Walking back home from shopping from the Sunday Market outdoors, I see two parents -- with their very upset kid underneath in tears -- asking people questions as they pass by. Many people stop, try to answer, shrug and move on, other people walking by from a greater distance look at the parents with a "wtf o u dropped ur pants" look. It's obvious I'm in the line of fire as far as being asked questions by the parents so I can only imagine what they're going to ask. And sure enough. MOM looks straight ask me:
MOM: Sir, may I ask you a question?
ME: Sure!
MOM: Do you know where the nearest McDonald's is?
ME: *pauses* Hmmm. I.. honestly haven't seen one around here in a while.
MOM: OK, well I remember the LAST TIME we were in Seattle, there was one just up the hill in that neighborhood. Was it called, honey? (turning to DAD)
DAD: Wallingtown? Wallerford?
ME: Wallingford!
MOM: YES! That's the one. I KNOW there was a McDonald's there. Can you tell us how to get there.
ME: Well, that McDonald's closed down.
MOM: *paused, stunned* closed down?
KID: *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH*
MOM: Well, wuh, why did it close down?
ME: I'm not sure, but I don't think it was doing such great business. The developers wanted to build more stores and condos there I think. (note to ILX: this is true)
MOM: Huh
DAD: Hmmph
ME: So, I think the closest one now is in downtown
MOM: We're not going to go to THAT McDonald's! You mean with the one with all the drug dealers and hoodlums? (note to ILX: MOM is kinda right with that latter description)
KID: *YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGH*
(EVERYONE turns around outside at this point.)
ME: I think there's one in the U District?
MOM: Where's the Yoo(?) District?
ME: The University District is just east of Wallingford. Go up to 45th, turn right and just keep on going over Interstate 5 and then I think you turn left on University Way and there might be a McDonald's there, i think?
MOM: (to DAD) Honey, let's go. I'll just call 411. (yanks KID)
(all walk briskly along)
KID: *I DON"T WAAAANNA GO TO BUUUURGER KING! MCDAAAAAAAAAAAWNAAAALLS YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAOOOOOOOOOOO*
...
Can a city be too fastfoodist? Seattle does have fast food, but these places are hardly the centerpiece of the culture of the city. Has Seattle wronged these poor parents with the crazy kid that HAD TO HAVE MCDONALD'S OMG? Or is this building character that will strengthen this family's experience and help them adapt to change thus better facing the great looming natural selection human wars of the 2010s?
― Mackro Mackro, Sunday, 6 July 2008 20:23 (sixteen years ago) link
i don't get what you're asking here.
― s1ocki, Sunday, 6 July 2008 20:29 (sixteen years ago) link
Mackro Mackro - Probing Seattle's Psyche Since 2008.
― Aimless, Sunday, 6 July 2008 20:30 (sixteen years ago) link
I'm asking if it's possible for a city to have too few fast food restaurants.. not so much in the context of fast food chainist kids like described above (although it was a great excuse to tell this story), but in general.
― Mackro Mackro, Sunday, 6 July 2008 20:35 (sixteen years ago) link
sorry, too few fast food restaurant chains.
Fast food restaurant chains are notably sparse in Paris, compared to most other major cities. This generates a certain amount of complaint from families such as the one you described above. Yet no lasting harm seems to ensue.
― Aimless, Sunday, 6 July 2008 20:39 (sixteen years ago) link
not that sparse... there's like a quick every couple of blocks! plus plenty of "mcdo."
― s1ocki, Sunday, 6 July 2008 20:40 (sixteen years ago) link
Great thread
― The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Sunday, 6 July 2008 20:42 (sixteen years ago) link
THere are quite a lot of Mc do in Paris. And quicks too. I have 2 Mcdonalds less than 10mn walk from where i live so its not like they are too far and few.
― Jibe, Sunday, 6 July 2008 20:43 (sixteen years ago) link
Well, the one thing that stuck out when I was in Australia and NZ was that there are tons of McDonald's there, but most of them are compact "McCafe's" that blend in well with all the other city center retail establishments. McDonald's kinda took the Starbuck's approach down under. When I came back, I wondered why McD's hasn't thought of doing the same in the U.S. yet.
McDonald's just.. doesn't work in Seattle. There are a couple in downtown, but they are magnets for "the kids" in town, and of course being kids, they're all flashy and loud and can be annoying to people much more used to eating in A-frame fast food places in dedicated strip malls in more suburban places. I'm not shedding tears here, either way.
