Your favorite jokes about Dom Passantino

Who is Dom Passantino's favourite mobster?
Nicodemo Domenico "Little Nicky" Scarf (Nicodemo Domenico "Little Nicky" Scarfo)!

Q: What did former Yankees first baseman Tino Martinez's wife say to him when he asked her who her favorite online baseball columnist was?
A: Passan, Tino (Dom Passantino)!

What sports-themed crib did Dom rest in as a baby?
A Football Manger

Q. What is Dom Passantino's favourite kind of aggression?
A. Passive aggression!

Who is Dom Passantino's favourite actor?
Armand Assante (Dom Passantino)!

knock knock
who's there?
a 21st century Jason Josephes
hi dom!

Q: lol?
A: stylus!

Q. Why does Dom Passantino wannabe Garu G prefer to poo on his gran's flange, out of all his female family members?

A. Because dump ass on Auntie? No! (Dom Passantino)!

What did Dom Passantino do in a social situation when someone said something he deemed worthy of a response?

Looked around for a record, book or similar item of media whose title approximated his feelings on the issue!

actual LOL

When Dom, Nigel and Bruce were walking to a showing of South Pacific, Nigel kept repeating a word over and over again that Dom couldn't quite hear so Bruce had to explain, "Dom, N. chanted evening".

Q. What do you call it when Dom Passantino chats about his favourite Spanish football club?

A. Real (Madrid) Talk

Q: What kind of tent did Dom Passantino take to Glastonbury?
A: ^^^

Q. Why is Dom Passantino like Public Enemy?

A. Because his zings annoys! (Brings the noise!)

Dom Passantino regains consciousness in a dentist chair, and in a nitrous-induced haze remarks to himself "oh my! I must have revived one thread too many after all!" The dentist replies looks up and says "is that some sort of slang for eating Twizzlers?"

Q: What is Dom Passantino's favourite David Gray single?
A: no homo (Hospital Food)!

Q: What is Dom Passantino's favourite football team?
A: AFC MK Doms (AFC MK Doms is Dom Passantino's favourite football team)!

Q: How did Dom Passantino qualify in the Meta 350 powered by Zing NASCAR race?
A. Poll position!

Q: What do both Dom Passantino and ken c have in common?
A: [Controversial Moderator Edit ]

Q: Which came first, Dom Passantino or the egg?
A: Depends, was there a thread about Beth Ditto that day?

Q: How does Dom prefer to be rewarded for his hard work?
A: With tin pans (temp bans!)

Q: What is Dom Passantino's favourite band?
A: Los Campesinos!

Q: What was Shakespearian Dom Passantino's favourite sockpuppet on Elizabethan ILX?
A: The Barred!

Q. What did the big Dom Passantino say to the little Dom Passantino?
A. Stop hiding behind that twee!

:D thread won

What do you call it when Dom Passantino does BDSM in a car with a critically revered record producer?

Dom Passat Eno! (Dom Passantino)

My sides.

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID

"What did Dom Passantino do in a social situation when someone said something he deemed worthy of a response?

Looked around for a record, book or similar item of media whose title approximated his feelings on the issue!"

lol.

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Q. What is Dom Passantino's (other) favourite band?
A. Scarfo! (Scarfo were a British rock band formed in Andover, England in 1994 by former art college students Jamie Hince (vocals, guitar), Nick Prior (bass), and Al Saunders (drums). Dom Passantino is a know scarf wearer.)

What Homeric character is the model for this individual?

Thersites.

actually the more I read of this
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thersites
the more accurate I think it is.

lol poor people

Yeah, the whole point of the character is HELOTS, KNOW YOUR PLACE

Q: why did the LBZC member cross the road?
A: to get to the other snide.

Q: When the LBZC member asked for directions to the other side of the road, what has he told?
A: It sneer.

Why did the LBZC member hate the jackhammer that wasn't similar to a cashew?
Because it wasn't pneumatic in a nuts way (LBZC loathe any woman who isn't pneumatic in a Nuts way)!

Q. Why is Dom Passantino scared of going to the evergreen forest?
A. He fears he may attacked by a pinefox!

dom passantino was admitted to the urology ward of his local hospital. distraught, fellow LBZC-ers gathered in yates's to console each other.

"what's wrong with him?" asked banriquit.

"every time he goes to the toilet, he produces only a hot drink made by infusing the dried, crushed leaves of the tea plant in boiling water," said noodle vague.

to which louis jagger replied: "dom passin' tea? no!"

in honour of the late george carlin, a remixed rude-word version:

dom passantino was admitted to the urology ward of his local hospital. distraught, fellow LBZC-ers gathered in yates's to console each other.

