Your favourite jokes about Islamic Fundamentalism

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Q. What do you call it when Arabic terrorists drive a plane into a coniferous tree?
A. Pine eleven!

Q. What do you call it when Arabic terrorists swear to repeatedly drive a plane into a coniferous tree in the name of Allah?
A. A tree-had! (jihad)

Q. What do you call the senior prefect at an Islamic terrorist training camp?
A. Jihad Boy! (The Head Boy)

Sap-timber Eleventh!

Q. What's the worst thing to say at tea-time if your father is an Islamic fundamentalist?
A. More ham, Dad? (Mohammed)!

Q. Who was the first Islamic fundamentalist to leave the Big Brother house in 2000?

A. Muqtada al-Sadr (Sada Wilkington was evicted on Day 15 of Big Brother 1 with 55% of the vote)

Q: What's the name of the jolly, rotund, bestpectacled weather anchor for the Islamic Terrorist version of the Today Show?
A: Al Jazeerah!

Q. What is an Islamic Fundamentalist's least favourite kind of plant life?
A. (George) Bush!

Why is a 7/7 bombre like a woman who's was formerly in posession of some leather that would be described in archaic Scottish as tiny?
She's had tan weer (Shehzad Tanweer)!

What did the big Islamic Fundamentalist say to the little Islamic Fundamentalist?
Stop hiding behind that tree!

Q. What would Queen Elizabeth I's catchphrase been if she had been an Islamic Fundamentalist?

A. Of with Jihad! (The head!)

Q. Which Radio 4 presenter and Islamic fundamentalist asserted in a Radio Times interview in August 2005 that the "shift in the balance of power between the sexes" has gone too far and that men are now little more than "sperm donors". In particular, he objected to the many women now in senior positions within the BBC?
A. Michael Buerqa! (Michael Buerk)

What is an Islamic Fundamentalist's favourite nu-metal band?
Koran (KoRn)!

More like Osama Bin Hidin, amirite?

Q. What Muslim made the most money from selling Angora goat fur?

A. The Profit Mohair Made (The Prophet Mohammed)

This thread will be a goldmine when the editorial staff of http://www.theplatformag.com/ introduce a 'just for fun' page

Q: What's the difference between Stax Soul artist Eddie Floyd and an Islamic Terrorist singer?
A: One sings about "Knock on Wood," and the other sings about Al Naqba on oud!

Q. What do you call an Islamic terror group dedicated solely to bringing about the destruction of coniferous trees?
A. Al Die-Cedar (Al Qaeda)!

Q. What is an Islamic Fundamentalist's least favourite kind of tree?
A. Yews (Jews)!

Q. What wooden garment do Islamic fundamentalists insist on their wives wearing?
A. A bircha! (burqa)

Q. What wooden garment do Islamic fundamentalists' wives wear on their 25th wedding anniversary?
A. A silver bircha! (burqa)

Do you guys think Mohammed Atta might have had a dog named Up The World Trade Center Killing Thousands Of American Citizens? I have a joke but I'm worried the punchline might be a touch convoluted

^^^ Was just racing to type this

:D

Q. What do you call Islamic Fundamentalist's favourite controversial female journalist standing on a slope?

A. Julie Burqa-Hill (Burchill!)

What is an Islamic Fundamentalist's favourite fraction?
Two-fifths!

What did Tommy Cooper and Mohammed Atta have in common?

They both died doing the thing they were most passionate about while alive!

Q. Why did the Islamic fundamentalist blow up a tree?
A. Because of his deeply held religious be-leafs!

Q. What did the Islamic fundamentalist say while blowing up a tree?
A. Praise be to a larch! (Allah)

What is an Islamic Fundamentalist's least favourite 80s band?
Go West (the west)!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Al Qaeda!
Al Qaeda wh---
*BOOM*

Q: Why did the intrepid female journalist ask her Islamic terrorist captors, who were about to behead her, if they thought they could win?

A: Jihad to ask!

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Two monkeys standing back to back?

With wizard hats on.

http://www.spiritus-temporis.com/mark-sinker/

t is believed - though by who none can say - that it was Sinker who laid the foundations for the world's lamest joke;

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"What do you call it when Arabic terrorists drive an airplane into some wood?" "Pine eleven!"

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Joke courtesy his successors' recent "Humour In Music" issue of The Wire, which contained a number of punning riffs on the Public Enemy song 911 Is A Joke.

it is supposed to be two fat jews sharing a pope hat which is making them levitate

i designed that btw

What do you call it when experimental music magazine The Wire devotes an issue to "Humour In Music"?
A terrible tragedy!

What did the big issue of Wire Magazine say to the little issue of Wire Magazine?
That cape is too big for you!

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Fluxblog&direction=next&oldid=23420622

Could've sworn that blog was about trying to get honey or something.

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^^^raised a glass of V-Hate

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I think I know why he's giving up drinking for two months now

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Jesus, the edit history of that Fluxblog wiki page is vicious.

might poll that some day