The thread where we pose questions to ILX's hottest new poster.
― The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 13:54 (eighteen years ago)
salsa shark! how are you?
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 13:55 (eighteen years ago)
do you eat tuna?
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 13:58 (eighteen years ago)
I've read lots of people on ILX talking about making their own salsa, but none talking about making their own shark. Will you be bucking this trend in the near future?
― DJ Mencap, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 14:11 (eighteen years ago)
are you friendly with Mambo Marlin?
― Billy Dods, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 14:15 (eighteen years ago)
Why?
― Granny Dainger, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 14:25 (eighteen years ago)
Dear Salsa Shark,
Who is your favorite ILX poster so far
Also, do you post on ILM? If so, WHY?
Thx
SS
― sunny successor, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 14:43 (eighteen years ago)
dear salsa shark, Is it true verizon CEO Ivan Seidenberg made love to a lil' doggie?
― banriquit, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 14:45 (eighteen years ago)
dear salsa shark, i have been eating a lot of pineapple-infused salsa as of late. what is your opinion of me?
― johnny crunch, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 14:47 (eighteen years ago)
From Silicon Valley insider:
"Verizon CEO: The iPhone's No Big Deal, And I Hope Steve Jobs Retires Soon"
― sunny successor, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 14:48 (eighteen years ago)
oh god I've made all of two? three? posts over the span of two? three? weeks and I've ended up as a thread. (?)
I'm not witty enough for this, guys.
― salsa shark, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 21:50 (eighteen years ago)
yes you are.
how old are you?
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 21:50 (eighteen years ago)
a/s/l c on ts
― Mackro Mackro, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 23:41 (eighteen years ago)
bumppppppp
― wilter, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 01:56 (eighteen years ago)
do you like the movie Mary Poppins, salsa shark?
mwa! <3
― Surmounter, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 02:00 (eighteen years ago)
red or green salsa
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 02:01 (eighteen years ago)
have u been invited 2 77 yet??
― wilter, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 02:02 (eighteen years ago)
wilter otm
― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 03:09 (eighteen years ago)
do u liek magic
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 03:16 (eighteen years ago)
who is the most frequent poster on il* and what on earth do you *do* all day?
― The Reverend, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 03:52 (eighteen years ago)
I need a plot for my Ambitious Card routine, something beyond "hey look this magical card rises to the top when I snap my fingers cause I'm MAGIC like that what now bitch"
what are yr suggests
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 03:54 (eighteen years ago)
blow weed smoke on the deck to see who likes to get high
Dear lord, that's terrible.
― Oilyrags, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 03:58 (eighteen years ago)
ha in the right crowd that would totally play
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 04:01 (eighteen years ago)
Are you the same salsa shark that I just saw in my local bookshop/music paper/Private Eye?
― dell, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 04:09 (eighteen years ago)
Of course, but it's still terrible.
xp
― Oilyrags, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 04:09 (eighteen years ago)
guys i think you scared salsa shark away
― Ste, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 08:31 (eighteen years ago)
RIP
― haitch, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 08:50 (eighteen years ago)
:(
― wilter, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 08:55 (eighteen years ago)
http://planetnomad.files.wordpress.com/2006/11/dead-shark.jpg
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 2 July 2008 08:57 (eighteen years ago)
omg
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 08:58 (eighteen years ago)
http://blogs.chron.com/memo/archives/spill.jpg
― banriquit, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 09:01 (eighteen years ago)
gross
― wilter, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 09:47 (eighteen years ago)
http://advocacy.britannica.com/blog/advocacy/wp-content/uploads/shark-fin.jpg
― salsa shark, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 12:47 (eighteen years ago)
Are you, or have you ever been, a member of the Communist Party?
― Noodle Vague, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 12:49 (eighteen years ago)
I have $10 that I want to convert into Zimbabwean currency - do you know where I might acquire several hundred garbage bags suitable for moving my new currency to my place of residence?
― SeekAltRoute, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 13:15 (eighteen years ago)
I have seen numerous references to someone called 'Chaki' on the board but to date I've not been able to determine who s/he is. Can you help????!
yrs in anticipation, Bobby
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 13:19 (eighteen years ago)
They moved the aspie next to me at work. How to cope?
