Most persuasive argument for cheating on one's significant other

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from "i got a man" by positive k

* i did not transcribe these lyrics
* tried to stick to lines that could arguably be seen as arguments for infidelity

Poll Results

OptionVotes
You got a what? How long you had that problem? 3
I wanna turn you on and excite you, Let me know the spot on your body and I bite you 3
You want lovin you don't have to ask when, Your man's a headache, I'll be your aspirin 2
Aiyyo baby put the dial numbers or your address 2
You know what's the problem, ya not used to learnin, I'm Big Daddy Longstroke, and your man's Pee Wee Herman 2
Boom batter my pockets is gettin fatter 2
So when your man don't treat you like he used to, I kick in like a turbo booster 2
There's a lot of girls out there who won't say no 1
Aww c'mon now ain't no future in frontin1
I told ya I treat you right 1
I'll tell you that I want you, and tell you that I care 1
I talk sweet on the phone 1
I'm not a dog baby, so don't play me like a clown 1
Well look I'll treat you good 1
I don't want no beef, I just wants to get together 1
I'ma break it down and do whatever I gots to do, I tell you know, I got eyes for you 0
You know what they say about those who sweat thyself, You might find yourself, by yourself 0
All confusion, you know I'll solve em 0
I'm not waitin because I'm no waiter, So when I blow up, don't try to kick it to me later 0
What am I, some crab inmate that just came home from jail sweatin you for a date? 0
Ya better catch a flashback remember I'm not crabbin it, You know my style, from I'm Not Havin It 0
Well I'm clean cut and dapper, that's what I'm about 0
What's your man got to do with me? 0


n/a, Monday, 30 June 2008 13:26 (seventeen years ago)

this might be my favorite poll of all time

HI DERE, Monday, 30 June 2008 13:29 (seventeen years ago)

You know what they say about those who sweat thyself, You might find yourself, by yourself

I think this was in the Bible.

some dude, Monday, 30 June 2008 13:38 (seventeen years ago)

easy mistake to make, but it's actually from pilgrim's progress

Edward III, Monday, 30 June 2008 13:43 (seventeen years ago)

makes sense, I think Bunyan also coined "Boom batter my pockets is gettin fatter"

some dude, Monday, 30 June 2008 13:45 (seventeen years ago)

"Aww c'mon now ain't no future in frontin" - ll cotton mather

Edward III, Monday, 30 June 2008 14:20 (seventeen years ago)

Well look I'll treat you good

Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 30 June 2008 14:48 (seventeen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

ILX System, Monday, 30 June 2008 23:01 (seventeen years ago)

"All confusion, you know I'll solve 'em
Check out the hook while the DJ revolves 'em"

JTS, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 06:22 (seventeen years ago)

You got a what? How long you had that problem?

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 06:25 (seventeen years ago)

You want lovin you don't have to ask when, Your man's a headache, I'll be your aspirin

electricsound, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 06:27 (seventeen years ago)

the delivery of "I'll" is the best part of that line

Tombot OTM though

energy flash gordon, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 10:15 (seventeen years ago)

obv. "big daddy longstroke"

Euler, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 13:41 (seventeen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

ILX System, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 23:01 (seventeen years ago)

I'd really like to know which ones the *ladies* voted for (flutters eyebrows)

Hurting 2, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 00:13 (seventeen years ago)


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