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who on ilx would you most like to fist?

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kortbein: can we talk about fisting again?
ethANP2 3: right so fisting
Dubplatestyle: who on ilx would you most like to fist?
IanAtBrown: we certainly can but you need to pick up the topic and run with it
ethANP2 3: emma or ramosi
nitsuht: Wait, I know that one --
ethANP2 3: oh wait anthony
ethANP2 3: come on nitsuh we're on your turf now
ethANP2 3: do your thing
nitsuht: Surprisingly, I don't think I actually want to fist anyone on ILX.
ethANP2 3: nitsuh you big puss
ReverieFilm: I don't want to fist anyone, ever.
Dubplatestyle: i want to fist steve reich.
kortbein: the minimalist composer, jess?
Dubplatestyle: sure why not?
nitsuht: It's just no one on ILX seems particularly fistable.
Dubplatestyle: i want to phase-fist him.
ethANP2 3: i want to fist philip glass
kortbein: hahaha
ethANP2 3: or have some kind of relations with him
kortbein: make sure you get it on tape, he can use it later
Dubplatestyle: that means vibrate my hand real fast inside him.
Dubplatestyle: music for 18 fisticians.
ethANP2 3: do the ryu hadoken on him
nitsuht: Or you could use either hand at varying intervals ...
nitsuht: Until they sync up and you're using both.
ReverieFilm: also, me fisting someone would really hurt them
ethANP2 3: what if you put a theremin in someone's ass
ethANP2 3: and then fisted them
kortbein: their ass would make spooky noises while you fisted them, then
Dubplatestyle: "good vibrations."
ethANP2 3: but they are closed in your fist
ethANP2 3: HOORAY JESS

― stinkfist, Wednesday, 20 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

so, if anyone's got steve's phone number, get in touch...

― jess, Wednesday, 20 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I hate you.

― N`itsu`h, Wednesday, 20 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I only wanted to talk about fisting again because Jess was going on about his gastrointestinal disorders.

― Josh, Wednesday, 20 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

But on opportunity for further thought I would prefer to hear about his digestive tract.

― Josh, Wednesday, 20 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

well, the first time it came out two different colors, like the black and white cookie. the second it was just this green mist. so you tell me.

― jess, Wednesday, 20 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

(this is what no food in a week does to you!)

― jess, Wednesday, 20 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Ian went to a sex workshop, you see...

― Josh, Wednesday, 20 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

And for Christ's sake NO, I am not into fisting.

― Nitsuh, Wednesday, 20 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

okay, okay...jesus. you lot are so squeamish.

― jess, Wednesday, 20 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

The man knows his fisting humor, though.

― Josh, Wednesday, 20 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

And the principles of composition behind minimalist art music.

― Josh, Wednesday, 20 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

HOW DO I GET INTO THIS WEB CONVO AND WHY WAS MY NAME MENTIONED ?

― anthony, Wednesday, 20 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

obv. because ethan wants to fist you.

― jess, Wednesday, 20 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

ho on ilx would you most like to fist?
Nitsuh, he seems such a tight ass. ;-)

― nathalie, Wednesday, 20 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

a tight ass is good to fuck but not to fist .

― anthony, Wednesday, 20 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

This board has fisted rock bottom.

― Tom, Wednesday, 20 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

What if Stan, Kenny and Cartman edited The Wire?

― Andrew L, Wednesday, 20 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

so, if anyone's got steve's phone number, get in touch...

Calling him won't be good enough. You're just going to have to..

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― Brian MacDonald, Wednesday, 20 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

its 2:30 am and i am a pretentious arts phag, i fibnd this amusing .

― anthony, Wednesday, 20 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm so glad I don't have a chat programme.

― Sarah, Wednesday, 20 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

OI! ETHAN! NO!

― Emma, Wednesday, 20 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

sarah, darling , its all about the crisco orgies we have back in our little brownstones on crouch end, really darling david adn i are jettign there this weekend. You must come .

― anthony, Wednesday, 20 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

North Londong? Not on YORE NELLY mate.

Must remember that Crisco isn't a type of tarmac. Is it? What is the tarmac then? Sophistication? WHERE.

― Sarah, Wednesday, 20 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

music for 18 fisticians

This is GG Allin's lost masterwork, surely.

― xerxes, Wednesday, 20 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

question i want to know but am afraid to ask but will ask anyway:

JEEZUS CHRIST surely FISTING HURTS, A LOTTT! do people ACTUALLY DO IT?