― The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 13:22 (eighteen years ago)
I went to an aspie conference on Monday, akshully.
― Noodle Vague, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 13:22 (eighteen years ago)
SALSA SHARK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
― dell, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 17:07 (eighteen years ago)
(in a good way!)
― Surmounter, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 19:12 (eighteen years ago)
yeah, but i am bummed to find out that the name is just a reference to some thing from the film "Clerks".
― dell, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 19:14 (eighteen years ago)
nonetheless, I still must say: SALSA SHARK!!!!!!!!!!!!
weird, the movie Clerks to a 16 year old is like what movies from 1983 are to me. To this new generation of kids ... the 90s are like some weird, mysterious other time.
― burt_stanton, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 19:18 (eighteen years ago)
yah, call me crazy but posting some 16 year old girls myspace page link on ILX is a no go guys. deleted.
― John Justen, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 19:24 (eighteen years ago)
ya might wanna delete it from that thread, too
― dell, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 19:31 (eighteen years ago)
Real ILX hardman.
― libcrypt, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 19:45 (eighteen years ago)
ya whoops, soz sals shark
― wilter, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 20:09 (eighteen years ago)
deleted there too
― John Justen, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 20:10 (eighteen years ago)
good sorry mybad
― Surmounter, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 20:11 (eighteen years ago)
no probs
― John Justen, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 20:12 (eighteen years ago)
What about salsa the dance? Do you like that?
― DJ Mencap, Thursday, 3 July 2008 09:06 (eighteen years ago)
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:xDg1ij6Sl-1Z3M:http://farm1.static.flickr.com/190/476949582_79f6545728.jpg
― DJ Mencap, Thursday, 3 July 2008 09:08 (eighteen years ago)
I like shark. It tastes awesome deep fried in batter with some chips.
― Trayce, Thursday, 3 July 2008 09:14 (eighteen years ago)
I don't feel I should usurp Curtis's Borad.
I'm not a guy, sorry.
I've never tried SALSA, THE DANCE, but I can't imagine I'd be very good at it.
http://animeoltre.altervista.org/pers/sharkyegeorge.jpg
― salsa shark, Thursday, 3 July 2008 10:35 (eighteen years ago)
[accompanying image inexplicably removed from last post]
― salsa shark, Thursday, 3 July 2008 10:42 (eighteen years ago)
salsa shark i have a feeling you're a really fun person
― Surmounter, Thursday, 3 July 2008 14:03 (eighteen years ago)
are you?
[accompanying image inexplicably shows up 12 hours after original post]
I don't know how fun I am. I asked Mr Shark if I'm a really fun person and he went "Wuh?" and gave me a confused caught-off-guard look. Awkward.
― salsa shark, Thursday, 3 July 2008 21:33 (eighteen years ago)
Hey Salsa, is that you holding the sharks?
― Mark C, Thursday, 3 July 2008 22:05 (eighteen years ago)
I like "Free, Peace, Sweet", his name seems really cool.
― salsa shark, Saturday, 5 July 2008 17:26 (eighteen years ago)
Hi Bobby!
As far as I have been able to tell, Chaki was an angry kind of guy who went away because there was a girl in his bed.
― salsa shark, Saturday, 5 July 2008 17:31 (eighteen years ago)
Hi Domenico!
Wow! I don't know if I'm really qualified to advise on this one - maybe you should start a thread about it! I would say try to be tolerant of his problem, and don't call him an "aspie" to his face.
― salsa shark, Saturday, 5 July 2008 17:37 (eighteen years ago)
salsa shark starting to sound like a puppy here
― energy flash gordon, Sunday, 6 July 2008 02:19 (eighteen years ago)
bring back a puppy
― energy flash gordon, Sunday, 6 July 2008 02:20 (eighteen years ago)
is salsa shark a kevin smith reference? because salsa shark seems nice enough, but kevin smith is a douche.
― forksclovetofu, Sunday, 6 July 2008 02:23 (eighteen years ago)
Yeah, see upthread. We were all young once. I am not a douche.
