Subject: WHO IS BARACK OBAMA?
There are many things people do not know about BARACK OBAMA. It is every American's duty to read this message and pass it along to all of their friends and loved ones.
Barack Obama wears a FLAG PIN at all times. Even in the shower. Click here to find out more!
Barack Obama says the PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE every time he sees an American flag. He also ends every sentence by saying, "WITH LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR ALL." Click here for video of Obama quietly mouthing the PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE in his sleep.
A tape exists of Michelle Obama saying the PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE at a conference on PATRIOTISM.
Every weekend, Barack and Michelle take their daughters HUNTING.
Barack Obama is a PATRIOTIC AMERICAN. He has one HAND over his HEART at all times. He occasionally switches when one arm gets tired, which is almost never because he is STRONG.
Barack Obama has the DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE tattooed on his stomach. It's upside-down, so he can read it while doing sit-ups.
There's only one artist on Barack Obama's iPod: FRANCIS SCOTT KEY.
Barack Obama is a DEVOUT CHRISTIAN. His favorite book is the BIBLE, which he has memorized. His name means HE WHO LOVES JESUS in the ancient language of Aramaic. He is PROUD that Jesus was an American.
Barack Obama goes to church every morning. He goes to church every afternoon. He goes to church every evening. He is IN CHURCH RIGHT NOW.
Barack Obama's new airplane includes a conference room, a kitchen, and a MEGACHURCH.
Barack Obama's skin is the color of AMERICAN SOIL.
Barack Obama buys AMERICAN STUFF. He owns a FORD, a BASEBALL TEAM, and a COMPUTER HE BUILT HIMSELF FROM AMERICAN PARTS. He travels mostly by FORKLIFT.
Barack Obama says that Americans cling to GUNS and RELIGION because they are AWESOME.
― dan m, Wednesday, 18 June 2008 21:24 (seventeen years ago)
― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 18 June 2008 21:25 (seventeen years ago)
I'm partial to "He travels mostly by FORKLIFT."
― dan m, Wednesday, 18 June 2008 21:28 (seventeen years ago)
I dig the ipod one
― Oilyrags, Wednesday, 18 June 2008 21:29 (seventeen years ago)
How is this not a poll?
― milo z, Wednesday, 18 June 2008 21:29 (seventeen years ago)
Yes, please to poll this.
― felicity, Wednesday, 18 June 2008 21:30 (seventeen years ago)
maybe this is impossible but how do we get this to the top of google search results
― deej, Wednesday, 18 June 2008 21:31 (seventeen years ago)
please don't
― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 18 June 2008 21:31 (seventeen years ago)
OMG!
It's all true!
http://i29.tinypic.com/2cf6yyg.jpg
― StanM, Wednesday, 18 June 2008 21:31 (seventeen years ago)
this shit is sub-norris
― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 18 June 2008 21:32 (seventeen years ago)
plz stop c/p`ing unfunny salon.com drivel
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 18 June 2008 21:33 (seventeen years ago)
hard to hate on this without lapsing into "i wouldve done this in the 5 minutes it would take if i had known people would think it was hilarious" style butthurtitude but... seriously
― and what, Wednesday, 18 June 2008 21:33 (seventeen years ago)
That's a little totalitarian, don't you think? The First Amendment says we can.
― felicity, Wednesday, 18 June 2008 21:35 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.geocities.com/wxscooter/batman-logo.jpg
― gabbneb, Wednesday, 18 June 2008 21:36 (seventeen years ago)
The Second one says they can stop you :-(
(xpost)
― StanM, Wednesday, 18 June 2008 21:36 (seventeen years ago)
Slate is not Salon, Catsupppppper
― nabisco, Wednesday, 18 June 2008 21:36 (seventeen years ago)
The Fifth One says it's ok sometimes just to lurk.
― felicity, Wednesday, 18 June 2008 21:38 (seventeen years ago)
AT LEAST TWICE, BARACK OBAMA has penetrated MICHELLE OBAMA'S VAGINA with his PENIS and EJACULATED.
FACT.
― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 18 June 2008 21:38 (seventeen years ago)
i guess the intro is kinda corny or whatever and if this becomes the latest thing forwarded around the office its pretty lame but i kinda lolled at the concept
― deej, Wednesday, 18 June 2008 21:41 (seventeen years ago)
AT LEAST TWICE, MICHELLE OBAMA has pushed an INFANT CHILD through her VAGINA, which is a MIRACULOUS but ARDUOUS way to enter the world.
― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 18 June 2008 21:45 (seventeen years ago)
what is it with you and VAGINA
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 18 June 2008 21:46 (seventeen years ago)
He's trying to be FUNNY.
