Thread to post in when wicked impatient for some truant lackadaisical person to pick you up at a time you are depending on them

F this S. For real.

Sorry I'm late. I recently contracted sleeping sickness, which, combined with my narcolepsy, whiskey and Ambien, caused me to be late.

You are officially the world's bossest bus driver.

is this the impatience thread?

I am impatient!

One hour...she is officially one hour late (and not here).

you will feel bad when she turns up dead

I mean, she's probably fine

this is just the way my mind works

Oh, it turns out she was busy forbidding my friend to make hors d'ouvres for our wedding.

i hate this sooooooo much.

(Person in question is my mom-in-law here...)

fucking late people.

once upon a nearly-a-decade ago, i was running a spoken word event featuring eric boghosian. i was supposed to pick him up at his hotel by 2:15 exactly, so he could make his 3:00 show-time across town. i arrived at 2:10, to be on the safe side, and called up to his room. he came downstairs in the blackest of black moods and cussed me out for the entire ride to the venue, because he had informed the promoter that he, lord boghosian, consistently keeps his clock running twenty minutes late, so my showing up five minutes early (by my/the hotel's time) had shorted him of half an hour of rest.

"Thread to post in when wicked indignant that some responsible person picked you up at a time earlier than you were unreasonably expecting them"

Once you have kids, you know that time shit is really irrelevant. (Read: you'll never be early or really on time, cause, y'know, your kid just decided to shit himself right before you leave the house.)

abbott are you from new england? cause I thought that's the only place "wicked" can be legally used as an adverb.

it doesn't get any better as they get older, my son takes 20 minutes to poop and invariably cruises into the bathroom 5 minutes before we're going out the door

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pull the fire alarm?

(i am from matunuck, ri, and i used 'wicked' all the time as an adverb)

no word of a lie?

my entire family does.

my son called the water fountain a bubbler the other and I started to pack our bags

other day

Wow, I like Eric Bogosian, but that's some serious Grade-A übercunt behavior. Kudos for having the willpower not to tell him off (I would've been sorely tempted).