My wife accused me of looking at other women on the street. It's true. Now we're not talking. What do I do?

Cunnilingus

How bad were you looking?

tell her that you're married, not blind

write a song about the women on the street.

gouge your eyes out with a spoon

THE GIRLS WALKING THE STREETS OF NEW YORK TODAY
^post here about what they look like.

^^ yeah that.

grovel and stop it

Has she ever met a man, prior to yourself?

Just tell her the truth. Some girls look different from her, prettier even. But you love her and not them. Or you did until she got paranoid. So it's her fault entirely. Start packing and go somewhere where people do trust and love you, like your parents. There, problem solved!

yes, women like to hear that their husbands think some other women look prettier than them. it is a sweet thing to say to your spouse.

tell her u like to look at all sorts of things then look at a building and say SEEEEEE???? in yr most annoyingly sarcastic voice

Have you considered the arguement, "um, so?"

Just tell her the truth. Some girls look different from her, prettier even

wtf

say 'well excuuuuuuse me, princess'

ask her why she closes her eyes when you two "make love"

But in seriousness, not talking is the first thing that has to change. What to say and what to do from there, ah, I'm not sure what to tell you. I'm terrible with women. If one says, "I'm faaaat", (I feel like I've said this before) what I want to say is, "yeah I know! high five buddy!", because she's rather pleasantly rounded. But because I value the relationship and my penis, and because I'm trying to be cautious of her feelings, I've tried to say just about everything else you can say in that situatoin (including far more tactful ways of telling her I like how she's built and that I pursued her for a reason), which never, ever works. Your wife sounds particularly jealous and touchy--no offense intended, but I don't know what other conclusion to come to from those few sentences--so I have no idea what line of reasoning might work here. I'm Sorry is probably a good start. From there, um, scientist_shrug_on_gray_gradient.jpg

Also I really don't think you're doing anything wrong, that is, unless you're flagrantly gawking right there in front of her. May want to curtail that sort of thing if she's not cool with it. I know it sounds like I'm saying to just do it behind her back...well ok, I am...but um...where was I going with this?

I guess what I mean is whether looking is justifiable or not, right or wrong, it hurts her and maybe that's what should be taken most into consideration.

tell her she should start worrying when you're NOT looking at other woman in the street

was the woman serving you your coffee or perhaps homeless and begging for money/drugs? because if she was I would say your wife is in the wrong and NOT looking at her would be impolite. Maybe your wife is the one with the problem is all im saying.

wtf where do I get off giving a married man relationship advice

Whatever you do, don't talk to her first.

next time point at her and say "ugh, can you believe what that girl's wearing?" and then you can both stare and critique her style, only you're really just staring at her ass.

hahahahahahaha ^^^^^^ I do this

Enter into a gay relationship so that you can both admire the person. If you believe you will have trouble with the idea of being with a man and admiring other men, maybe gender reassignment surgery will be necessary.

Be sure to choose a partner who wears your size of clothing and shoes, so as to double both of your wardrobes. Both of these are really big pluses about being gay.

limit yourself to women who have cute dogs and cats and actually note the cute pet so you and your wife can share the moment, though you're really just checking out the owner.

could be time to trade up if you want to make sure this won't happen again.

# My wife accused me of looking at other women on the street. It's true. Now we're not talking. What do I do? [Started by calstars, last updated 3 minutes ago] 28 new answers
# THE GIRLS WALKING THE STREETS OF NEW YORK TODAY [Started by sexyDancer, last updated 14 minutes ago] 22 new answers

wear sunglasses more

next time point at her and say "ugh, can you believe what that girl's wearing?" and then you can both stare and critique her style, only you're really just staring at her ass.

-- dan selzer, Saturday, June 14, 2008 9:39 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

hahahahahahaha ^^^^^^ I do this

-- HI DERE, Saturday, June 14, 2008 9:40 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

i do start to wonder how suspicious chicks get when im being mad bitchy about some hot bitches' shoes

no offendo

"it's just so ridiculous that women's fashion forces women into these ridiculously uncomfortable, impractical shoes....i KNOW!"

WELL EXCUUUUUUSE ME, PRINCESS OTM

http://www.zelda-fans.com/wp-content/images/_Excuse%20me%20princess.JPG

just be sure to look at everyone on the street equally. and don't let your gaze follow hot women when you're with your woman - it really is obvious and disrespectful. if the reason you can't avert your eyes is related to maximum cleavage (which tends to be the one thing i have a hard time looking away from right away), then go to:

next time point at her and say "ugh, can you believe what that girl's wearing?" and then you can both stare and critique her style, only you're really just staring at her ass.

-- dan selzer, Saturday, June 14, 2008 9:39 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

assbreasts, but otherwise OTM

I would have responded:"Sorry, hon, I need to go to the loo and beat the bishop, if you know what I mean..." and wink at her in the most leering way possible.

I mean, srsly, you're not talking anymore and you're UNHAPPY? Guys, you always complain that we talk too much, so enjoy the moment.

What do I do?

You run to ILX and start a thread? Hmm. Maybe not the best thing to do.

It's not as bad as the one Savage Love column wherein a girl accidentally cuts part of her clit off while shaving, so she writes Dan Savage a letter. Natural response, of course: "Why are you writing me a letter? You should have gone to the hospital, dipshit."

I really hope she didn't dip the clit in shit.

Try saying that really fast and you hear the sound of Dan giggling.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZcWi6wEbG0

did you admit to looking at other women in the street?

i love these threads where someone asks a stupid or provocative question and never posts again

tell her you've just played bass in an awesome metal show and you have a hot chick waiting for you in your bed?

Have you tried making a flattering drawing of your wife with the subtitle "Oofda!" ?

He's never coming back is he.

Wait a minute, how we do know calstars is a 'he'

because he used to post here before, unless that was a totally different calstars.

The sequel. Or post-sex change.

ladies cant marry ladies come on dude o_O

I admit if calstars is in California they jumped the gun by two days.

there is nothing wrong with doing this

Wait a minute, how we do know calstars is a 'he'

I've never met a woman called 'calstars'.

calstars used to get upset because ppl assumed he was C4llum (he's not).

Tell her that you were actually looking for food for both of you, and evolution has hard-wired you to seek food where the females of the species gather.

Then start being more discreet.

Yeah, just have the food delivered instead.

Without the women, obviously.

Dan S, I'm shocked (heh heh). When this happened to me I told her "You can look at dudes..." We didn't last.

I'd be curious to know how this worked out, actually.

I had something really zingish and excelsiorish to add to this thread about six hours ago but now y'know fuck it whatever.

ask her why she closes her eyes when you two "make love"

-- Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Saturday, 14 June 2008 14:12 (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

Um, does this actually happen? Not in my experience...

Sure, kinda like when fancypants singers close theirs. But which is more prone to faking it?

how did you two end up married before this ever came up?

He looked at her.

premature matrimony?

In some cultures, looking at a member of the opposite sex is the entirety of the marriage ceremony.

damn who haven't I married

Amy Winehouse?

Does looking at her on the TV count?

No.

I've been on TV at least once. I need some sort of control!

Obviously we don't have enough information to provide a good answer here. If you were leering, that's not classy, and needs to stop. But OTOH your wife should know that acting jealous is often a surefire way to make those "other women" far more attractive, in a real-world way, than they ever would have been otherwise. Living with a jealous partner can feel like being in prison -- for one, you're placed under a perpetual cloud of guilt whether you're guilty or not -- and most people who are in prison think often of ways they might escape.