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Poll Results

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Obama awards Presidential Medal of Freedom to WIKIPEDIA, for "promoting truth, justice and the Obama Way" 2
New State Capital of The State of Columbia, renamed to Chocolate City. Spike Lee Honored at Dinner Gala at the Chicago W1
Obama tells Religious Right leaders, "I don't need you anymore, chumps." 1
After Prime Minister Gordon Brown met with Obama he asked, "Has anyone seen my wallet?" 1
Obama orders NASCAR CLOSED: "It spews forth more carbon than even Al Gore." 1
CHRYSLER Credit Ratings Plummet: Chapter 7 expected anyday.. Doom Watch At Detroit News 0
OBAMA Admits Email Addiction, especially to pretty actresses 0
Obama annual physical: In Good health, says Doctors, "would be better if he stopped snorting so much." 0
Michael Savage jailed in Fairness doctrine violation. F.A.I.R. files charges with the ACLU (controlling entity of the DO0
Scott McClellan facing charges after being caught in a sleazy Washington Brothel. 0
Pledge of Allegiance banned from all public gatherings. 0
Chris Matthews to replace Wolf Blitzer as Press Secretary 0
Speaker Pelosi revises 'monarchy' comment, says, "There's nothing wrong with a monarchy." 0
OBAMA Mentions Word 'Terrorist' Accused of Playing Fear Card 0
Obama pardons Wesley Snipes, asks for fourth vampire killer sequel walk on part 0
Sean Hannity banned at his own website forum for promoting free speech. 0
FactCheck.Org ordered closed down in FBI investigation of 'dissident and subversive' forces 0
Obama asks Saudi Arabia to reduce its oil output; "We can't get Americans to stop using oil and move to windmills i0
Obama orders U.S. Oil Firms to Cease Contracts with Iraq 0
Obama claims Executive Privilege over campaign contributors. Cites Previous administrations use of claim. 0
Manhunt continues for Alberto Gonzales. Last seen working at McDonald's in El Paso. 0
Obama Fires General David Petraeus: "We have a difference of opinion on disarmament." 0
G. Gordon Liddy Sneaks Note out of Prison, seeks appeal on Fairness Doctine Violation 0
AP Says Everything is Calm and Fuzzy Now 0
Maureen Dowd proposes to Obama. Michelle seeks comfort. 0
Obama orders FEC to reimburse his campaign from public funds, on account he won. 0
HOTAIR.COM ordered closed down, FBI investigation of 'insurgency' continues 0
Ann Coulter identified in line up, picked up living in cardboard box behind a Krogers 0
Entercom, CBS and Clear Channel to end all AM Talk radio programs; "Since FOXNews closed down, we're just too much 0


elan, Monday, 23 June 2008 01:59 (seventeen years ago)

Ann Coulter identified in line up, picked up living in cardboard box behind a Krogers

elan, Monday, 23 June 2008 02:00 (seventeen years ago)

it's the wikipedia one, wingnut rage at wikipedia is one of the funniest things there is

J0hn D., Monday, 23 June 2008 02:12 (seventeen years ago)

New State Capital of The State of Columbia, renamed to Chocolate City. Spike Lee Honored at Dinner Gala at the Chicago White House

Muhammad Ali - President of the United States
Reverend Ike - Secretary of the Treasury
Richard Pryor - Minister of Education
Stevie Wonder - Secretary of Fine Arts
Aretha Franklin - First Lady

abanana, Monday, 23 June 2008 03:12 (seventeen years ago)

I voted that one because it even gets in a jab at DC Statehood. Those crazy blacks be wantin reprazentation!

Hurting 2, Monday, 23 June 2008 03:23 (seventeen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

ILX System, Friday, 27 June 2008 23:01 (seventeen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

ILX System, Saturday, 28 June 2008 23:01 (seventeen years ago)

Sean Hannity banned at his own website forum for promoting free speech.

hardsonned on his own

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 29 June 2008 16:15 (seventeen years ago)

Obama orders NASCAR CLOSED: "It spews forth more carbon than even Al Gore.

"Liburuls tryna tek our Nahzcahr!"

Bodrick III, Sunday, 29 June 2008 16:27 (seventeen years ago)

^^^ what the hell accent is that supposed to be, welsh?

s1ocki, Sunday, 29 June 2008 16:48 (seventeen years ago)

Grrr!

Bodrick III, Sunday, 29 June 2008 16:58 (seventeen years ago)

haaaaaaaaa

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 29 June 2008 17:31 (seventeen years ago)

tek!

deej, Sunday, 29 June 2008 17:33 (seventeen years ago)


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