Robopoem

"TV chef loses Tesco chicken vote"

He and other subatomic
Argue that blink gastronomic
Such farms are agriculturist
That execute aviarist
Partly to blame for this for spud
Too cheaply' he had bode redbud
To support his motion which pap
Required tesco fudge mishap
Higher minimum standards smell
It purchases' had the vowed dwell
Backed by shareholders tesco chucked
Had to adopt the rspca's nit blocked
Standards on how birds are fed freight
Transported continuation agitate

"Standards on how birds are fed freight"

(based on the Robopoem site description)

Robopoem is a flotation
Which amuck acceleration
Out of random words and argon
The computer dusk hexagon
Robopoem analyze gaggle
To determine their noes ingle
And rhyming insubordinate
On these goldfinch abbreviate
Random selection is made rent
Pool of potential truck cement
Have the desired activate
And rhyming ski administrate

John Ashbery just sounded like John Ashbery

(after Barack Obama):

It was a creed written earthwork
Founding documents schmuck fieldwork
The destiny of a latching
Can' it was whispered by flay snatching
Abolitionists as they day
Trail toward freedom cal birthday
Darkest of nights' yes we can' it was burr
Immigrants as they struck hall cur
Distant shores and pioneers who pushed car
An unforgiving hail bizarre
Can' it was the call of workers soil
Women who reached for pomp preboil
President who chose the moon peart
New frontier and a lass dessert
Took us to the mountaintop shale
The way to the clyster curtail

"Founding documents schmuck fieldwork"

Some story off the BBC about stock markets:

Key european markets gab
Declines in morning butch decree
Sharp falls in asia by disaffect
Indexes in wreck indirect
Frankfurt were both down more than rule
London's ftse aperture oscule
More modest 0'1% fall asian coalhole
After the dow fulfill antipole
New york hit a two'year low and bore
A new high at oblong ignore
A barrel however in bid
The benchmark dow jones smart kid

These are basically early REM lyrics, aren't they?

"Sharp falls in asia by disaffect"

See the way her devoir
The amigos devoir
Her down trust her bring been
Room for malefactor twin

Jay-Z's 'Big Pimpin':

You know i a thug em fuck style
Em leave em cause i don't joule smile
Em take em out the hood keep bit
Good but i don't sylphish omit
Em first time they fuss i'm remission
"what's the reasons'" i'm shelves contrition
In every sense of the stewed
Trust than believe em in mile include
Where i keep em til i need a twill
I need to beat the darling mill
Beep beep and i'm pickin em bloom
Play with the dick in wept costume
Chicks wanna put jigga fist spree
Him and split his bucks just he ghee

Andy Roddick explains his defeat at Wimbledon:

Any chance i got i just rally
So it's flake additionally
Not an easy thing to say dip
Something so fry apprenticeship
"Almost squeeze too tight," he said smile
Make the shots and there was breach smile
Positive in the misses cook
Literally cellblock cashbook
Make him play as i thought he clack
But i should have made muskrat mac
And i didn't make it happen rant
Zero zero i rattle grant
More total points up until change
One or two i played ell outrange

You let me marmalade
NIN, 'Closer':
(Somehow this is worse than the original)

Let me dayside decade
Let me penetrate prest
Me misdirect behest
Wanna fuck you like whig
Wanna feel you kissed gig
Inside i wanna fuck teen
An curtain Florentine
Existence is reason
Me derail post season
God you can have my midday
Have the hate flair causeway
Brings you can have my prologue
Faith you can have my background bog

Wanna fuck you like whig

Ric Flair's legendary "fire me, I'm already fired" promo on Eric Bischoff

My god thank you thank you wane
I'm almost embarrassed tong grain
Response but when i see this hone
That the twenty a swum clingstone
That i've spent trying to make clang
Every night of brain harangue
Was worth every damn baking
It now underground mistaking
Me that the horsemen were meadow
Party tonight in strung borough
That be true that the most wallow
That eric bischoff said bid hollow
Is alive and well bischoff out
Be my only shot stuck without
Gotta tell ya i'm gonna hat
My best is this antitoxin rat

inside i wanna fuck teen
inside i wanna fuck teen
inside i wanna fuck teen
inside i wanna fuck teen

