names that disapproving, willfully ignorant suburban parents referred to Snoop Doggy Dogg as in the early 90's

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Snoopy Dog Dog
Snoopy Snoop Pup
Snoopy Snoop-a-Lot
Snoopy Snoop
Snoop-a-Loop
Stupid Doggy Dogg

iiiijjjj, Thursday, 19 June 2008 17:46 (seventeen years ago)

after pac died my mom asked me if snoop dogg was shot & killed

and what, Thursday, 19 June 2008 17:48 (seventeen years ago)

"Snoop Doggy Dog? Need to get a Jobby Job!"

Pillbox, Thursday, 19 June 2008 18:11 (seventeen years ago)

Dougal: "That'd be like something those rap fellas would write..."
Ted: "You can forget about them Dougal, you can forget about Icy Tea, and Scoopy Scoopy Dog Dog, they're no help to us now."

snoball, Thursday, 19 June 2008 18:17 (seventeen years ago)

whatever happened to his middle name anyhow???

sexyDancer, Thursday, 19 June 2008 18:35 (seventeen years ago)

oh... Death Deathy Row beef

sexyDancer, Thursday, 19 June 2008 18:37 (seventeen years ago)

how come they're all named ICE... LOL

s1ocki, Thursday, 19 June 2008 18:37 (seventeen years ago)

Most of those are pretty good.

libcrypt, Thursday, 19 June 2008 18:51 (seventeen years ago)

Most of these are a step up from most puns you hear in diss tracks.

The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Thursday, 19 June 2008 18:54 (seventeen years ago)

Snoop Diggity Dogg

M@tt He1ges0n, Thursday, 19 June 2008 19:00 (seventeen years ago)

"Hey Justin you know that rapper you like is doing a show at Sunset Station next weekend"
"Which one?"
"Snoopy Doo Dog, I think."

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 19 June 2008 20:07 (seventeen years ago)

when did "justin" happen?

i thought it was just a internet rumours.

banriquit, Thursday, 19 June 2008 20:09 (seventeen years ago)

this phenomenon is somehow related to "m. night shamalama ding dong"

M@tt He1ges0n, Thursday, 19 June 2008 20:21 (seventeen years ago)

how come they're all named ICE... LOL

yeah, i don't remember snarky names wr2 snoop. the snarky names that i DO remember concerned ice-t and ice cube -- as in, "ice scraper," "ice pick," "ice patch," "ice tray," etc.

that shit seemed to knocked 'em dead in central jersey circa 1992 or thereabouts.

Eisbaer, Thursday, 19 June 2008 20:30 (seventeen years ago)

i think that i remember my parents using those "jokes" when i rented tresspass back in 1992.

Eisbaer, Thursday, 19 June 2008 20:35 (seventeen years ago)

Snoop Diggity Dogg ftw

If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Thursday, 19 June 2008 20:36 (seventeen years ago)

Snopes Dogg

Oilyrags, Thursday, 19 June 2008 20:37 (seventeen years ago)

snoop oh my blog

bell_labs, Thursday, 19 June 2008 20:38 (seventeen years ago)

it's hard to clown any further on a name like Ice T

J0hn D., Thursday, 19 June 2008 20:47 (seventeen years ago)

when did "justin" happen?

i thought it was just a internet rumours

Where do you think "HOOSteen" comes from?

jaymc, Thursday, 19 June 2008 20:53 (seventeen years ago)

"Opening artist Jah Thunder elicited a huge forward from the audience when he said he didn't like it when he came to “foreign” (lands), and heard people calling each other “dog.” He said, "Dogs piss up yuh yard inna Jamaica, so mi nah wah hear people call each udda dat." He said he's not a dog, but rather, he's a lion. (Maybe that’s why Snatcha Dogg changed his name to “Snatcha Lion”!) He said, “Call im ‘Snoop,’ leave out di ‘dog.’ Call im ‘Daddy,’ leave out di ‘Puff’!” These remarks were greeted with screaming cheers of approval as he segued into his next song, "Name." "

forksclovetofu, Thursday, 19 June 2008 20:55 (seventeen years ago)

two years pass...

http://www.politico.com/politico44/perm/0311/snoopy_snoopy_poop_dogg_991e4e93-1f29-43c4-9a8c-b403078c660f.html

“This is a fakery,” Simpson said on Fox News. “If they care at all about their children or grandchildren, and sometimes I doubt that – I think, you know, grandchildren now don’t write a thank-you for the Christmas presents, they’re walking on their pants with the cap on backwards listening to the enema man and Snoopy Snoopy Poop Dogg, and they don’t like them!”

del griffith, Tuesday, 8 March 2011 17:03 (fifteen years ago)


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