― Mackro Mackro, Sunday, 6 July 2008 20:47 (sixteen years ago) link
McDonalds has so many great items on their menu, for an equally great value. At a McDonalds restaurant, you can get the classic Big Mac hamburger, a quarter-pounder all-beef hamburger (with or without cheese, your choice), world-famous hot and crispy french fries, all-white meat Chicken McNuggets, ice cream sundaes with a topping of your choosing, all kinds of flavors of ice cold soda pop from the fountain, fish filets fried in a delicious batter, fried apple pies, you name it! All sorts of temporary special items too like the McRib and the Snack Wrap that are great reasons to drop by and see what's new. Plus, kids love the play place, that goes without saying. I think they're a great restaurant personally -- an American classic for a reason. ;)
― iiiijjjj, Sunday, 6 July 2008 20:50 (sixteen years ago) link
Thanks, Bobby Flay.
― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 6 July 2008 20:58 (sixteen years ago) link
Naaaaah, s'all about The King.
― Bodrick III, Sunday, 6 July 2008 20:58 (sixteen years ago) link
I am trying to break my fast food addiction
― Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, 6 July 2008 21:01 (sixteen years ago) link
Since I live where fast food franchises have all but put purveyors of real food out of business, I have negative sympathy for that little brat. Let him cry himself to sleep tonight dreaming of McNuggets.
― Rock Hardy, Sunday, 6 July 2008 21:07 (sixteen years ago) link
lulz, so right. That said, it's also one of the few publicly-available bathrooms downtown...as long as you don't look like a crackhead or homeless the guard will buzz you in. So I'm rather fond of it, actually.
I don't think there is a McDonald's in the U District. I know there is a Jack in the Box down the Ave, near 50th or so.
― musically, Sunday, 6 July 2008 21:15 (sixteen years ago) link
does seattle have lots of mom n pop fast food - whats good there?
― jhøshea, Sunday, 6 July 2008 21:17 (sixteen years ago) link
Fast food restaurant chains are notably sparse in Paris yeah, is you tweakin? i've never seen mcdonalds more perpetually mobbed than in paris. but it is a lot tastier there. i guess they have higher meat standards or whatevs.
so i really really really love food. "good" food, "authentic" food, etc. that said, i fucking love fast food. popeyes (not kfc though), mcdonalds, in and out, wendy's, hot dog stands, love 'em all. i remember seeing one of those surveys of food writers for NY Magazine - something like what their last meal on earth would be. Most were like Jean Georges, Le Bernardin, Alain Ducasse, etc - but one food critic was like "a bucket of popeye's". i instantly fell in love and wrote him a fan letter.
anyways, i hate people who go "oh ewww, i never eat fast food. mcdonalds is the ultimate in globalizing corporationality cultural-bombing multinationalizationality blah blah blah". bitch it taste good though. i feel sorry for seattle.
― phil-two, Sunday, 6 July 2008 21:22 (sixteen years ago) link
Downtown has tons of cheaper fast food places open during the weekday daytimes for those working.. so not so much mom n pop at the time. I think Mom, Pop, & Kids usually just get whatever is at Pike Place market or Seattle Center on the weekends.
Thing is: the places that look very fast-foodey in the traditional sense, like Kidd Valley or Red Mill, aren't any cheaper than the sit-down places, even though both places will serve better than average burgers, fries, and shakes if you're into that.
Food in general isn't cheap here, but there are places you can get under-five-bucks meals that are ginormous, like the curry & rice specials at Cafe Zum Zum.
― Mackro Mackro, Sunday, 6 July 2008 21:23 (sixteen years ago) link
fried apple pies, you name it!
unfortunately, mcdonalds no longer fries the apple pies, except in a few lucky select locations. they're now BAKED, ugh! but here is a list of worldwide locations that are either confirmed or rumored to still be serving fried apple pies. mostly in japan, nicaragua, and etc
Fried Apple Pie List!
― phil-two, Sunday, 6 July 2008 21:25 (sixteen years ago) link
Well, I danced around it, but now it's time
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/2/1355556_f3f51a5e8e.jpg?v=0 http://www.seattlewaterfront.org/images/businessPictures/large/20070709113846.jpg http://www.saskatoonmarketmall.com/mall_directory/stores/food_court_restaurants/images/taco_time.jpg
That's pretty much fast food in Seattle in every sense, and may be the reason the city is not a fast food kinda town, lol.
