http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3106/2626601871_7d290d858a.jpg
― HI DERE, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 15:33 (eighteen years ago)
Wallopizza!
― Mark G, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 15:34 (eighteen years ago)
Pastagina: You can really stick yr "fork" in it!
― libcrypt, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 15:35 (eighteen years ago)
Pastagina: Cheese is optional
― libcrypt, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 15:36 (eighteen years ago)
Pastagina: Saucy!
― HI DERE, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 15:37 (eighteen years ago)
Pastagina: the pasta you can fuck
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 15:37 (eighteen years ago)
really isn't that all pasta?
― HI DERE, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 15:39 (eighteen years ago)
Pastagina: Come enjoy us with a couple of hot breadatitsas!
― libcrypt, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 15:39 (eighteen years ago)
Pastagina: the pasta you can fuck that actually looks like a vagina!
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 15:40 (eighteen years ago)
Pastagina: the pasta that won't leave you feeling Excelsiored
― DJ Mencap, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 15:40 (eighteen years ago)
It's cool to have a restaurant to go to where you put your face in a big bowl of Pastagina
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 15:43 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.julieharrisphotography.com/in_between/images/old_italian_woman.jpg
"Would you like some of my saucy pastagina?"
― HI DERE, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 15:43 (eighteen years ago)
THAT'S AMORE
― BLACK BEYONCE, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 15:44 (eighteen years ago)
seafood pastagina o_O
― carne asada, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 15:47 (eighteen years ago)
"I see food... and then I fuck it!"
― HI DERE, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 15:48 (eighteen years ago)
oh I get it
― dan m, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 15:49 (eighteen years ago)
wait there are probably people who fuck pasta for real aren't there
;___;
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 15:49 (eighteen years ago)
semolinum-sexuals
― HI DERE, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 15:50 (eighteen years ago)
i can see you've never worked in a kitchen before, Que
― BLACK BEYONCE, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 15:51 (eighteen years ago)
i've actually worked in a pasta restaurant before, never saw cooks fucking pasta. they used to throw 5 gallon buckets at me though
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 15:52 (eighteen years ago)
ahem credit where it's due mr hi dere?
― get bent, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 15:53 (eighteen years ago)
well, they don't let you bone the pasta on your first day, dude! you have to earn their trust.
― BLACK BEYONCE, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 15:54 (eighteen years ago)
Pastagina: The Safe For Work Gina
― Upt0eleven, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 15:54 (eighteen years ago)
al vagente
― carne asada, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 15:55 (eighteen years ago)
i was the dishwasher, maybe they didn't trust dishdogs to fuck pasta
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 15:55 (eighteen years ago)
Most classy bowls of pasta want you to buy them some expensive sauces and stuff first.
― chap, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 15:56 (eighteen years ago)
It's true, this is get bent's pastagina.
oh no that doesn't sound right at all
― HI DERE, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 15:56 (eighteen years ago)
Menstrunara sauce.
― Pancakes Hackman, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 15:57 (eighteen years ago)
dude, would you eat at a fancy restaurant where they let the dishwasher have sex with the food? have some standards!
― BLACK BEYONCE, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 15:57 (eighteen years ago)
Stuff first, sauce later surely, no?
― Michael White, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 15:57 (eighteen years ago)
ala Puttanesca = you gotta pay cash up front
― Michael White, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 15:59 (eighteen years ago)
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/205/510009929_e200520904.jpg
― get bent, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 15:59 (eighteen years ago)
info @ pastagina.com
Is this what it would feel like to find The Holy Grail???
― HI DERE, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 16:01 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.yelp.com/biz/pastagina-los-angeles
^^^^^ awesomeness lies here
― HI DERE, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 16:02 (eighteen years ago)
pastagina denteta
― Mark G, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 16:04 (eighteen years ago)
Good for Kids: Yes
― chap, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 16:04 (eighteen years ago)
Ok, the name got me there. I'll admit, I like to eat pussy.
― carne asada, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 16:04 (eighteen years ago)
27 109 Jay M.
Los Angeles, CA 3 star rating10/23/2007 $6 for a pasta that is made to order in 5 minutes ain't bad when you're pressed for time and money. all things considered, the quality wasn't bad. but i needed two orders just to be satisfied.
vagina.
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 16:05 (eighteen years ago)
Ok, the name got me there. I'll admit, I like to eat pussy. But I rather eat Paris' than eat here. The food is the pits. Not even food really. It's future food. When we run out of natural resources and are forced to live on Mars. When we no longer can cultivate crops, or breed livestock and have to depend on computers to replicate 'food products' for our nourishment. Do not compute! Danger Will Robinson! My advice.Never-eat-here, it makes Chef Boyardee seem like a professional.
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 1 July 2008 16:08 (eighteen years ago)
I'm giving 'gina three stars for cleanliness, convenience, and price.