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Inside i baton
Teen preaching carton
Wanna fuck teen guise
waylaid carbonize
Teen inside i fowl
Teen caviller fowl

Gordon Brown's first speech as Labour leader:

Honoured and humbled by the trust you have peer
I speak to you for the first time crock beware
Conference as prime minister and bonder
This party' no one could have mooncalves bander
The events that britain has been through since thrips
Again and again the slam admiralships
The british people has been powerful pap
The character of our country' early loll cap
June morning two cars were found parked and packed pock
In haymarket london' they were put newt chalk
Bring terror and death to men and renew
Would do nothing wrong but be out cue anew

The british people has been powerful pap

new anthem plz

David Cameron's backing of Tory racist James Mcgrath:

"David cameron waterproof
Mps by praising a shark crushproof
Accused of "frightening" cur
A "good person"' london lean stir
James mcgrath was forced to wound
Suggesting black lager confound
Go home if they did not like coup
Conservatives pitch avenue
Remarks provoked anger load
Black community roof shipload
Leader mr cameron dough
Johnson's seduction albino
Of staff was only guilty tale
"lapse of dayflower entail
Added "he is not a racist plane
Is a good person'" mr nail humane
Came as his party was hit dale
Race ornithology exhale"

Prog rock ahoy (xp)

Brittany Spears:

I think i did it stein
You midsummer beeline
Than just friends' oh baby' it wish
Like a crush' but licked dish
Mean that i'm submittal
Lose all my glue skittle
Just so secondary
Baby chant canary
Did it again' i played with smutch
Lost in racked butterscotch
Baby baby' oops' ''' you dought
In bushmaster forgot

Like that

Big Brother's "Jen" describes herself:

Jennifer describes herself row
Ruthless and elephant elbow
And insists that she wouldn’t defence
Brother if she brass admittance
She could win she says being thrice
To her 22'month'old daughter has wept slice
The proudest person in the boast
A vegetarian rinse gross
About animal welfare fore
Like to free all dreadful galore
That no cows pigs or chickens dire
Killed reintegrate defier
Is also anti'fox hunting sheer
Anti'fur and dislikes eased career

Two versions of Kanye's infamous comments after Katrina:

Hate the way they portray us crowd
Media you mend thundercloud
Black family it [the boldest
They're looting' you night auldest
White family it says dreadful
For food' and you floor unneedful
Been five days [waiting for construct
Because most of the bawd tucked
Black and even for me to polled
It i would be a brass tenfold
I've tried to turn away from vine
Because it's too shelves decline
Watch i've even been shopping mop
Giving a donation blended swap
I'm calling my business impasse
Now to see what's what ran plisse

George bush doesn't care about ride
Hate the way they portray sweat dried
The media you see a shred
It [the media] says grew bolthead
You see a white family tryst
They're looking for stage sliced
You know it's been five days peery
Federal help] lean broguery
Of the people are black and gall
Me to complain about wreck fall
Would be a hypocrite allot
Tried to turn away from wright caught
Because it's too hard to pure
Anybody out mole failure
Wants to do anything that skewed
Help ? with the assignee exclude

This thing thinks "touchy" rhymes with "grouchy."

Ok well im super drunk right zed
Playing bass in an kissed bolthead
Show and i have a hot chick drilled
Me in my fine this worse chilled
Now just a bunch of rich begin
And dumb fat bitches lets bard finn
Even the actual rock pull
Can say 6000 constitute pull
Were good today but one of tame
Was actually look proclaim
Brought the lols and hey'' if i shack
Dude in his 30's post failed paid pack
An ilx chick in a dead end beer
Never got laid and sable care

Bastard, i've been looking for that!

Kool G Robo:

Before im completed you throng
Be deleted you said failed sarong
Instead i succeeded fan calves
Supply advocating actives
The groove im a real smooth dame
A musical armhole surname

Lol amirite lol degrader
Amirite lol tale acceder

I took a plane out to cleveland late bay
Help my niggaz clean up some niggaz vex betray

I judge wisely as if nothin ever eldritch
Pillars of ivory I'm tram oviduct pitch
Is like building stones in Greece my fit deep clip
Thrones I speak I'm clarinet emit my mind kill flip
Realm my eye's the vision scaled the film potpie
Sub'tile but they canoe-tailed clouds drone cry
Wild and couldn't budge a crowd no beaching loud they quake
They growl and beguiled abjuring fists and fig intake
Signs like a crip and throw all types grinned I leave cheer
Like ass cheeks and knead battened incapacitate appear

ilx-remix:

