I still have one! It costs a few dollars extra a month, but in the land of the thousand hurricanes it comes in handy should the power ever go out. Plus, I've dead spots in my kitchen which interfere with cell phone reception. Finally, my land line phone is so much more comfortable to use.
Anyone else?
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 23:39 (seventeen years ago)
Hi dere. It's a cheap back-up for the cell phone in case of need.
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 23:41 (seventeen years ago)
cheap?!?
― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 23:42 (seventeen years ago)
i really miss how comfortable the land is!
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 23:42 (seventeen years ago)
morbs otm. I have bent over by Ma Bell often enough. My cellie is my only phone, for a couple years now.
― kenan, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 23:43 (seventeen years ago)
I have BEEN bent etc
Have to. Got DSL, no cable on my block for some reason. Complete rip-off, though. Fuck verizon.
― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 23:43 (seventeen years ago)
Me. I was born in an age of rotary phones and party lines. It is my destiny.
― Aimless, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 23:44 (seventeen years ago)
I HATE cell phones. Why on earth would you need to be accessible all the time?
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 23:44 (seventeen years ago)
a party line would be so much fun. and the worst thing ever.
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 23:44 (seventeen years ago)
We just moved to an area with no cell reception, so we had to bite the bullet and get our first land line in years.
― kate78, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 23:45 (seventeen years ago)
people w/ landlines but no cell phones are badasses imo
― deeznuts, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 23:45 (seventeen years ago)
I'm in the same boat at Tomboto, I've got DSL and my Satellite DVR requires having a landline. Cable internet can suck it.
― Elvis Telecom, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 23:46 (seventeen years ago)
people who hate cell phones are like people who don't eat lucky charms or something
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 23:46 (seventeen years ago)
no no, cell phones allow you to be accessible whenever YOU want to be.
― Granny Dainger, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 23:46 (seventeen years ago)
You can always turn a cell phone off. I wish more people would do this.
what do I do about nu apartment's phonejack that is USELESS cuz it has PAINT IN IT!? Tried scraping some out with a screwdriver, til I saw tiny sparks and figured if anyone could fry themselves that way, I can. No idea what genius painted the baseboard so willy-nilly.
(yes, I signed a lease that I took the apt "as is"; who looks at phonejacks?)
― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 23:47 (seventeen years ago)
We had switched to a private line by the time I was in third grade. I do remember what a party line was like, though. You picked up the phone to make a call and there was someone already on it. You had to wait until they were done.
― Aimless, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 23:47 (seventeen years ago)
Liberalism vs conservativsm.
Surm: I'm strictly an oatmeal or English muffin man.
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 23:48 (seventeen years ago)
You don't need to answer it. Or leave it on all the time.
I don't have a landline of my own. I use my landlady's for my DSL.
― Alba, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 23:48 (seventeen years ago)
My office line is a land-line, but I switched it over to some VOIP-ish thing from my ISP, which is going to save me beaucoup jack compared to AT&T's business rates. We had the home landline extracted about a year ago.
― Rock Hardy, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 23:50 (seventeen years ago)
Dumped my landline about four years ago. Don't miss it.
Double-click on the iPhone top button sends calls straight to VM. I talk when I want to, not when they want me to.
― Pancakes Hackman, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 23:50 (seventeen years ago)
Have to. Got DSL, no cable on my block for some reason.
-- El Tomboto, Tuesday, July 1, 2008 7:43 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
naw tom u can get whats called a dry line - in fact call the retention department 800.340.6221 and threaten to quit them and they might just give u dsl for $30 a/m
― jhøshea, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 23:50 (seventeen years ago)
Believe me, it's not a problem -- I just don't answer. But it's easier for friends to assume you're being rude. Thanks to the myth of increased accessibility, if you don't answer a cellphone, you must be purposely ignoring it.
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 23:51 (seventeen years ago)
^^
― deeznuts, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 23:51 (seventeen years ago)
If you live in mucho expensive Belgium it is MUCH cheaper than a cellphone. After five pm it's FREE to call from a landline for example.
Also, we have DSL.