"what's wrong with him?" asked banriquit. "shit fuck motherfucker."

"every time he goes to the toilet, he produces only a hot drink made by infusing the dried, crushed leaves of the tea plant in boiling water," said noodle vague. "cocks piss cunt."

to which louis jagger replied: "dom PISSIN' tea? no!"

said noodle vague. "cocks piss cunt."

That's so me :D

"Cock piss Partridge"

He does not get in every age . . . the blows that he gets in Drowned in Sound reviews. But his envy, his egotism, is the thorn which he has to carry in his flesh. And the undying worm that gnaws him is the tormenting consideration that his excellent views and vituperations remain absolutely without result in the world. But our satisfaction at the fate of Dom Passantino may also have its sinister side.

Pinefox described him in detail in pub, even though he played only a minor role in the thread. He is said to be bow-legged, lame and had shoulders that caved inward. His head was covered in tufts of hair and came to a point. He was vulgar, obscene, somewhat dull-witted, and the pinefox has much fun at his expense. He called Tracer Hand greedy and Ed a coward, causing Matt DC to hit him with a 3 day ban from the forum.

In his Introduction to Stylus Greatest LOLs, Robert Graves speculates that Pinefox might have made Passantino a ridiculous figure as a way of dissociating himself from Dom, whose remarks seem entirely justified, while letting these remarks, along with Tombot's brutal act of suppression, remain in the record. In fact, Passantino was venerated by marxist literature in Soviet times.

Dom Passantino and Adebayo Akinfenwa are joyriding around Northampton at speed. Dom’s attention is drawn by a passing chubby ‘emo’ girl and, distracted, he ploughs the car into a shoe-making museum and both he and Adebayo die.

Outside the gates of heaven, St Peter asks for their names. Adebayo says “I am Saheed Adebayo Akinfenwa”. St Peter checks his computer and finds out that Adebayo is “a professional footballer currently playing for Football League One side Northampton. He is a large and imposing forward with a sometimes physical style”. The angel beckons him inside.

Dom then steps up and says “I am Domingo Cesare Paolo Passantino”. St Peter checks his computer and reads back: “Seemingly inconsequential journalist. Not sure about popularity or notability. Seems as though this article should be deleted” and Dom is assigned forever to limbo.

You forgot to mention this: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/northamptonshire/7472619.stm

Dan Baker, spokesman for Anglian Water, said the investigation being carried out was a "big job"

Thought they would use more scientific term for this to be honest.

Have u gone Christie Malry, Dom?

Penny Howell, head teacher of Chiltern primary school in New Duston, Northampton, said she decided to close after Anglian Water said they were not able to supply the 200 bottles of water she needed for the 203 pupils until Thursday afternoon.

lol new duston

fuck, i coulda worked that in easily and made it all current.

"The parasite causes stomach upsets and the most common symptom is diarrhoea."

... is this any way to talk about Dom?

Why did Dom Passantino speak fondly of the vacuum cleaner with no discernable posting style?

Because it was a Numatic in a deeznuts way!

Wow. I think Thersitism has now been established as a critical concept, or at least as the basis for some amazing updated posts about Greek mythology and ilxors.

According to later stories, Tracer Hand eventually killed him for making fun of Ned Raggett's grief over the death of Humphrey Lyttleton.

Noodle Vague, who at one time worked in a mental hospital, is the only remaining member of the LBZC's prime-period lineup. Acrobat committed suicide in 2006 (two years after joining the LBZC) by shooting himself in the head; Michael Philip Philip philip Philip Annoyman made a necklace using some of his skull fragments, and banriquit (born That one guy that quit) reportedly cooked and ate pieces of Acrobat's brain. Banriquit, in turn, was stabbed to death while in his underwear on August 10, 2007 by Dom Passantino. Passantino's alleged motive was jealousy over the fact that banriquit had a more evil reputation; he inflicted 23 separate wounds, it was also rumored, so as to outdo rival ILX clique The Ringtone Crew's leader BIG HOOS aka the Steendriver, who was convicted in the stabbing death of a homophobic acquaintance. When police arrested Passantino, they found over 150 kg of stolen dynamite in his house, complete with a plan to vandalise the Wikipedia entry for Fluxblog on a religious holiday.

:)

nothing to joke about today

Q: What do both Dom Passantino and ken c have in common?
A: [Controversial Moderator Edit ]

― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, June 25, 2008 4:02 PM (8 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

is this joke about what i think it is

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