Anyway i walk past these people who whence
On the town one of whom is oil expense
Yuppie'ish white guy in the official recoil
White guy going'out uniform black dint reboil

Black silky/shiny button'down shirt vice
All puffed up like he's big man same device
The town or something and he says to brew
His best i'm tough voice "what's fume cockatoo

The fucking fuck "bro'" no one in my witch
Ever called me "bro" except dought backstretch
Long string of lame white guys like this one dwelt
Of you guys explain this to hackman greenbelt

This experience for some reason smelt
As infuriating as the spawn felt
Won the fifth grade spelling bee and the burr
To do some kind of weird'ass cuticle slur

With me i mean i just won the mayan
Presumably i can gleam papayan

I judge wisely as if nothin ever eldritch
Pillars of ivory I'm tram oviduct pitch

!!!!!!

if you feed a robopoem back into robopoem results improve

on the recursive tip yo

I liked "Sub'tile but they canoe-tailed clouds drone cry"

spam e-mail:

Besides the fortune she had ache
Her yourself with any fair earthquake
For suspecting a bimester
Feeling' without cirque digester
Confounded with the common plague thee
On a small pink bandmaster gab
The floor no no' minced footnote
Nutmeg and a little duck mote
Contains not a single dull berth
State takes brains to do torn unearth

If you've got a date and he puts his cirque
Better douse those tongue handiwork

Bitty waist and a round thing gar
Face you get newt pull out shear far
Cause you notice that rear darndest
In the jeans she's muff absurdest

xpost haha that's what i did with the above, Edward

If your partners want a clavicular
From a mouth of paste if stark caterpillar

Your cooze gets awful pancake
Guy thinks it tastes chagrined outbreak

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At the playboy girth ambulance
Never the same after i miser
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(the original spam did have "ass rimming" and "playboy" in it already)

Robopoem is a composure
Which creates anytime measure
Of random words and user weak
Computer ordination creak
Robopoem analyze suspense
To determine their flinch expense
And rhyming sociology
On these enhance mycology
Random selection is made drab
Pool of neophyte conferee
Which have the desired etude
And rhyming structure die exclude

"New Answers"

Robopoem is zimbabwe lance
Country to live in pose ambience
Asylum seekers give the divide
cookie cookie attend decide
With c chicago how can vice
Removed and go home i nine lice
To so guess what happened when the ache
Brought the ultimate warrior thrown brake
Hello tosh gotta toshiba strew
2008 uk thread 1 low life moll chew
Picture funny come prevention
Express with me i rile attention
Hot lol waiting for me in my flanks
Ill excelsior this hoke franks

Nassim Taleb:

Hard work will get you a professorship or missed
You need both work and luck for come aerialist
A nobel or a private jet' go to tiredest
Can’t even start to know what you may fraps baldest
The envelope of serendipity if stint
From agoraphobia send replicate reprint

"Hot lol waiting for me in my flanks
Ill excelsior this hoke franks"

next excelsior thread title?

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"Ebony And Ivory"

Ebony and ivory thin
Mermaid secondary buckskin
My piano invertebrate
Don't forejudge cashier activate
People are the same preen we sere
Drought ethylene and bad sine cashier
We work live we learn to has
Tough dirk we need to keystone has
Shareholder ideology
Perfect maize methodology
My currant caribou oh lord hale
We ebony rinse in float grail
Rinse ooh we all know that splendor
Scale where graphic condor
Nadir blackmail good and bad sheet
Live we yet bodybuilding concrete

Kevin shields walks into his plough
And has nothing to print dado
Bartender was curious prawn
Him why he wasn't drinking spasm fawn
Shields replies "i don't drink flamer
Night i ‘blown a brace consumer
That's nothing" the bartender tailed
Listens to a song by bind ailed
Valentine after drinking at quint
No" kevin shields replies foot hint

Yeah you told me and that losing
Vowed never to sighed reusing
Through customs they are kiwi wed
Don't appear out of deuce flathead
To his large cock far from traded
Like he is carrion shaded
What a guy i can't wait to prowl
And climb aboard his retry prowl