― stevienixed, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 00:40 (seventeen years ago)
Yep, I still pay for a land line. Still don't have a cell phone. Laugh all you want.
― Bimble, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 01:24 (seventeen years ago)
lol
― jhøshea, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 01:30 (seventeen years ago)
Not only do I still have a landline, but I prefer to use the phone with the cord in the wall and not one of the battery cordless units that came with it.
I still have one of the original area codes and a phone prefix that's probably right around the same age. yes, I know I could transfer it to a cell phone if I had to, but that's just not right.
― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 01:32 (seventeen years ago)
yeah i have a few friends who refuse to get cell phones. they are nearly as bad as the ones who refuse to watch tv
― wilter, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 01:32 (seventeen years ago)
actually there is some crossover
i only had a landline for internet access but then my gf moved in with her wireless/cable package and i had it disconnected.
― omar little, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 01:34 (seventeen years ago)
*raises hand*
xpost
Power to the no-cell-phone-no-TV-watchers!
― Bimble, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 01:35 (seventeen years ago)
My landline's battery never goes dead. It works in power outages. The connection is clearer. It's easier to ignore than the cell phone.
I have a cell as well, but there are many reasons to keep a landline around for us.
― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 01:40 (seventeen years ago)
I have VOIP, no cell. If you do not own a cell, people act like you live in a cave and simply cannot be contacted. They are nice to have, but not a need – way too much $$$ for where I am in life right now.
― Abbott, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 01:42 (seventeen years ago)
the reactions people have when you tell them you don't have a cell are like a slightly more dumbfounded version of the reactions people have when you tell them you're not on myspace
― omar little, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 01:45 (seventeen years ago)
actually it's kind of brilliant how both have become "must-haves" despite most definitely not being something you need
― omar little, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 01:46 (seventeen years ago)
well unless you're trapped in the woods and need to make a call or update your facebook status
no reception in the woods.
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 01:50 (seventeen years ago)
Cell phones only for me and mr for the last year. It is only a pain for buzzing people into the building, because only one number can be attached to that (and it's Mr. Jaq's and at work he has not-so-great signal). We have the wireless internets (clearwire), no cable, tv is used only for occasional dvd viewing.
― Jaq, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 02:18 (seventeen years ago)
does optimum triple play count?
― burt_stanton, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 02:19 (seventeen years ago)
what do I do about nu apartment's phonejack that is USELESS cuz it has PAINT IN IT!?
go to a hardware store and buy a replacement jack (and a small flatblade screwdriver if you don't have one). They are simple to replace. And low voltage. But don't stick anything metal in there anymore because if you short it out, you'll probably have to have the phone company out to replace something in their panel.
― Jaq, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 02:22 (seventeen years ago)
Dr. Morbius: http://www.wikihow.com/Install-a-Residential-Telephone-Jack
If you can't disconnect the line, just be careful not to let any of the wires touch. You can wrap the bare ends with a small piece of electrical tape to be extra safe.
― Jaq, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 02:34 (seventeen years ago)
Au contraire. I have made calls from the middle of Shenandoah National Park.
― Pancakes Hackman, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 02:37 (seventeen years ago)
Alfred, if someone thinks you're rude for not answering the very second they want to talk to you, fuck them. Seriously.
A ringing phone CAN be answered, it doesn't NEED to be. If it's important they'll call back and/or leave a message. Their expectations need to be reset, not yours.
― Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 02:52 (seventeen years ago)
I've got DSL and my Satellite DVR requires having a landline.
Do you have Dish? DTV says you have to have a landline, but that's only for PPV.
― libcrypt, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 03:03 (seventeen years ago)
Yeah here. Naked DSL (w/o a phone line) is still pretty new and cable internet isn't very prevalent. Besides, better for calling pizza place/taxis
― S-, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 03:08 (seventeen years ago)
-- Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 23:44 (Yesterday) Link
because you're never home unless you're fucking or passed out?
― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 03:09 (seventeen years ago)
or on ilx. ;_;
― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 03:10 (seventeen years ago)
We have a land line. I much prefer it to my cell phone.
― Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 2 July 2008 03:16 (seventeen years ago)
Nof if you don't use DSL, ste. Or, depending on your definition of a landline, not if you live in a country where you can get "Naked DSL" (the line without the voice calls part of it).
― Alba, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 08:15 (seventeen years ago)
Unfortunately, only 84 people demand it
― Alba, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 08:17 (seventeen years ago)
landlines are nice. I probably should use skype but either way, a mobile is too expensive for international calls.
also I agree with Daniel, if I'm chatting with someone I much prefer to be on my landline, the big chunky receiver in hand, it's a lot more relaxed and you don't have a hot ear afterwards.
― Ronan, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 08:19 (seventeen years ago)
I plug in the hands-free kit and march around the flat like a top executive.
― Alba, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 08:30 (seventeen years ago)
I have one for DSL, the call quality is awful, I still have a few friends who call me on it but they are far outweighed by the telemarketers so I never answer it.
― Ed, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 08:32 (seventeen years ago)
I need one for broadband, and also because mobile reception is shit in my area.
― snoball, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 08:43 (seventeen years ago)
(xpost) also, like Tyler Durden, I never answer my phone.
I never get landline calls, but I still need one for the DSL.
Ah fuck, Blairwitch Projects was fake then?
The Blair Witch Project was deliberately given an early-90s period setting so that it would seem reasonably implausible that none of the characters had a mobile phone.
― Forest Pines Mk2, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 09:18 (seventeen years ago)
Who talks to anyone on the phone longer than eight minutes anyway? My parents are the only exception: they go on for hours and hours and bloody hours about the most bafflingly asinine shit you could possibly imagine.
― Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 22:51 (seventeen years ago)
ilx as hosted on verizon
― omar little, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 22:53 (seventeen years ago)
naw tom u can get whats called a dry line
AT&T calls it a dry loop here. When I moved a few months ago I persuaded them to let me cut off my landline and keep my DSL. Was kind of a hassle to get it installed, but it saves me like $15 a month on a number that only got telemarketing calls.
― jaymc, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 23:09 (seventeen years ago)
Dry humped by AT&T.
― libcrypt, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 23:33 (seventeen years ago)
call your landlord?
anyway I just switched over to digital voice as a package with my internet and cable, it was cheaper than keeping our AT&T line which was ridiculous for long distance. this is half as much. I'd dump the line altogether and go with just our cellphones if our reception wasn't so shitty in our house.
― akm, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 23:44 (seventeen years ago)
yeah, I will sequentially try to convince landlord then Verizon to pay for it (descending order of confidence).
― Dr Morbius, Thursday, 3 July 2008 14:08 (seventeen years ago)
my SO has one in the house. it comes bundled w/ internet and she doesn't like cell phones (she has a pay-as-you-go one that she only uses for long-distance travel).
cable package for internet would be more expensive, and since we don't have time to watch TV as it is we'd be paying for someone we aren't using. plus the cable company around here are total rat-bastards. ok, so is the telecom we use but the cable company will routinely hike up rates without no warning.
― flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Monday, 29 October 2012 02:16 (twelve years ago)
someone = something
― flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Monday, 29 October 2012 02:17 (twelve years ago)
i have a landline because my cell number area code is still 718 and i want an 818 number i can put on resumes. no, i don't want to give up my 718 number. yes, i am a brooklyn hipster asshole for life.
― With extreme tenderness - flexible - always guided by the words (get bent), Monday, 29 October 2012 03:48 (twelve years ago)
Does it count as a landline if it's VOIP via cable/internet connection and not the phone company?
― WilliamC, Monday, 29 October 2012 03:56 (twelve years ago)
I have a phone line bundled with my cable and internet access, but it seems to go out when the power goes out--does that indicate it's VOIP, as opposed to a true landline?
― The Devils of Loudoun County (j.lu), Monday, 29 October 2012 04:42 (twelve years ago)
Interesting they call it a "dry line" or "dry loop" in the US, the same thing here's called a ULL (ubundled local loop), really you're still using a *line* (ie the copper), it just isnt a phone service.