― salsa shark, Sunday, 6 July 2008 12:37 (eighteen years ago)
:-)
― Surmounter, Sunday, 6 July 2008 14:06 (eighteen years ago)
salsa shark!!
― dell, Sunday, 6 July 2008 15:08 (eighteen years ago)
Salsa shark,
what can you tell me about Mr. Shark?
<3
― Surmounter, Sunday, 6 July 2008 15:43 (eighteen years ago)
salsa shark
when did u get your first period
-gr8080
― gr8080, Sunday, 6 July 2008 15:44 (eighteen years ago)
I go to my father as a doctor (he is a gyno). At the age of 12, in school one day, I realized I had gotten the big "Red Spot." I was freaking, and then realized that my father would be there to help me through it. I came home and told him and he helped me out alot. He layed me down on the bed and inserted a tampon for me. He also suggested many products for me to use , such as sponges. For the first few months he was always there and would instuct me on insertion when I needed it It took me a while to learn , but he helped me through it. I will always love him for that.
― salsa shark, Monday, 7 July 2008 15:45 (eighteen years ago)
see above
shark just got FUNNY
― Surmounter, Monday, 7 July 2008 15:48 (eighteen years ago)
shark just got o_O
― carne asada, Monday, 7 July 2008 15:52 (eighteen years ago)
um
― RabiesAngentleman, Monday, 7 July 2008 15:54 (eighteen years ago)
holy damn
― Just got offed, Monday, 7 July 2008 16:14 (eighteen years ago)
fake salsa shark
― The Reverend, Monday, 7 July 2008 16:21 (eighteen years ago)
don't ask the question if you can't handle the answer!
― forksclovetofu, Monday, 7 July 2008 17:12 (eighteen years ago)
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― libcrypt, Monday, 7 July 2008 17:49 (eighteen years ago)
Salsa Shark brand tampons are today's Teen Spirit of feminine hygiene products marketed towards teens
― dell, Monday, 7 July 2008 18:02 (eighteen years ago)
wtf
― wilter, Wednesday, 9 July 2008 00:42 (eighteen years ago)
-- wilter, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 12:02 (1 week ago) Bookmark Link
obv not
― Surmounter, Wednesday, 9 July 2008 00:48 (eighteen years ago)
lol
― max, Wednesday, 9 July 2008 00:55 (eighteen years ago)
salsa shark knows how to use google
― max, Wednesday, 9 July 2008 00:56 (eighteen years ago)
= will fit in well here
hahahahah
A+
― The Reverend, Wednesday, 9 July 2008 06:25 (eighteen years ago)
Thanks buddy! I like your username too!
― Free Peace Sweet!, Thursday, 10 July 2008 22:27 (eighteen years ago)
I have been thinking about changing my name to mycarImissu do you think this is a good idea?
― Free Peace Sweet!, Thursday, 10 July 2008 22:32 (eighteen years ago)
it's almost as good an idea as quitting work for a year to sit in your parents' basement and count to 10000 on a daily basis.
1...
― salsa shark, Thursday, 10 July 2008 23:20 (eighteen years ago)
2
― Free Peace Sweet!, Thursday, 10 July 2008 23:25 (eighteen years ago)
YES! Salsa Shark Tampons and a nice Vinegar N' Oil flavor Summers Eve.
― rollerbeef, Friday, 11 July 2008 00:35 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.cbs46.com/news/16874041/detail.html#-
― J0rdan S., Monday, 14 July 2008 15:55 (eighteen years ago)
can you rephrase that as a question?
― salsa shark, Monday, 14 July 2008 16:05 (eighteen years ago)
Dear SS,
W#here in AR do you reside?
Love SS
― sunny successor, Monday, 14 July 2008 16:13 (eighteen years ago)
somewhere between Smackover and Bald Knob.
― salsa shark, Monday, 14 July 2008 16:20 (eighteen years ago)
i see
― sunny successor, Monday, 14 July 2008 16:23 (eighteen years ago)
i was lying earlier
― DG, Monday, 14 July 2008 16:27 (eighteen years ago)
― Super Cat (The Reverend), Sunday, 7 December 2008 17:56 (seventeen years ago)
77 needs salsa shark