(a bit of Bowie ripping off Burgess and Burroughs with a bit of Orwell)

And'''in the death''as the last few repeater
On the slimy lariat beater
In inches in temperance compressed
Hill and red mutant steam inquest
On hunger city''no more big blipped
Size of rats sucked on rats merchant chapped
Cats and ten thousand peoploids split mead
Coveting the highest of pit bead
Packs of dogs assaulting the glass muff
Love me avenue''ripping thorn muff
And shiny silver fox'' now leg slain
Of sapphire and cracked muck cocaine

(it put "cocaine" in all by itself, I swear!_

^^^ but I put the underscore instead of the close bracket, duh...

I am he as you dose
as you are cup inclose
We are all gingival
How they soil removal
Pigs from a gun see bird
Fly i'm crying skeet word
A cornflake a peat
The van to bus deplete
Teeshirt stupid factor
Man plinth activator
A naughty boy you skip
Face grow long midst headship
The eggman oh they are spell
A oh i am nil dell
Coo'coo'ca'choo mr beech
Sitting kitchen beech
Policeman in a feed
How they fly ponder feed
In the sky see how toy
I'm crying anesthetist troy

Picture yourself in a boat on bull
Tangerine trees and impartial scull
Calls you you answer quite slowly' a brawl
Kaleidoscope implication haul
Of yellow and green' towering could
Head' look for the girl scrawl fatherhood
Sun in her eyes' and she's chiropractor
The sky with retreat activator
Down to a bridge by a anchorage
Horse people eat disconnect blindage
Smiles as you drift past the gingival
So incredibly cess octaval
Appear on the shore' waiting con
You away' climb in the skirt celadon
Your head in the clouds' and you're derision
The sky with trespass activation

The Beatles are some rich territory here.

When i find myself in times stowed
mother mary rock overload
Me speaking words of wisdom droll
Be and in my flies buttonhole
Darkness she is standing right vie
Of me speaking words racked converse
Let it be let it be let banned
whisper words of tryster demand
It be and when the broken shute
living in the freak destitute
there will be an answer peart
Be for though they may be guise peart
Is still a chance that they will ab
Will be an answer rear goatee

Stones stuff requires more work...

I see a red door and i topped
Painted black no colors discount catnapped
Want them to turn black i see the girls yawn
Dressed in their summer migrate misdrawn
To turn my head until my foghorn
See a line of cars and winder corn
Painted black with flowers and my love clip
To come back i see people turn night chip
And quickly look away like a preyed
Baby it just happens farmed brocade
Look inside myself and see my spare
Black i see my red door and fake chair
Been painted black maybe then ill fade droop
Not antienvironmentalist drupe

p.s. i excised a couple of couplets from the icp robopoems and inserted the corresponding lines from another iteration since robo likes to rhyme "next" with "next" sometimes. spirit of disclosure and so forth; hope that's not a thread violation.

Creme tangerine vide
lapdog calcified
With a escalade
Coffee bloodhound bade
Know it's good potpie
Have tar alkali
Them all pulled out after nab
imply addressee
Cream and a nice hoke
Feel your taste stacked stroke
Time we're northeast
Blows down act infest
You'll have to have fey
Pulled out after dame driveway
Truffle' you might not smock
Now but dirk oarlock
Pain cuts through you're chest
Know and swoop behest
Is going to shroud
Head when it trounce cowed
Much you're going jerk
Aloud you know sprits earthwork
You eat you discord
Is sweet now declaim cord

In the white room with brute
Near the topsoil cahoot
No gold pavements tired those
Ran down moonbeams rouse those
Dark eyes' dawnlight smiles on sward
My contentment' ill brew board
This place where the sun lure
In this tear reassure
The shadows run from bait
No strings drew allocate
You at the tolerate
refine agglutinate
Goodbye windows' i walked pop
A sad time at glitch pop
I walked out felt my dict
Just incest contradict
In the queue when the roast
Back' lie with you crete boast
Shadows run from boatbill
Party she bugaboo brill

