solitary posts that effortlessly summarize the spirit of ILX

not very solitary

^^^one is definitely not gonna get laid after something like this

-- roxymuzak, Monday, June 23, 2008 11:00 AM (4 days ago) Bookmark Link

fer ref

TITTWIS also nomad tribe run by a woman, also swept away by absence of queen

-- El Tomboto, Friday, June 27, 2008 5:22 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

that was me

remote would let me ipod dj while taking a shit at a bar with my macbook still going

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Sunday, July 13, 2008 7:53 PM (2 hours ago)

http://users.utu.fi/tomhak/siivooja.jpg

-- Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, July 12, 2008 9:30 PM (Saturday, July 12, 2008 9:30 PM) Bookmark Link

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

yes.

no, wait - NO!

what was the context of that? the ILX context?

the man with his penis in a hoover hose

Wow, great to load up at my DESK, THX PEEPS >:|

lol crutis

the man with his penis in a hoover hose

-- admrl, Sunday, July 13, 2008 8:58 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

^^^ should have tipped you off trayce

I hadnt scrolled right down ;_;

u hate your jobanyways, don't you? print that and frame it. right next to where you keep your pens.

Use Opera - open in background window, hover over tab for tiny preview of image. Saves my ass constantly!

there's a funny danny wang related thread over at djh right now.

-- jaime, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 05:25 (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link

i just reached for what i thought was a sharpie and it turned out to be a kazoo

-- gr8080, Friday, July 18, 2008 2:26 PM (9 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

http://users.utu.fi/tomhak/siivooja.jpg

-- Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, July 12, 2008 9:30 PM (Saturday, July 12, 2008 9:30 PM) Bookmark Link

-- HI DERE, Sunday, 13 July 2008 22:49 (5 days ago) Bookmark Link

I think that's actually the Rang3 R0v3r lovin' tailpipe.jpg guy...

News Flash: Iran now has PHOTOSHOP capabilities!

I stand by the 10-single run by Spoon that I posted upthread.

-- stephen, Saturday, 19 July 2008 22:44 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

I loved that conversation.

insular circle jerk convo lookin boys

-- deej, Friday, July 25, 2008 7:20 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

has to be wall_o_ginas.jpg, surely

you should stop being a crabby bitch and watch some wire, it's really good.

-- goole, Friday, July 25, 2008 4:38 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link

shhhh quiet deeznuts is about to speak

-- some dude, Wednesday, July 23, 2008 5:43 PM

C/D: douchebags who condemn the linguistic-conceptual porn behaviors of others because theyre passive-aggressive fuxxors

-- tough, Friday, 24 June 2005 02:39 (3 years ago) Link

the important thing is to exercise our own swift, harsh judgement on shit we read about for two seconds on the internet

-- goole, Thursday, July 31, 2008 10:18 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

if you ain't gonna wash it, i ain't gonna eat it

it was called ching chong animals and its lost to the sands of the internets

-- sleep, Saturday, 2 August 2008 23:16 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

sounds like you need a book dude--or to talk to an actual banker, not an ilxor

-- Mr. Que, Saturday, August 2, 2008 6:38 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

fwiw i see any disagreement with my own opinions as trolling

-- latebloomer, Sunday, August 3, 2008 10:01 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Link

because if so i mean this in the best way possible: you are an interesting person

-- deeznuts, Monday, August 4, 2008 12:53 AM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSHziqJWYcM

well that helped me procrastinate on wikipedia for 5 mins. thanks thread

-- s1ocki, Monday, August 4, 2008 12:23 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Funny if you've ever played Mario Party.

-- Mordy, Tuesday, 5 August 2008 23:58 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

there are a lot of gays

-- gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 3 July 2003 Bookmark Link

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and hippies

-- Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 3 July 2003 Bookmark Link

(ok thats two posts)

As a fan of New Radicals, you have me excited...to iTunes I go!

-- Tape Store, Tuesday, June 26, 2007 12:19 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

Man am I glad I'm reading this instead of sleeping

-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, August 19, 2008 12:07 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Link

^^^lol me too

HOW ARE YOU SO GOOD AT MAKING THINGS I LIKE SOUND TERRIBLE

-- bernard snowy, Wednesday, 27 August 2008 03:09 (9 hours ago) Link

paranoid freakshow >> obtuse, lethal brat

― will, Saturday, September 13, 2008 1:08 PM (29 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

?

where's the fucking nsfw this sucks

this thread is stupid

go ahead and quote that!

You're robbing posterity of [redacted].

dont even joke

in 8 years it seems i have stopped trying to come up with solutions and have instead turned to blaming the situation on a confluence of factors that are sometimes out of my control

― Karl Malone, Tuesday, July 25, 2017 11:46 AM (three years ago)

beyond ilx tbh

You're not doing very well at this whole shutting the fuck up thing

― shout-out to his family (DJP), Tuesday, October 20, 2020 6:24 PM (five days ago)

As an observer, I’m finding this argument impenetrable and pointless and it’s frankly putting me off this thread.

― epistantophus, Sunday, 7 February 2021 22:09 (two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

why are you like this, it’s great

― Scamp Granada (gyac), Saturday, April 10, 2021 9:31 AM (eight minutes ago)

one big room full of bad opinions

― John Cooper of Christian rock band Skillet (map), Friday, 21 May 2021 21:11 (yesterday) link

It makes me feel very sad to see so much hatred and ridicule in the world. This thread seems to exemplify this. But let us face the facts: why are we even contributing to this thread? Simply, because we are all sad losers, including myself, with nothing better to do with our lives. No doubt everyone here is skipping school or college because they are seen by their peers as outcasts and misfits - why else are we here? Nevertheless, life goes on even if all of us here feel like giving it up. I don't much like Weezer.

