Your favourite jokes about excelsior threads

THIS IS HOW YOU WORK THROUGH A PROBLEM

What do you call it when a former heavyweight boxing champion appears on an excelsior thread?
Tyson LMAO (Tyson Mao (born May 8, 1984 in San Francisco, California), is one of the world's top competitive Rubik's Cube solvers. He is known especially for his prominence in the 3x3x3 blindfold Rubik's Cube category where his competition times are currently surpassed only by Leyan Lo, and Chris Krueger.[1] In 2004, with Ron van Bruchem, he formed the World Cube Association, the organization that holds competitive events for the Rubik's Cube. On January 12, 2006, he appeared on the CW Television Network's "Beauty and the Geek" as one of the participants of the second incarnation of the reality television show.[2])

Fred and Ernie are sorting eggs at the egg factory, when word reaches them that the Queen is coming to do a snap inspection of the eggs at the egg factory. Ernie immediately starts to sort out the more beautiful and pleasing eggs from the egg dregs in a pile specifically for demonstration to HRH. When asked what he was doing by Fred (the other person workling there, as noted above) he said "these are the eggs i'll show er fred" (EXCELSIOR THREAD!!)

q. why did the number of posts on the excelsior thread suddenly shrink drastically?
a. because it was without a trayce

^^^ ahahaha

best post ever

What kind of jokes does an eye like to see on an excelsior thread?
Vitreous humour!

A blonde ILXor and a brunette ILXor are walking down the street together when the brunette ILXor spots her husband, who is also an ILXor, in an internet cafe across the street.
Brunette ILXor: Oh, no! He's posting my posts to the excelsior thread again!
Blonde ILXor: What's wrong? I love when men post my posts to the excelsior thread!
Brunette ILXor: Well, he's going to come home tonight and expect me to spend the next week on my back with my legs in the air.
Blonde ILXor: Why don't you just stop posting?

mo.

An Excelsior thread walks into a pub. The Barman says "hey, why the long face?". The Excelsior thread replies "I must have lost my sense of humour, because you're coming across a right tedious cunt right now". The Barman looks nervous and replies "there's no need to be aggressive, mate". The Excelsior thread says "no, you don't understand! My Sense Of Humour Because You're Coming Across A Right Tedious Cunt Right Now is my dog!"

What's an excelsior thread's favourite TV show?
Chucklevision (chuckle vision)!

Where does an excelsior thread keep its strawberries?
In a punnet (pun it)!

Q: how comes the jokes on excelsior can mostly encode music into mp3?
A: because the jokes on excelsior are mostly lame.

Q: What's the difference between the panda cage at the National Zoo and the Excelsior Thread?
A: One contains a *zany ling* (Ling-Ling) and the other contains *lazy zings*!

Q. What do you call Jose Mourinho's clothes?
A. Ex Chelsea Threads (Excelsior Threads)!

Q. why are metallers funny?
A. because after metal shows they will say "i have a hot LOL (girl) waiting for me in my bed so I'll EXCELSIOR (say) this"