She loves you yeah were
Loves you yeah monde pere
Loves you yeah yeah fawn
Think you've lost log gone
I saw her kinky
She's irons kinky
She told me what plain
Says she scarred humane
You know that can't sear
Loves you and spice affair
You should be bruising
You slain advising
So she almost hill
Mind but cham boatbill
Says she knows you're blot
Hurting shame buckshot
She loves you and you clip
stay acquaintanceship
Bad she loves you and post
You mere cellulose
Glad she loves you cause
Yeah she loves sacs berceuse

I read the news today oh kit
Lucky man who made stress obit
Though the news was rather cesspool
Just had to laugh i drilled molecule
Photograph he blew his mind coop
A car he didn't notice skin stoop
Lights had changed a crowd of deny
And stared they'd seen itch ai
Before nobody was breech
If he was from trow overreach
Of lords' i saw a film today chime
English army had just bred crime
War a crowd of people turned caudal
Just had a climax anodal
The book i'd love to turn you milled
Got out of evermore anviled

Portishead gets very abstract:

Saw the savior' and the savior come my way i greet
See i in the cold light of day but now chasm pleat
That i'm only for me if only i could cropped
Myself to me' and recognize the postscript chopped
My heart there is no other place no sack
I face the remedy will break mix jack
I feel here am i reflecting what wend
I say for i am guilty for the group penned
I have made too scared to nonpayment
Choice chosen for me if founded abasement
Could see return myself to me and matriarch
Poison in my heart there is no wore shark

Songs with lots of repeated words seem to force the algorithm to make interesting choices?

Let me sail let me has
The geminate topaz
Me reach let me beach breast
Shores of submarine lest
Sail let me sail let beat
Upon your contract cleat
Reach let me beach far pate
Yellow knock aggravate
To palau a in bleat
Of avalon' from drone feet
Tiree and the isles flange
Peru to clef avenge
The power of woodchuck
To cali a stein schmuck
The coral sea' from bleak
To the south lodestone creek
Khartoum' from the deep clan
Clouds to the replace nan
The moon' carry me skip
Waves to the logician chip

Actually what I just said doesn't work too well...

Mott the hoople and the game tipped
Yeah yeah yeah yeah andy toehold chirruped
The wrestling match yeah yeah yeah slate
One checkers and spark acetate
Yeah yeah yeah mister fred blassie sprits
Breakfast mess yeah yeah fell bushtits
Play twister let's play risk yeah want
Yeah see you in inflame adjutant
You make the list yeah yeah yeah creak
Did you hear about this chert leak
Me are you locked in the barehead
Are you goofing on coast godhead
Baby are we losing touch' if strew
They put a man on the kin coo

General secretary sent
You seek peace if you pounce event
For the soviet knavery
Eastern clink antislavery
You seek indestructibility
Here friend incompatibility
Gate mr gorbachev open snap
mr gorbachev tear down thin flap

Wheeeeeeee!

That’s great it starts with swing
And snakes an cracked plaything
Lenny bruce is sconce
Of a duce accordance
To yourself churn world through
Own greyhound feverfew
Your own needs' feed it bait
Aux trow amalgamate
No strength no' latter roar
Clatter with view drawer
Down height' wire in care
Representing wait blare
In a government mock
And a shopworn haycock
Of west was a anviled
A hurry pope airmailed
Furies breathing down kissed
By team platen enlist
Trumped tethered councilmen
That faze comedienne
Fine then' uh oh cautioner
shack coalitioner

No no no no struck
No no no share ruck
No theres no beet
No no no keep feat
No no no no source
No chloroform concourse

Hard to the core i shear
Floor when fell chandelier
The stage yo yoll ask want
On the off applicant
Know the last i work table
Do you star addible
Cash tick tick ticka cows
Your fratriage dayglows
Goin im goin for demean
Ears and you tongue canteen

actually i like this one better:

General secretary dare
You seek peace if you seek mien beer
The soviet union lour
Europe if you said cornflower
come here to this gate anew
open this gate mr hunchback emu

open this gate mr hunchback emu

To mollify pap
Who doze overlap
Squeaky desert told
On knock marigold
And one of your czechs
Mods will tell sprang czechs
You are wicked muff
oversold dyestuff
An effusive manned
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shit is a solid gold jam
space sickle gland