― martyfalling, Wednesday, 7 June 2017 23:32 (four years ago) link

lol

what's with this marty, dissing my posts

it me

Honestly I've never thought about the baby's penis so much until this thread.

― Shallot Shortage 2021 (morrisp), Wednesday, August 25, 2021 10:48 AM (seven hours ago)

"I am just wondering what you guys have achieved to reverse this situation and which amazing achievements give you the bravery to shit on female journalists on the internet for doing their jobs?"

I'm afraid tens of thousands of posts over two decades here gives me the right to shit on whoever I like. Sorry if this offends.

― xyzzzz__, Monday, August 30, 2021 5:01 PM bookmarkflaglink

No doubt everyone here is skipping school or college because they are seen by their peers as outcasts and misfits

jokes on him! we're mostly in our thirties, forties and beyond!

😟

the bbc's "neither washington nor moscow" era delivered a fvckton of grebt kids' TV: viz _the singing ringing tree_ (east germany) and _belle and sebastien_ (the pyrenees, not that belle and sebastian ffs) -- also we learned early to nagivate dubs and subs so it was educational also and in conclusion this is why jeanne dielman *shot rings out*

Lol

i studied the blade

You've got to fight for what is right

adding: not quite sure why i'm here analysing jokes that aren't working told by someone i think is a vast toxic idiot never not acting in bad faith

― mark s, Monday, December 5, 2022 3:46 PM (yesterday)

the blade i tell you!

I love rereading my old posts because there was usually some insanely funny shit surrounding them.

― HI DERE, Monday, 1 October 2007 18:54 (fifteen years ago) link

call and response

you guys really enjoy getting mad over nonsense
― J0rdan S.

i'm not really screaming into the void i just don't want to work
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown)

iiiiii don't want to work
i just want to scream into voids all day

forgot to vote in this but i'm with the majority

― Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, January 25, 2023 12:05 PM (forty-two minutes ago)

it came out and I thought "this is great!" and then never really wanted to to revisit it.

― I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm)

That weird phenomenon of message boards, particularly one where people are constantly saying there are only 4 people left, where there are television threads where it feels like *everyone* is watching all the telly all the time saying shit like 'it gets good in season 12!' and I have no sense of how there is so much time available in the world for people to fill. Then you step into the next room where no one is watching anything at all and I feel like my brain is going to pop.

― Shard-borne Beatles with their drowsy hums (Chinaski), Thursday, March 9, 2023

BTW the Bureau of Labor Statistics says five grand in 1980 (date of Holiday in Cambodia) is worth nearly $20,000 today.

― Every post of mine is an expression of eternity (Boring, Maryland)

at least there weren't any songs I skipped though.

― I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Saturday, May 20, 2023 3:15 PM

Was this the thread where we mentioned Donald Fagen and Lou Reed or was it a previous one?

― Holly Godarkbloom (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 16 June 2023 13:08 (eight minutes ago) link

Or referencing or whatever, again, I haven’t listened to the song

― The SoyBoy West Coast (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 24 March 2024 17:23 (four hours ago) link

he may be one of the worst humans in history but he will almost certainly go down as one of the all-time great posters

― frogbs, Tuesday, April 23, 2024 10:12 AM (forty-eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Garu G?

[yes I know it's Trump]

I'm sorry, I just wanted to complain, now I have a solution but I feel annoyed at not being allowed to complain, which is worse than the original problem, thanks for understanding.

― Inside The Wasp Factory with Gregg Wallace (Camaraderie at Arms Length)

thank you, I feel honoured

<3

✓

Sorry, forgot I was on ilx and not some place where people express joy in life.

― peace, man, Wednesday, April 23, 2025 11:07 AM bookmarkflaglink

irl lol

perfect

please tell me where to find the place where people express joy in life, i can't find it

I once took an afternoon of the only life i’ll ever have on this beautiful earth and spent it on this board defending the Velvet Underground album Squeeze, trust me appearing perfect has never been a major consideration

― waste of compute (One Eye Open), Saturday, July 5, 2025 7:28 PM

thread is gone a lot towards everyone talking past each other to claim ever more silly stuff but im all for it tbh its good ilxing

― tuah dé danann (darraghmac), Tuesday, 8 July 2025 20:40 (forty-six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

i'm saying they knew what they were doing too, they just weren't doing what you think they were

― c u (crüt), Monday, August 4, 2025 8:27 AM (fourteen minutes ago

i'm honestly really bummed i'm missing the buena vista thing. i keep imagining myself dancing like a crazed maniac and making friends with cool hippies. i guess that's probably not what the shows are like, at least from the ilxor pov, which is probably more like: go, glance at strangers, never talk to anyone, have a drink, relax for a minute, enjoy two songs, look at the phone, think too much, go home.

― five six seven, eight nine ten, begin (map), Wednesday, 6 August 2025 19:23 (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

This conversation has become a bunch of dudes sniffing their own farts and proclaiming theirs the sweetest-smelling

― my favorite herbs are fennel and Drake (DJP), Thursday, August 7, 2025 7:24 PM (forty-five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

I know this thread is usually sardonic, but this post was sincerely otm:

despite my disagreements and occasional irascibility on here— which i have been trying to be better about!— i do truly consider many of you as friends, and would gladly hang out with you irl.

― czech hunter biden's laptop (the table is the table), Wednesday, August 13, 2025 10:49 AM (one hour ago)

I'm mostly just getting pre-annoyed at this becoming the default which seems inevitable to me, but who knows.

― rob, Friday, August 29, 2025 8:38 AM

lol fair