Still got a landline but it is strictly for DSL. Once the NBN comes in, I'll have no need for a landline, but no one will at that point, phone will be delivered over fibre. Can't wait.
― Una Stubbs' Tears (Trayce), Monday, 29 October 2012 08:52 (twelve years ago)
I have one through the cable co that my tv and internet are through. Not sure how much I use it but handy thing to have.
― Stevolende, Monday, 29 October 2012 10:38 (twelve years ago)
I still have one! I'm paying for a cable-internet-phone bundle. I still find it easier to use one when moving around the house without interference.
― the ones that I'm near most: fellow outcasts and ilxors (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 29 October 2012 11:17 (twelve years ago)
i have a landline because my cell number area code is still 718 and i want an 818 number i can put on resumes. no, i don't want to give up my 718 number. yes, i am a brooklyn hipster asshole for life.― With extreme tenderness - flexible - always guided by the words (get bent), Sunday, October 28, 2012 11:48 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― With extreme tenderness - flexible - always guided by the words (get bent), Sunday, October 28, 2012 11:48 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I don't know where I got this impression, but I had thought you were from L.A.
― how's life, Monday, 29 October 2012 11:31 (twelve years ago)
Yes, but we're british.
― comedy is unnatural and abhorrent (Scik Mouthy), Monday, 29 October 2012 11:37 (twelve years ago)
We got one after our dryer caught on fire and our cleaning lady had no way to call 911. She ran out into the street and stopped a car to use their cell phone.
― Jeff, Monday, 29 October 2012 12:03 (twelve years ago)
nothing but, still
FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS
― crazy uncle in the attic (Dr Morbius), Monday, 29 October 2012 13:31 (twelve years ago)
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^ Yup.
― emil.y, Monday, 29 October 2012 15:29 (twelve years ago)
plus the cable company around here are total rat-bastards.
true that. we got dsl because i specifically don't want cable.
― have a sandwich or ice cream sandwich (Jordan), Monday, 29 October 2012 15:37 (twelve years ago)
I haven't had a land line in about ten years.
At the time, the telephone reception at my apartment was terrible (really heavy static and distorted sound). AT&T sent service people out twice to look at it and said there was nothing wrong with it, and charged us a lot of money in service fees. The problem never got fixed, so we ended up just getting rid of the land line. It wasn't worth spending the extra money on a line that didn't work. To this day I would not get a cell phone or any other kind of product or service from AT&T, they were so horrible to deal with. I would probably prefer a land line if I thought could decent service from a provider, but I don't think there is much besides AT&T around here.
― Sug ban (Nicole), Monday, 29 October 2012 15:44 (twelve years ago)
we still have a landline - Sacramento's always right on the edge of being flood city during heavy storms, plus earthquake-adjacent...Mr Veg and I decided we'd keep the landline purely for disaster reasons. I mean we're not prepped in any other way but hey, we got a landline, lol
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 29 October 2012 16:03 (twelve years ago)
Landline, of course.
If you're doing any sort of actual business, it's pretty careless to depend on the erratic nature of current cell phone reception
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, July 2, 2008 1:40 AM (4 years ago)
update?
― the ones that I'm near most: fellow outcasts and ilxors (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 29 October 2012 16:07 (twelve years ago)
Sheesh. I cancelled it after dad died and I took over, I don't want some old guys' weird phone calls. The only time people we know called is when someone died and who wants to be reminded of that?
I agree about business, though. You should have a landline.
― โตเกียวเหมียวเหมียว aka Sneakin' and Peekin' (Mount Cleaners), Monday, 29 October 2012 16:09 (twelve years ago)
am "from" new york, live in los angeles.
― lunar madness (get bent), Monday, 29 October 2012 17:04 (twelve years ago)
I can't believe she doesn't have a cell phone. She had one years ago when she was cleaning my place and her brother/co-worker let the A/C fall out of the window.
You don't actually pay for a landline, do you, since you use a Google number on it?
― (*・_・)ノ⌒ ☆ (Je55e), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 07:15 (twelve years ago)
Also, no land line for me since about 2002 b/c I don't want to pay for a service I have no use for.
Though recently I've needed to call relatives in Mexico, which I couldn't do on my cell phone.