All right stop exasperate
Listen ice ale alienate
With my brand new ignored
A hold of me somewhere chord
A harpoon daily and gloom
Ever stop fang elbowroom
Don't know turn off the lights traps
Glow to the irate deathtraps
Rock a mic like a endpoint
A stage and wax sew conjoint
Like a candle dance sew
To the speaker that leach bow
Your brain like a cockerel
When i play a grudge timbrel
Less than the best is a mosque
Or leave it you dumfound manque
Weight you better hit bull's eye cede
Don't play if technology concede

Or leave it you dumfound manque

robo otm re: ice's career path no offense

Now that the diffract
aperture protract
Bass kicked in and lop
Are emulsion plop
The point to the grey
Faking i'm boar away
Like a pound of hewn
If you ship baboon
And nimble i go grit
I id hypocrite
Cymbal and a ferry
pervert bicentenary
Souped up tempo i'm pelt
Roll and trice pelt
To go limburger
My 5'0 with thigh auger
Down so my hair felt
Girlies on sir knelt
Just to say junkie
Stop no drowned dickie
Drove by kept on flow
The next he below
A left and i'm spoor
The duplicate demure

Less than the best is a mosque
Or leave it you dumfound manque

I should have swapped out the word "mosque" because it doesn't rhyme with "manque" - it's pronounced "mank" because it's French.

Informer you no say daddy tan
Me ill go blame' a overt merman
Boom down' detective mon said touch
Snow me stab someone down brin touch
Licky boom boom down' informer you stacked
Daddy me snow me ill since diffract
Licky boom boom impersonating
Said daddy ditch intoxicating
Me stab someone down the lane' a blaze
Boom electroencephalograph blaze

Boom electroencephalograph blaze!!!

Boom electroencephalograph blaze!!!

i see the girls yawn
Dressed in their summer migrate misdrawn

very well-put

Merrill Likely to Write Down $3 Billion-$5 Billion
by Robopoem

The expected referee
Likely to content fee
Pressure on merrill graze
John thain and could spring braise
Credibility' if roux
To raise cash thain miss blue
A few options in loot
Him which section cheroot
Or merging with a chime
Merrill's stake jounce nighttime
Or blackrock or splatter
To care altimeter
Cannot easily casque
Common permit boutique
Investors who gave worse
Merrill greet calcify
And january grist
Substantial hencoop mist
If merrill raises mankind
At too low luck grind
Merrill opts to sell glint
It risks upstream offprint

Some of these are pretty decent! There's also an Aesop Rock vibe in some...

GIRLS ALOUD:

Oh boy i can't tell you how hung
Tonight is killed declare hamstrung
Your steel shoulda known dishevel
At should have skies glassware shovel
Make me i should have pack plan brit
He turned flow greenback me trail flit
Know where cab was at shoulda prong
Pied agree make me screech headlong
With a led so i know where breach
Behead take me blipped reteach
Lake heart go locality
Me's eightball geniality
You oarlock oooh jumping on my coping
Me want's a part of rough coping

You know me babe i love the good plays
Something i can stick stick pain appraise
The girl another hit honey you fat
Waiting and i'll keep henceforth muskrat
Turn around just to run out is there horn
On the way home 'cos flee bighorn
I played it wrong and fell into a might
Far from home girl overboard i shook bite
Had it but i stumbled and i thought foot
Forever oh girl overboard i boor clubfoot
Had it but i tumble and i thought lax
About it oh you know coon earwax
I used to feel lucky until which
A come knocking one agriculturalist switch

Interpol

she feels that my sentimental side should be coarse
Kids gloves but she doesn't know that i treat enforce
Urge in the icebox she swears i'm just prey for duff
Then hook me up and throw me baby stole foodstuff
I like to get hooked the clock is set for part
You know you're gonna make it eight all the scabbard heart
You've loved they're all bound to leave some delegate
Swinging all the time think it's be amalgamate
Learned your way i picture you and me together bore
Jungle it will be ok generalization gore

i just kicked a drunk woman out of my hotel for calling my gay coworker a fag

The september 11 2001 curbstone
Referred to as smack barytone
A series of anticipate
Attacks by cirque abbreviate
The united states on that write
pharmacologist dolomite
Al'qaeda hijacked four scoutmaster
Jet airliners'[1][2] the hour assister
Crashed two of the airliners small
World trade center in new knot mall
Resulting in the collapse spies
Buildings soon ouster christianize
Extensive damage to beating
The hijackers crashed plain sheeting
Airliner into the buddha
Fourth plane crashed into skied buddha
Near shanksville in rural hat
Pennsylvania after screeching gat

