Your favorite jokes about ILx moderators

Q: What is the most popular Wham! song among ILx moderators?
A: "Wake Me Up (At The Dentist)"

Q. What did the big mod say to the little mod?
A. In before deletion!

Q. why do ILx moderators like Ed so much?
A. Because he's dred [ LOCKED ]

whats this dentist thing? i dont get it.

Q. What is an ILx moderator's favourite Felt song?

A. The Ballad of the Band! (Banned)

Who is Superman's favourite ILx mod ever?
Graham!

Q. What did the mod say when Mr Astaire wanted him to compete in the 100 metres for the eighth time in an hour?

A. Oh no! Not another race Fred!

Q: why does ILx mods never want to rock?
A: because they're mods, not rockers!

An ILX moderator walks into his local bar and has nothing to drink. The bartender was curious and asked him why he wasn't drinking anything.
An ILX moderator replies, “I don't drink anymore... last night I got so drunk that I banned a persistent troll from the boards."
"Oh that's nothing", the bartender replies. “It's important that you use your status for the good of the ILXor community”
"No, No", an ILX moderator replies. "You don't understand. A Persistent Troll is my dog! He's never even posted to ILX."

Q: Which Chris Farley/David Spade buddy comedy is the favorite of ILX mods?
A: TOMBOT (Tommy) Boy!

what a shit joke. why does he even go in the bar if he just stopped drinking?

xpost

What moderator is well-known for unfurrowing brows?

TOMBOTox!

an ilx mod goes to the doctor. the doctor runs some tests on him and calls him back in a few days later to give him the results. the doctor says, "i've got some bad news. you have alzheimer's." the ilx mod pauses, then smiles and says "but hey, at least i'm not an ilx mod."

Given that there's recently been pretty much entire ILX subboards dedicated to questioning the mods' decisions, I'd say this is pretty par for the course 'some dude'

Why is an ILX mod like the funeral home that had to relocate post-burial parties to a tooth doctor's office?
They both cause people to "wake" up in dentists (a wake is a type of celebration of a deceased person's life, common in Irish families)!

i was just joshin, mencap, keep up the lols

Q. What's the difference between an ennui filled Roger Daltrey and Pashmina?

A. One is a bored mod the other is a board mod!

no one knows what its like
to be the bad man
to be the sad man
behind CONTROVERSIAL MOD EDITS

Who is an ILX moderators favourite philosopher?
John Locke (Lock)!

Q: How do you keep an ILX moderator from drowning?
A: You take your foot off his head.

(By doing so, the moderator would be able to raise his nose above the surface of water and fill his lungs with oxygen again.)

whats the difference between an ILX mod and and serena williams?

One locks the threads, the other threads her locks.

Q. What did the mod say when Mr Astaire wanted him to compete in the New York / London aeroplane challenge for the eighth time in a month?

A. Oh no! Not another transatlantic race Fred!

What is an ILX mod's least favourite part of a pornographic version of Star Trek?
Nude Spock (Benjamin Spock was an American pediatrician whose book Baby and Child Care, published in 1946, is one of the biggest best-sellers of all time)!

Q. What do the Spanish government and ILX mods have in common?
A. They both want to crack down on (m)ETA (meta)!

What is an ILx moderators least favourite two foodstuffs one associates with Italy?
Copy and paste posts (coffee and pesto)!

"Dom Passantino, Deeznuts and Gershy walk into a barn..."

Q. Why do ILX mods tend to avoid Greek food?
A. Too much feta (meta)!

xpost- uh, the 'r' is a strikethrough. they didn't just walk into a barn.

Q. Why do ILX moderators hate sharks who attack surfers?
A. Because they make the boards a less fun place to be!

"As I was going to St Ives
I meta man with seven wives..."

(meta)!

Q. Why did the ILX moderator ignore a piece of timber that was capable of managing business operations?
A. Because he wasn't really interested in the idea of an admin log!

Why do ILx mods support Catholic teachings that Africa shouldn't use contraception?
They like to "keep it positive" (HIV positive)!

What's an ILX mod's favourite book?

"The Importance of Being Earnest" (earnestness is the same as sincerity!!!!)

Q: What is mods favourite 80s Czech keyboardist?
A: Ban Hammer

Which ILx moderator is like a burial space for some fucking American music critic or other?
Tomb Ott (TOMBOT)!

Q. What did the mod do when the lead singer of the Rolling Stones started throwing excrement around in his pub?

A. He banned pooey Jagger!

Q. What does an ILX moderator have in common with a fundamentalist government?
A. They both think "The Church" is a good idea, for some reason!

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Q. What do ILx mod hate people to do before exams?
A. Revive (revise)

Q: What is an ILX mod's least favorite Star Trek pornstar?
A: Nude Spock!

Q: What sound did the ILX mod astronaut make upon entering orbit?
A: *plop*

Q: What do ILx mods have in common with the Tony Awards?
A: They both take a dim view of revivals!

Who is an ILx mods least favourite Israeli poet?
Naama Gershy (Gershy)!

Q: Why is being an ILx mod like looking into the eyes of Medusa?
A: Both experiences turn you into a hard man!

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool @ am0n

Q: Why did the ILX moderator refuse to wank?
A: Because he banned semen (C-Man)!

Q: How is modding ILX like watching Sifl & Olly?
A: They both involve sockpuppets!

Q: What did the ILx moderators say to a poster who was especially belligerent and argumentative, frequently picking fights and holding grudges against other posters?
A: "Would you like to be a mod too?"

lol

ohhhhh

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Q: Why did the phone company refuse to set up the ILX mod's landline?
A: Because the operator detests cords (Moderator Request Board)!

Q: Is the Jody Rosen I just saw in my local bookshop/music paper/Private Eye the same as ILX's Jody Beth Rosen?

A: No! Jody Rosen is a guy who writes about music! (Jody Beth Rosen also writes about music but is not a guy)!

Q. What's the ILX moderators' favourite late 90s prog-indie group?
A. The Meta Banned (Beta Band)!