Which Manic Street Preachers album makes everything feel unwanted? Everything Must Go!
― The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Tuesday, 24 June 2008 13:27 (seventeen years ago)
Which German footballer is everything's favourite? Torsten Everyfrings (Everything)!
― The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Tuesday, 24 June 2008 13:29 (seventeen years ago)
What kind of everything does Irish singstress and catholic Dana like? All Kinds of Everythings!
― Noodle Vague, Tuesday, 24 June 2008 13:30 (seventeen years ago)
What is everything's favourite jazz age writer? F Reething Fitzgerald (F Scott Fitzgerald, with "everything" pronounced in RP)!
― The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Tuesday, 24 June 2008 13:32 (seventeen years ago)
What sort of thing does Snoop Dog like to rap about? Nuthin but E Vry Thing (A "G" Thing meaning A Gentleman's Thing)
― Noodle Vague, Tuesday, 24 June 2008 13:35 (seventeen years ago)
What did the big everything say to the little everything? Stop hiding behind that tree!
― The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Tuesday, 24 June 2008 13:36 (seventeen years ago)
Why did Paul Daniels marry the millionairess Debbie McGee? Every little thing she does is magic.
That's wrong, isn't it?
― Mark G, Tuesday, 24 June 2008 13:40 (seventeen years ago)
I found this journal article, and the title makes me think of the classic "your favorite jokes about..." ILX threads.
This is the full title, including the parenthetical:
Writing for Publication and the Role of the Library: “Do Have a Cow, Man!” (“Don't Have a Cow, Man”-Bart Simpson)
― congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 21 October 2010 20:02 (fifteen years ago)