyrant, for whom this bloody tournament is waged, is grace jones (as herself)
― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 5 June 2008 20:07 (seventeen years ago)
In New York City you are defined by what you do and the dating world has to follow the same rules.
― sleep, Thursday, 5 June 2008 20:07 (seventeen years ago)
oh, you missed this season's bernhard willhelm. wrestling themed!
http://www.totemfashion.com/NouvoSite/createurs/BWL/BWLSS08M/38.jpg
― phil-two, Thursday, 5 June 2008 20:08 (seventeen years ago)
except that banana hammock is like $300. i almost got those shoes though
oh phil
i never miss anything featuring francois sagat
omg he got booty for dayyys
damn
― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 5 June 2008 20:09 (seventeen years ago)
also hasn't wilhelm been doing that cartoonish sporty stuff for a little while now?
― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 5 June 2008 20:11 (seventeen years ago)
you can see more: http://www.totemfashion.com/NouvoSite/createurs/BWL/En/BWLcollectionsE.htm
including him in the blue leotard with convenient PENIS HOLE!
― phil-two, Thursday, 5 June 2008 20:12 (seventeen years ago)
assuming that link is nsfw, i will check it later
thanks!
― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 5 June 2008 20:12 (seventeen years ago)
oh, its under s/s 2008 mens
― phil-two, Thursday, 5 June 2008 20:14 (seventeen years ago)
how do i shot francois sagat???
― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 5 June 2008 20:15 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.fashionmeetsfinance.com/photo_gallery.html ^did not see before
which finance guy would u blapp?
― bell_labs, Thursday, 5 June 2008 20:59 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.fashionmeetsfinance.com/party_pics/051.JPG
is this dude in the closet or what
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 5 June 2008 21:01 (seventeen years ago)
i am uncertain of the meaning of blapp
like does it mean a violent assault or a sexual assault, perhaps both?
― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 5 June 2008 21:02 (seventeen years ago)
bake like a pumpkin pie?
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 5 June 2008 21:02 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.fashionmeetsfinance.com/party_pics/Bar_1-31_064.JPG looks like her head is mechanical and could turn 360º
― tehresa, Thursday, 5 June 2008 21:04 (seventeen years ago)
that orange lady, ickkkkkk
― bell_labs, Thursday, 5 June 2008 21:05 (seventeen years ago)
xxpost he is a closet objectum-sexual yes
― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 5 June 2008 21:05 (seventeen years ago)
Remarkably unhot, the lot of them.
― Michael White, Thursday, 5 June 2008 21:05 (seventeen years ago)
I dunno where it came from but "blap" is apparently soulstrut forum-speak for "smash"
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 5 June 2008 21:06 (seventeen years ago)
where's chip brady in all this? i expected to see him.
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 5 June 2008 21:08 (seventeen years ago)
gross fancy finance animals
would not blapp
― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 5 June 2008 21:09 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.fashionmeetsfinance.com/party_pics/Bar_1-31_057.JPG i'd bet money that the girls in this picture are finance girls that somehow snuck in
― bell_labs, Thursday, 5 June 2008 21:10 (seventeen years ago)
that last dude is half-alright but his eye is kinda wonky
― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 5 June 2008 21:12 (seventeen years ago)
girl in second pic down is pretty cute
― bnw, Thursday, 5 June 2008 21:13 (seventeen years ago)
Sarah Paulson?
― gabbneb, Thursday, 5 June 2008 21:15 (seventeen years ago)
where did we find this?
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 5 June 2008 21:29 (seventeen years ago)
http://nymag.com/daily/intel/20070425cramer.jpg
Jim's keeping it respectable.
― Eazy, Thursday, 5 June 2008 21:41 (seventeen years ago)
i feel like these dudes' attractiveness to mates should decrease in direct correlation to the success/failure of the stock market
― deej, Thursday, 5 June 2008 21:47 (seventeen years ago)
Woman in white bra/black dress above does not work in teh fashion.
― suzy, Friday, 6 June 2008 08:14 (seventeen years ago)
http://radaronline.com/photos/2008/06/men_are_from_morgan_stanley_women_are_from_valentino_01.php
pics here
― bell_labs, Friday, 6 June 2008 18:05 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2008/06/fashion-meets-finance.php the article is pretty good
― bell_labs, Friday, 6 June 2008 18:07 (seventeen years ago)
LOL how drunk was 'Bridget'?
― suzy, Friday, 6 June 2008 18:20 (seventeen years ago)