― goodness!, Wednesday, 20 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Dear 'Blushing' - may I suggest you read 'A Hand in the Bush: The Fine Art of Vaginal Fisting' by Deborah Addington, published by The Greenery Press, specialists in v. naughty sex manuals. Here is the blurb:

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"A truly excellent resource concerning a common sexual behavior that surprisingly few professionals even know exists." - Charles Moser, Ph.D., M.D., Professor of Sexology, The Institute for Advanced Study of Human Sexuality

"Sexual pleasure is every person's birthright, cultural taboos be damned! Deborah Addington's work is both clincally current and full of love and celebration. Hopefully, it will help liberate women from the sexual dark ages." - Bert Herrman, author, "TRUST/The Hand Book: A Guide to the Sensual and Spiritual Art of Handballing""

Fisting poetry, the mind boggles...

― Andrew L, Wednesday, 20 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Ah yes. I remember that book. For a while it was the first thing that came up on Amazon when one searched for 'fine art'

― N., Wednesday, 20 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

cripes!

― katie, Wednesday, 20 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

So that's why Michael Jackson always had the one glove.

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 20 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Ned Raggett is a BAD MAN.

― Dan Perry, Wednesday, 20 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Self hata.

― N., Wednesday, 20 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Come, Dan, you can't deny it. Now ask yourself why he always had Bubbles and Emmanuel Lewis with him.

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 20 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Okay, fisting someone with a sequinned glove is bad enough, but I don't care how small he is; fisting someone with Emmanuel Lewis is NOT RIGHT.

― Dan Perry, Wednesday, 20 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

First you take my implications, then you make them WORSE. Well done.

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 20 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

one year passes...
my finest moment.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 06:46 (twenty-two years ago)

ooooh somebody here has a good ilx fisting story for y'all. hahaha.

― phil-two (phil-two), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 08:27 (twenty-two years ago)

wait, can a moderator please delete that? i dont want to get in trouble again

― phil-two (phil-two), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 08:28 (twenty-two years ago)

haha oh i think the gates are open now.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 13:51 (twenty-two years ago)

even a fisted ass is tight two times a day etc.

― Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 15:19 (twenty-two years ago)

OMG PHIL I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU POSTED THAT!!!

(NB for once he's not talking about me or him. I think)

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 13 January 2004 16:43 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.gototem.com/Webgifs/ClipArt/Business2/Taxi_Driver_Shaking_Fist.GIF

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 16:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Good old days, eh?

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 16:51 (twenty-two years ago)

this thread is still funnier than anything on ile after it

― ^+, Tuesday, 13 January 2004 16:53 (twenty-two years ago)

i dunno "let's cyberfuck" is up there too

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 16:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Is that the "grebe" thread?

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 16:57 (twenty-two years ago)

indeed.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 16:58 (twenty-two years ago)

I thought my steve reich fisting joke addressed to jess went underappreciated, thank you.

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 18:52 (twenty-two years ago)

There was a Pucker Up column by Tristin Taormino about some porn star who was approached by Cynthia Plaster Caster and the porn star had her FIST plaster-castered. Apparently, the porn star's specialty was fisting.

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 19:07 (twenty-two years ago)

was her specialty receiving or delivering¿

― dyson (dyson), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 19:38 (twenty-two years ago)

i have to say that i'm embarrassed by how much i enjoyed the steve reich jokes

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 19:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, Anthony liked it, donutski, so I wouldn't feel too unloved.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 19:49 (twenty-two years ago)

i wouldn't think that the modernists would be so into fisting, but you know, you learn something new every day.

― Kingfishee (Kingfish), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 20:18 (twenty-two years ago)

i dunno about fisting, but i think that someone really ought to put their foot in calum's ass.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 20:24 (twenty-two years ago)

If you want to go ahead; just be careful not to pleasure his prostate gland.

― j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 21:47 (twenty-two years ago)

The porn star was a giver. It was her specialty.

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 22:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Out of context Jeanne's post sounds like the beginning to any short story published in a literary journal in the late eighties.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 14 January 2004 02:59 (twenty-two years ago)

four years pass...

it really does

― Surmounter, Thursday, 12 June 2008 02:08 (seventeen years ago)

So Sur why were you searching for threads on fisting?

