is cold popeyes for breakfast really so bad?

The only thing wrong with this is that you didn't eat it all when it was hot.

our old friend jess would have had so much to say about this :*(

totally looping 'bama's "cold popeyes for breakfast" for our (maria and me) tapeexperiment radio show this week. it will be our theme.

can we listen online?

I think the issue is of using cold popeye's for breakfast on a regular basis with growing children in the house, not necessarily like cold popeye's chicken isn't totally acceptable for a dude who just can't stop ordering more pieces than he can eat every time he rolls up to the window.

My wife woke me up 4:00 in the morning. She said, "I want you to go downstairs and cook breakfast for the children." And I looked at the clock and I said, "Dear, it's 6:00 in the morning." She said, "Exactly. Go down and cook for the children. They have to go to school." I said, "Yes, but to eat at 6:00, isn't that bad for your stomach? I mean, they just ate twelve hours ago." My wife said, "Bill, get out of that bed and go downstairs and cook breakfast for your children!!" I said, "Well, I don't know what they want to eat." She said, "It's down there! Now you get out of the bed!" And I said, "But where are the pans? Do we have pans to cook with?" She said, "Bill, I'm not talking to you anymore! You ask another stupid question, so help me God, I'll get the shotgun out of the closet and blow your face off!!" I said, "Well, there's no need to become violent about this. You seem to be having trouble intellectualizing on where the cooking apparel is." So I fell back to sleep again. The next thing I knew, there was a bucket of ice water being shaken over my head, and this woman, that I've been married to for some 17 years, was standing over me like this. [makes angry face at audience] "Now, you get up and cook some breakfast or you're gonna wear this bucket of ice water!!!" So I said, "You're serious, aren't you?" So I got up. Needless to say, I was angry. And I went downstairs without putting on my robe. Standing there in my pajamas, and I'm talking to myself. I said, "Get these, go down and cook breakfast, but it's six o'clock in the morning," [angrily cooking breakfast] and I slam the pans down. Blam! On the stove. I slam them down and go to the refrigerator and look around and I get to the damn bacon and the sausage, cooking breakfast, six o'blam in the morning, and I grab the- you have to be careful with eggs. "God! I have to cook breakfast! Boom!!" I turn around. The first one down was the four-year-old. The child looked lovely. Cute little face, clean. Hair in little braids, little things, you know. "Good morn', Daddy." And I said, "What do you want for breakfast!?" The four-year-old has the ability to see through and find the wrong thing. The child saw through my body what was behind me. She saw the chocolate cake. She said, "Can I have the chocolate cake?" And I said, "Chocolate cake, where?" She said, "Chocolate cake behind you." And I looked... and there was chocolate cake! The child wanted chocolate cake for breakfast! How ridiculous! And I said... and someone in my brain looked under chocolate cake and saw the ingredients: eggs! Eggs are in chocolate cake! And milk! Oh goody! And wheat! That's nutrition! "What do you want?" "Can I have some chocolate cake?" "Chocolate cake coming up." [imitates slicing sound] Sliced it for her and served it. "Now, you need something to drink with the chocolate cake, something breakfast... grapefruit juice!"

it's just not the same without the SHOOM and the BOOM
and the conniption at the end

jabadum dabudum dabum
DAD IS GREAT
GIVE US CHOCLATE CAKE

AND MY CHILDREN WHO HAD BEEN SINGING MY PRAISES

LIED ON ME

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This is not your child! So I give the child a glass of grapefruit juice and chocolate cake --- nutrition. Eggs, milk, and wheat in the chocolate cake. And... I didn't have to cook. And the other four came downstairs. And when they came downstairs... Those of you who have children, you've seen them come downstairs for school. [imitating sluggish children] And they got to the kitchen. [imitating sluggish children] They saw the four-year-old eating chocolate cake. And they said, "Dad! Where did she get the chocolate cake?" And they went to the child and said, "How did you get chocolate cake?" She said, "Dad give me chocolate cake!" And they looked at me and said, "Father... could we have chocolate cake?" And their father said, "Chocolate cake coming up!!" Four slices --- [imitates slicing sound] --- and grapefruit juice! And five children sat at breakfast and the morning music was playing [imitating bass guitar] and they were eating chocolate cake and singing songs to me: "Dad is great! Give us the chocolate cake!" And we had a ball until... she came down like this. [makes angry face at audience] And when she saw what the children were eating... [when his wife sees that he has given the kids chocolate cake for breakfast] I've always heard about people having a conniption, but I've never seen one. You don't want to see 'em! My wife's face... split! The skin and hair split and came off of her face so that there was nothing except the skull! And orange light came out of her hair and it lit all around! And fire shot from her eye sockets and began to burn my stomach! And she said, "Where did they get chocolate cake from?!?" And I said, "They asked for it!!" And the children, who had been singing praises to me, lied on me, and said, "Uh-uhh!! We asked for eggs and milk, and Dad made us eat this!!!" And my wife sent me to my room, which is where I wanted to go in the first place. So you see? We are dumb, but we are not so dumb. It takes great thinking and work to keep from working.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=8cfn0q5K5eU

aud only, no vid

Bill Cosby Himself is one of those things that makes me lose my shit still because my cousin and I watched it like 50 times on HBO when we were kids. My wife totally fails to understand this and I kind of see her point.

popeyes can never ever be bad. my favorite restaurant in the world. i even joined the popeyes facebook group!

Bill Cosby Himself is one of those things that makes me lose my shit still because my cousin and I watched it like 50 times on HBO when we were kids

This record, along with the Ghostbusters soundtrack, dominated my childhood.

And the Doctor's sitting there like Johnny Bench!

OMG! There's a popeyes facebook group!

is Popeyes the chicken shop, in US?

Does Popeyes torture its chickens less than KFC?

Does Church's still exist?

yes
no
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i lurve their fries

OMG! There's a popeyes facebook group!

yeah, there are only about 100 other "fans" with me

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Popeyes-Bonafide-Chicken/12476166302

Church's still exists.

They are in fact owned by the same conglomerate.

there was a church's/white-castle combo restaurant by my apartment, but i think the church's part is closed.

it was great mixing and matching. 2 sliders, 1 chicken thigh, some chicken rings, fried clam strips, jalapeno poppers, and a large cherry coke please

Chicken rings?!

it was great mixing and matching. 2 sliders, 1 chicken thigh, some chicken rings, fried clam strips, jalapeno poppers, and a large cherry coke please

Hell yes. This is the best thing about rest stops on the highway that have multiple fast food joints right next to each other.

Still unsure about chicken rings. Chicken fries, chicken fingers - all set.
if chicken rings are chicken onion rings I am...about to be really happy and sad all at once. Because they exist and I can't have them.