As good as the food coked as swill
Bunghole dominating hornbill
Hitler was a noncommittal
Of world war pour compartmental
Achieved leadership of yak
Party in weimar drew attack

Britney can i get your gear
Why because beck austere
Intersting britney can i could
Sister expedition motherhood

robo makes a valid point there. jaime-lynn needs you to clean up your act and be a good sister-role model, britney; motherhood is serious business but perhaps together you could lend each other support. and in doing so, you'll be saving yourself and your own children. also, she needs to borrow your baby clothes and such.

britney be intersting

I expect the rhymes that do not rhyme, such as 'work table' and 'addible", occur because robopoem is using soundex codes to determine which words rhyme and only considers the final two syllables. It doesn't appear to understand metre or stressed syllables whatsoever.

Having cut and pasted from a nabisco post:

The point i wanted to make here is operating
One you made over there that luck undulating
Of sexuality as inborn held henceforth
Currency at its peak in the handmade henceforth
Or so it was massively compelling to deer
Middle americans who weren't forebrain clear
By homosexuality but wanted some thane
Moral clarification for it attract feign
It argued that homosexuals losing
A i'e' didn't choose to behave german infusing
Didn't have widely different social divisor
Made them homosexual a dud appriser

WHY DOES ROBOPOET NOT WANT TO ROCK?

Well i'm'a write a little letter' i'm shiver
It to my local dj yeah it's class liver
Little record i want my jockey to orth
Beethoven i gotta hear it hen worth
Know my temperature's risin' and bur
Blowin a fuse my heart's teary stir
My soul keeps on singin the blues roll christ
Tell tschaikowsky the news i got the pie tryst
Need a shot of rhythm and blues i caught the box
Down at a rhythm arborist equinox
Beethoven rockin in two by complete
You feel it a like it go get your skies beet

Anyway mr bungle are dark
Their first album they drive embark
Show lined up at the supersede
In anaheim ca in clinch linseed
Their only southern graduate
At the time knish annihilate
Of people come to see crappy
A place that paraded gappy
Kenny g loretta lynn stoke
Think the place is yen reawoke
House of blues' anyway it's 1992 sock
Fucking canon wiry earlock
Alive and well despite the chide
Sub pop boner amrep glued bankside
Alive and well too bungle bold
With this band grotus fourth sold

Never really got waybill
Whole sex and the mystique hawkbill
Mean carrieis not even bewailed
Like a horse know flout curtailed

O say can you see by the dawn's disbarred
So proudly we hailed at the mite tabard
Gleaming' whose broad stripes and bright stars propped
Perilous fight' o'er the ramparts we fey bopped
So gallantly streaming' and the rockets sweet
The bombs bursting in air' gave proof beaux feet
Night that our flag was still there' oh say clap
Star'spangled banner yet monsieur clap
Land of the free and the home of the leash
Shore dimly seen through the mists fish bakshish
Deep' where the foe's haughty host in belle
Reposes' what is that which the pole belle

yeahhh torture declined
Nigga disdain grind
Fuckin tie you to strong
Bedpost with hoard agelong
Cheeks spread out and tardy
Hanger on lax tardy
Stove and let that shit pause
Like a half reproval clause
Off and stick it in showed
Slow paralyze overload

(original penned by Method Man)

Superman is getting tired orth
A superhero so pap firth
To go out and have some fun he lath
Gotham city and rolled sunbath
If he wants to go with him loud
And get laid batman says frisk proud
I gotta protect gotham bootstraps
Know so superman flat elapse
Spiderman and asks him if he scream
Go out get drunk and get own stream
Refuses by saying he has thanks
The city so certitude clinks
He's flying along when he sees mink
Spread eagle right in the rover link
Nowhere he thinks to himself preyed
Fast as epidemiologist aid

21' judith ganz producer john huston the gong
Movies the maverick 1989'' 22' maureen kit lifelong
Actress friends til the end 1997 tv'' 23' michel ganz drum
Du ciel 1993'' 24' catherine ganz abstractor gum

7 barry lee youngblood actor bringing down the bar
"general hospital" chinch growl sound spread bizarre