― ENBB, Thursday, 12 June 2008 02:14 (seventeen years ago)

POLL

sur was searching for:

-WHO
-ON
-ILX
-WOULD
-YOU
-MOST
-LIKE
-TO
-FIST
-ALL OF THE ABOVE

(joeks, surm)

― deeznuts, Thursday, 12 June 2008 02:17 (seventeen years ago)

lol i cannot disclose my search rationale

― Surmounter, Thursday, 12 June 2008 02:19 (seventeen years ago)

Gershmounter

― dan m, Thursday, 12 June 2008 02:19 (seventeen years ago)

old family recipe

― kenan, Thursday, 12 June 2008 02:20 (seventeen years ago)

-STINKFIST

― deeznuts, Thursday, 12 June 2008 02:20 (seventeen years ago)

whatever happened to j34nn3

― mookieproof, Thursday, 12 June 2008 02:21 (seventeen years ago)

i mean what is so sexy about a fist? i have never once thought ooohhhh look at his fist it's so hot

― Surmounter, Thursday, 12 June 2008 02:21 (seventeen years ago)

I don't think it's really a visually based thrill.

― kenan, Thursday, 12 June 2008 02:22 (seventeen years ago)

right

― Surmounter, Thursday, 12 June 2008 02:22 (seventeen years ago)

you know what lets just not talk about it

i refer viewers of this thread to my gus-gus/templeton poll

― deeznuts, Thursday, 12 June 2008 02:23 (seventeen years ago)

love is a fist

― dan m, Thursday, 12 June 2008 02:23 (seventeen years ago)

eew gross

― The Brainwasher, Thursday, 12 June 2008 02:23 (seventeen years ago)

no offense sur, but i got the impression you thought everything was hot

― mookieproof, Thursday, 12 June 2008 02:24 (seventeen years ago)

And there's a rose in a fisted glove
And the eagle flies with the dove
And if you cant be with the one you love
Love the one you're with

― Abbott, Thursday, 12 June 2008 02:26 (seventeen years ago)

yuck

― Abbott, Thursday, 12 June 2008 02:26 (seventeen years ago)

xp none taken, but no that is not the case! like i don't find donald trump hot at all.

― Surmounter, Thursday, 12 June 2008 02:27 (seventeen years ago)

he's rich tho

― The Brainwasher, Thursday, 12 June 2008 02:27 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqXwlxS2w5c

― dan m, Thursday, 12 June 2008 02:28 (seventeen years ago)

temptation to post a spoofed link is almost irresistible

― J0hn D., Thursday, 12 June 2008 02:30 (seventeen years ago)

i wore a red t-shirt here on a night with a special theme and got butt-punched, then asked if i gave or received. when i was like "lol no," the guy said i was a tease. i guess he had a point.

― strgn, Thursday, 12 June 2008 02:33 (seventeen years ago)

(NB: i was not aware of the special theme and oblivious to the color of my shirt.)

― strgn, Thursday, 12 June 2008 02:34 (seventeen years ago)

my friend's tshirt

http://b0.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00312/07/82/312082870_l.jpg

her newest shirt says "i fuck like a girl"

― jaxon, Thursday, 12 June 2008 03:08 (seventeen years ago)

is that your friend?

― Surmounter, Thursday, 12 June 2008 03:10 (seventeen years ago)

i want a bumpersticker that says i brake like a little girl. mostly i want this thread up next to the one i just started.

― Maria :D, Thursday, 12 June 2008 03:17 (seventeen years ago)

maria :D would you like to be involved in mine & aimchurchie's shirt syndicate

apply to 77 for details

― deeznuts, Thursday, 12 June 2008 03:18 (seventeen years ago)

I would very much enjoy being part of this syndicate, even though I was not specifically invited so I know this is an impolite statement.

― Abbott, Thursday, 12 June 2008 03:19 (seventeen years ago)

i thought it was a given that we are as one, bride

― deeznuts, Thursday, 12 June 2008 03:23 (seventeen years ago)

I don't know what apply to 77 means

― Maria :D, Thursday, 12 June 2008 03:24 (seventeen years ago)

aimurchie is one of my dearest friends

― Maria :D, Thursday, 12 June 2008 03:25 (seventeen years ago)

she will show you the way then :)

― deeznuts, Thursday, 12 June 2008 03:27 (seventeen years ago)

are we talking secret boards? i don't know if I'm ready.

― Maria :D, Thursday, 12 June 2008 03:33 (seventeen years ago)

i'm not ninja enough

― Maria :D, Thursday, 12 June 2008 03:34 (seventeen years ago)

i know i have that same feeling

― Surmounter, Thursday, 12 June 2008 03:37 (seventeen years ago)

we arent talking secret boards at all ;)

― deeznuts, Thursday, 12 June 2008 03:42 (seventeen years ago)

I don't know anything

― Maria :D, Thursday, 12 June 2008 04:19 (seventeen years ago)


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