― get bent, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 16:09 (eighteen years ago)
Hahaha
― chap, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 16:10 (eighteen years ago)
it seems as if the yelpers are recommending pastagina's clam sauce
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 1 July 2008 16:11 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.pastagina.com/pasta.jpghttp://www.thefineartcompany.co.uk/floral/georgia-o
― get bent, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 16:14 (eighteen years ago)
http://trailertrash.biz/Images/Teeth.jpg "al dente"
― czn, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 16:15 (eighteen years ago)
I just hummed myself a little ditty as I got myself a drink of elderflower cordial (I guess Lex employs a Philippino or a Northern Labourer to make him cordial drinks), it went "I'm gonna have some el-der-flow-er / I'm gonna have it in-a-cup". Thanks to this thread my brane is now singing "I'm gonna have some past-a-gin-a / I'm gonna have it in-a-cup".
Thanks.
― Scik Mouthy, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 16:25 (eighteen years ago)
2 pastas 1 cup
― HI DERE, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 16:31 (eighteen years ago)
there's an art store around here called CREATIFART
― s1ocki, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 17:21 (eighteen years ago)
Don't order the cannelloni...
― snoball, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 17:25 (eighteen years ago)
There's an Aboriginal art store near me called 'The Creative Native'
― bingolola, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 17:47 (eighteen years ago)
As an ilx meme I predict pastagina has more legs than I'm white btw.
― Aimless, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 17:47 (eighteen years ago)
I don't wanna sound prejudiced or anything, but I like this place better -- the people at Pastarectum just weren't my kind of people, if you know what I mean.
― kenan, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 19:08 (eighteen years ago)
special today: extra marinara
― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 19:11 (eighteen years ago)
centipedes? in my pastagina?
― dmr, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 19:27 (eighteen years ago)
there was also a place here called HOTDOGGERIA
― s1ocki, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 21:15 (eighteen years ago)
^^eww
― johnny crunch, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 01:51 (eighteen years ago)
i briefly dated a girl whose crotch smelled like freshly cooked spaghetti
― electricsound, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 01:59 (eighteen years ago)
that's called a yeast infection
― get bent, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 02:10 (eighteen years ago)
^^^ tell the ladies how it is, yo.
― libcrypt, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 02:18 (eighteen years ago)
free bread 'sticks'
― Oilyrags, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 02:20 (eighteen years ago)
free "tossed salad"
― get bent, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 02:22 (eighteen years ago)
I bet the cleaning staff is a buncha douchebags.
― Oilyrags, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 02:23 (eighteen years ago)
free extra sauce one week every month
― get bent, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 02:25 (eighteen years ago)
All I can think of now is that terrible summer-camp joke "don't let your meat loaf."
― Oilyrags, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 03:27 (eighteen years ago)
Don't let your past gina!
heeYOCK!
― Oilyrags, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 03:31 (eighteen years ago)
PAAAAAASTAGINA, WHY WON'T YOU COME TO YOUR SENSES?
― BLACK BEYONCE, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 05:29 (eighteen years ago)
alt: you're breaking my heart, you're shaking my confidence daily
― Oilyrags, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 11:29 (eighteen years ago)
After a little online research, it turns out this place is a wholly owned subsidiary of Spaghetti Whorehouse.
― Oilyrags, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 23:49 (eighteen years ago)
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE VAGINA THE WORD
― 404 Error: Page Not Found, Thursday, 3 July 2008 00:47 (eighteen years ago)
mystery solved
― electricsound, Thursday, 3 July 2008 00:49 (eighteen years ago)
Laugh if you will, but I hear they put out a great spread.
― felicity, Thursday, 3 July 2008 01:01 (eighteen years ago)
Not as funny as Hoofdpagina
The "Main page" on the Dutch version of Wikipedia.
― JTS, Thursday, 3 July 2008 04:26 (eighteen years ago)
So I ended up eating at the Pastagina in the Beverly Center (cheap movies + air conditioning). Not as good as the Yelp Cult says, but above average for food court grub.
― Elvis Telecom, Saturday, 5 July 2008 00:22 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-fastfood23-2008jul23,0,6631786.story
Perry said that after speaking with restaurant lobbyists, she amended her proposal to allow for "fast-food casual" restaurants, such as Subway or Pastagina, that do not have heat lamps or drive-through windows and that prepare fresh food to order.
― jeff, Thursday, 24 July 2008 04:14 (eighteen years ago)
RIP Pastagina Los Angeles
― they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Friday, 7 June 2013 21:38 (thirteen years ago)
You killed it.
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 7 June 2013 21:41 (thirteen years ago)
it's realy sad, it was a Pastagina
― they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Friday, 7 June 2013 21:42 (thirteen years ago)
i thought this place closed years ago tbh
― leno dunham (get bent), Friday, 7 June 2013 22:00 (thirteen years ago)
did they serve panenis?
― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Friday, 7 June 2013 22:04 (thirteen years ago)