― Mackro Mackro, Sunday, 6 July 2008 21:27 (sixteen years ago) link
There's been pho shops all over the last 2 neighborhoods we've lived in - bahn mi for <$5. Meesum Pastry has a couple outlets for humbow now, including one in the U-District. Local and fast for me is Med Mix (falafel/gyros/cream cheese bagel dogs), just downstairs. There's also a Quizno's on the corner and a Jimmy John's across the street. Oh, and there's a McDonald's within three blocks (at the ferry terminal). For burgers and fries and shakes though, Seattle has Dick's.
But if a kid wants McDonald's, he wants McDonald's and that is that.
― Jaq, Sunday, 6 July 2008 21:27 (sixteen years ago) link
Ivar's Acres of Clams???
― phil-two, Sunday, 6 July 2008 21:31 (sixteen years ago) link
embrace the clamage, phil. lol.
― Mackro Mackro, Sunday, 6 July 2008 21:32 (sixteen years ago) link
that sounds awesome! where is it?
― phil-two, Sunday, 6 July 2008 21:33 (sixteen years ago) link
o jeez seattle step up yr fast food game bro
― jhøshea, Sunday, 6 July 2008 21:33 (sixteen years ago) link
Ivar's are sorta everywhere here.. especially by the waterfront.
― Mackro Mackro, Sunday, 6 July 2008 21:35 (sixteen years ago) link
THey are all over the place phil-two. Every mall, as well as lots of freestanding ones. Walk down the waterfront when you visit.
― Jaq, Sunday, 6 July 2008 21:35 (sixteen years ago) link
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ivar's
― Mackro Mackro, Sunday, 6 July 2008 21:36 (sixteen years ago) link
is it good? i have a few days in seattle in august. want to eat lots of seafood, though i guess i wont be having filet-o-fish :(
― phil-two, Sunday, 6 July 2008 21:37 (sixteen years ago) link
or is it glorified long john silvers (which i also love)
There's an Ivars walkup fish bar at the south end of the waterfront, and an Anthony's walkup fish bar at the north end (sculpture garden end). There's better fish places, but neither are bad.
I especially like Emmett Watson's Oyster Bar, in the Pike Place market.
― Jaq, Sunday, 6 July 2008 21:38 (sixteen years ago) link
Ivar's is better than LJS.
im just not finding acres of clams to be an appealing tagline
― jhøshea, Sunday, 6 July 2008 21:39 (sixteen years ago) link
Don't forget Herfy's Burgers
http://www.yelp.com/biz/herfys-burgers-renton
Phil, there's a couple of McD's in downtown! So you can have ur filet o fish, but you just have to put on your hoodlum-filtering shades on. lol.
― Mackro Mackro, Sunday, 6 July 2008 21:39 (sixteen years ago) link
i thought it said ivars ACE OF CLAMS
― s1ocki, Sunday, 6 July 2008 21:41 (sixteen years ago) link
I do think TacoTime is 100% indefensible though... unless you like sunflower seeds and crunchy refried beans in your burrito.
― Mackro Mackro, Sunday, 6 July 2008 21:42 (sixteen years ago) link
herfys taco time dicks wtf seattle learn naming
― jhøshea, Sunday, 6 July 2008 21:44 (sixteen years ago) link
http://postbulletin.typepad.com/kiger/images/2007/04/06/tacodelmar.jpg
Taco Del Mar is my favorite...they don't have them anymore but their shrimp tacos with white sauce were to die for. I used to go to Chipotle for lunch when I went to UW but then I discovered TDM which was cheaper and tastier and never looked back. Plus there are at least three TDMs downtown (convention center, Westlake, by the Greyhound depot).
― musically, Sunday, 6 July 2008 21:45 (sixteen years ago) link
I'm literally drooling now...dammit I am on a diet now, this is bad.
― musically, Sunday, 6 July 2008 21:46 (sixteen years ago) link
TDM is the least tantalizing yet least offensive Mexican I've ever had. I guess it serves exactly that purpose.
― Mackro Mackro, Sunday, 6 July 2008 21:48 (sixteen years ago) link
No wait, i forgot about Gordito's! Man, that place is sooo overrated. Best value for your Mexican food without a doubt, and it's healthier and all that, but man, sooo dilute in flavor.
― Mackro Mackro, