100 good ideas for things to do on a second date

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Pub, lots of booze, not particularly good sex.

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Any of the things you'd do on a first date, but with slightly less 'getting to know you' basics. And only kiss her on the cheek, if at all!

not be captainlorax

bike ride

And only kiss her on the cheek, if at all!

Either this is sarcasm, or Americans are far more cautious and formal about this stuff (not that that's necessarily a bad thing).

Oh, I think it's totally silly, but it was how I was brought up. My seminary teacher told us he and his high school bros started the "four date club," vowing to kiss a girl only after her fourth date. One of them, after the hard-earned date #4, reportedly said, "She had the softest cheek I've ever felt."

she had the corniest story ive ever heard

jk thats sweet

apologise for most of what you did on the first date

ideas from some second dates i have had:

watch napalm death performance/make out
drive around vestal blasting fleetwood mac "rumours" on a portable 8 track/get baked
go see an idiot movie and eat uncomfortably
deface waterfront
climb and jump off sand dunes/eat doritos

accidental porno? oh wow, this art house movie the english dept is putting is actually japanese porn. "whoa, she cut his dick off!"
m.

watch napalm death performance/make out

Loving this idea.

2nd dates are generally my favorite

Some excellent dates I've had:

Bowling/make out with dude
Play records/make out with dude
Classic video games/make out with dude
Sneak Chivas into Burger King/make out with dude (not at Burger King)
Go to zoo/make out with dude

Did you notice a pattern?

The pattern

IS:

I am notoriously heterosexual.

Get a telescope. Look through the telescope together. Like this:

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Then, act like you're going for the peace sign.

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But then, when someone is sneezing, with your knuckles jumping into action, adjust the fingers.

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Then the shocker, duh.

Regale her talk of a picnic in the forest! "Off the trail, where the squirrels are more friendly". But then,

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it gets weird all around.

but that's why you train.

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GET INTENSE.

Suggest red wine.

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Still, the puking makes it more memorable in the long run.

After the passion, you can level up in your dreams:

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5 more til you can wear heavy chain mail!

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^^^ better call than wii, you can beat this game on a date;s worth of time, too

where's finger bangin' on this list?

z s, you are somethin else entirely

and yeah, chi kev, i think yr joke was actually made in the 3rd post u_u

I left my wii remotes at home...not my college place.
I have a date in an hour.

SO I was thinking I was gonna invite a friend over for the first half of it so he can join in on Zombie Fluxx (fun card game). Then I guess I'll run out to krogers in a minute and buy a snack and go next door and rent a video.

my options are looking pretty slim.

I have 1 hour to get a plan together. It's too late for most things like putt-putt and the shooting range. Plus, she is christian.

the only conversation topics in my head are, 'so how's the weather' and 'how about that local sports team'.

talk about this thread.

hahahaha

"100 ideas for things to do on a second date that will ensure that you never speak to your date again"

if you screw her please let us know

Inviting a third party around for the first half of your date = probably not a good idea.

Plus, she is christian.

-- CaptainLorax, Sunday, June 15, 2008 7:02 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

hahaha

haw

o god just take her some place fun to eat and drink

take her to a gross theater that shows pornos

MAKE HER OYSTER STEW AND JAM WITH HER ON DRUMS & SAX UNTIL YOU GET THE COPS CALLED

TRIP ACID AND SWIM AROUND IN A LAKE ON A FULL MOON NIGHT

RENT A KARAOKE MACHINE AND HOST A DRUNKEN MONKEES KARAOKE PARTY AT ONE OF YOUR PLACES TOGETHER

jhoshea otm

also go to a park. it is romanting!

GO ON A CRIMINAL SPREE IN A TOWN YOU WILL NEITHER EVER GO TO AGAIN

XPOST ALSO IN PARKS YOU CAN ROMANITCALY KNIFE HO BOS

haha Roxy... this date wouldn't be with Cybil Shepherd, would it?

oh yeah: and buy her a record

It's true, date options have been limited since Giuliani cleaned up Times Square.

WAIT

SO I was thinking I was gonna invite a friend over for the first half of it so he can join in on Zombie Fluxx (fun card game). Then I guess I'll run out to krogers in a minute and buy a snack and go next door and rent a video.

YOU ARE LEAVING YOUR DATE ALONE WITH YOUR FRIEND? JESUS CHRIST

OH MAYBE I MISREAD

YOU SHOULD WATCH THE MOVIE CALLED "HAPPINESS" WITH HER

GUARANTEED SECOND BASE HIT BRA

YOU ARE LEAVING YOUR DATE ALONE, THAT IS BAD ENOUGH

TAKE HER TO A FKN RESTAURANT AND LET IT HAPPEN DUDE, JHOSHEA OTM ETC ETC GET A GRIP LORAX

I have done the "I'm buying you this record" move. It says two things: "I am a huge record nerd, and you will need to be comfortable with that if you plan to hang around me," and "I give gifts for no reason." If the first part isn't a big stumbling block, the second part is pretty nice.

"I'm gonna get you this book" is also good.

"i am buying u archaic media useless to you for lack of popper playback device. i am a lovable eccentric dont you see! love me love me!"

ok it does not have to be a long-playing vinyl record.

Record is short for "recording."

BRING HER TO UR CRAPPY GIG WHERE YOU PLAY DRUNKENLY AND PASSIONATELY FOR HER AND YOUR GUITARISTS GIRLFRIEND

btw if yr crush is going on holiday take every opportunity to carry her bags to the station/airport, this is A+ "making yrself useful" and doesn't involve needless gift-purchase in a pre-rutting relationship situation

DON'T TAKE EVERY OPPORTUNITY BECAUSE THAT IS KIND OF FUCKING TERRIFYING WHEN U R THE CRUSHEE

if yr crush goes on holiday seven times in the next month, make sure you only carry her bags on five of those occasions

IF YR CRUSH GOES ON HOLIDAY SEVEN TIMES IN THE NEXT MONTH MAYBE SHE IS TRYING TO AVOID YOU

SORRY FOR SHOUTING I AM BITTER

maybe you would be less bitter if you shouted less?
chicken/egg?

I think she canceled, forget her. granted I asked to push back the date an hour and she txted 'sorry I can do that'
which makes no sense

back an hour*

ok, whats the best free dating site and I don't mean free trial.

aw :=\

My guess: she saw this thread.

lorax, your last 3 posts made me lol. But I'm sorry to hear it went shithousely dude :|

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