― dan m, Wednesday, 18 June 2008 21:46 (seventeen years ago)
i'm trying to destroy your insipid thread
― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 18 June 2008 21:47 (seventeen years ago)
or at least make it readable
― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 18 June 2008 21:48 (seventeen years ago)
AT LEAST TWICE, ELMO ARGONAUT has posted IN THE STYLE OF THE ABOVE MESSAGE in an attempt to prove the SUPERIORITY of his sense of HUMOR.
― dan m, Wednesday, 18 June 2008 21:48 (seventeen years ago)
hey did you guys hear that barack obama is your new bicycle LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 18 June 2008 21:49 (seventeen years ago)
also, john mccain is old!
He travels mostly by FORKLIFT
this is funny, though
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 18 June 2008 21:50 (seventeen years ago)
who moved my cheese???
― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 18 June 2008 21:52 (seventeen years ago)
peyton manning
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 18 June 2008 21:54 (seventeen years ago)
peyton manning moved your cheese
― deeznuts, Wednesday, 18 June 2008 21:55 (seventeen years ago)
peyton fucking manning
oh okay, thanks tom! thanks deezuts!
― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 18 June 2008 21:55 (seventeen years ago)
i'm off to find my cheese
gfy! ttfn!
― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 18 June 2008 21:56 (seventeen years ago)
peyton motherfucking manning
― deeznuts, Wednesday, 18 June 2008 21:57 (seventeen years ago)
So long, thread police.
― dan m, Wednesday, 18 June 2008 21:57 (seventeen years ago)
but seriously, yeah, we're all above it, etc, etc
He travels mostly by FORKLIFT.
― PappaWheelie V, Wednesday, 18 June 2008 21:58 (seventeen years ago)
it's good to see custos making something of himself in the world.
― banriquit, Wednesday, 18 June 2008 22:00 (seventeen years ago)
The best is the continuation of the "Click here to find out more!" typo, which was an embedded ad.
― felicity, Wednesday, 18 June 2008 22:01 (seventeen years ago)
i'm guessing dan got this from chicagoist because that was on there too. but he's left for the evening so i can't ask him.
― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 18 June 2008 22:06 (seventeen years ago)
who moved my cheese? http://homepages.ius.edu/COLWILLI/Online%20Scrapbook/Chuck
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 18 June 2008 22:09 (seventeen years ago)
This will make you re-think: A Trivia question in Sunday School: How long is the beast allowed to have authority in Revelations? Revelations Chapter 13 tells us it is 42 months, and you know what that is. Almost a four-year term of a Presidency. All I can say is 'Lord, Have mercy on us!' According to The Book of Revelations the anti-Christ is: The anti-Christ will Be a man, in his 40's, of MUSLIM descent, who will deceive the nations with Persuasive language, and have a MASSIVE Christ-like appeal....the prophecy says That people will flock to him and he will promise false hope and world peace, And when he is in power,will destroy everything..Do we recognize this description??I STRONGLY URGE each one of you to post this as many times as You can!Each opportunity that you have to send it to a friend or media outlet..do it! I refuse to take a chance on this unknown candidate who came out of nowhere.
― an average joe with an average flow (Roberto Spiralli), Friday, 26 September 2008 15:01 (seventeen years ago)
Your point? Retards will be retards.
― StanM, Friday, 26 September 2008 15:03 (seventeen years ago)
lotta stuff about muslims in revelations
― and what, Friday, 26 September 2008 15:11 (seventeen years ago)
According to The Book of Revelations the anti-Christ is: The anti-Christ will Be a man, in his 40's, of MUSLIM descent, from CHICAGO, ILLINOIS, who will deceive the nations with Persuasive language, drive a HYBRID SUV, and have a MASSIVE Christ-like appeal....the prophecy says That people will flock to him and he will promise false hope and world peace, And when he is in power,will destroy everything..Do we recognize this description??I STRONGLY URGE each one of you to post this as many times as You can!Each opportunity that you have to send it to a friend or media outlet..do it! I refuse to take a chance on this unknown candidate who came out of nowhere.
also, his favorite player will be HAROLD BAINES.
― Dr Morbius, Friday, 26 September 2008 15:12 (seventeen years ago)
I for one trust this book of revelations that predicted the advent of Muslims before their religion even came to be.
― Jibe, Friday, 26 September 2008 15:15 (seventeen years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/GexNI.jpg
― תהייה נשמת ההרוגים באסון הצפון צרורה בצרור (ڈک تپپڑ فوج), Thursday, 23 December 2010 19:01 (fifteen years ago)
where's the 'Lacey' sig
― acoleuthic, Thursday, 23 December 2010 19:03 (fifteen years ago)
lol
― dan m, Thursday, 23 December 2010 21:02 (fifteen years ago)
http://imgs.sfgate.com/c/pictures/2011/10/25/ba-obama26_baby_0504432571.jpg
Baby-whisperer
― Muammar for the road (Michael White), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 19:56 (fourteen years ago)