― (*・_・)ノ⌒ ☆ (Je55e), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 07:18 (twelve years ago)
Oh we pay for it. And it's too expensive.
― Jeff, Tuesday, 30 October 2012 11:31 (twelve years ago)
The google voice number just makes it so it rings both of our cell phones as well.
― Jeff, Tuesday, 30 October 2012 11:34 (twelve years ago)
Oh. If I hire the cleaning lady again and my apartment catches fire I'm sure she can figure something out.
― (*・_・)ノ⌒ ☆ (Je55e), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 15:51 (twelve years ago)
My boss has a weird beef with cell phones. She has a Blackberry that she likes and uses all the time, but if she is on a land line and there is any sort of static or sound distortion, she assumes the other person is using a cell phone and delivers a familiar rant about how they're "a developing technology" and how it's not professional to use them for business because "they're not ready for prime time."
― (*・_・)ノ⌒ ☆ (Je55e), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 15:55 (twelve years ago)
We pay for a land line with absolutely no features - no call waiting, no voicemail, no whatever. But the only calls I'm around to ever get are from robo/telemarketers, so I have a hunch our landline is doomed. If it knows what is good for it it'll start patching through some better material.
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 30 October 2012 15:57 (twelve years ago)
she assumes the other person is using a cell phone and delivers a familiar rant about how they're "a developing technology" and how it's not professional to use them for business because "they're not ready for prime time."
i love this
― j., Tuesday, 30 October 2012 16:15 (twelve years ago)
i do, but mostly just because we have a kid and we have weird fears about what would happen if cell coverage was knocked out and there was a medical emergency
― seasonal hugs (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 18:24 (twelve years ago)
But the only calls I'm around to ever get are from robo/telemarketers, so I have a hunch our landline is doomed.
This. One of the best thing about cell phones is that they are safe from telemarketers and 99% of robocalls. I got one robocall a few weeks ago and it felt seeing like a stranger walk into my living room unexpectedly.
― (*・_・)ノ⌒ ☆ (Je55e), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 19:41 (twelve years ago)
I get robocalls on my cell phone all the time!
― iatee, Tuesday, 30 October 2012 19:42 (twelve years ago)
Weird. I wonder wherefore the difference?
― (*・_・)ノ⌒ ☆ (Je55e), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 19:56 (twelve years ago)
Timely comment by a friend from high school to a post on FB about cell phone thefts I've never seen one up close, so I don't know what all they can do, but I would never keep my most private info, or all my family photos or anything of huge importance on something small enough for somebody to grab and run off with in their pocket!
This fucking guy. He was a balls-to-the-wall party monster who moved to the mountains and reinvented himself as Betty Crocker/a Southern belle (he refers his and his boyfriend's home as [boyfriends' last name] Manor and unironically calls his porch a lanai), and an aggressive Luddite. I can just hear him breathing out, "Fiddle dee dee! Those cellular telephones will be the death of us!"
― (*・_・)ノ⌒ ☆ (Je55e), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 20:42 (twelve years ago)
someone give that man a tv show
― have a sandwich or ice cream sandwich (Jordan), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 20:50 (twelve years ago)
Now that I work from home a couple of days/week, I use the landline a lot. The cell reception in our apartment is better since we switched to Verizon, but it's still a little touch and go.
I have received two robocalls from Disney in the last two days. It says to push 2 if you want to removed from the list, which I've done numerous times. Today, I pushed 1 to be connected with a customer service rep and I told her I wanted off the list and she hung up on me.
― carl agatha, Tuesday, 30 October 2012 21:01 (twelve years ago)
One time I told a rep to take me off a list and she said, "Well then you need to stay off our website."
― (*・_・)ノ⌒ ☆ (Je55e), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 22:08 (twelve years ago)
Why do people give you their home number and say, "If you can't reach me there, call my cell phone"? This happens a lot at my job and I wonder, why not just have people call your cell phone? In most cases, when you're at home you can be reached by cell, so why fuck with the land line?
― Je55e, Thursday, 11 April 2013 22:13 (twelve years ago)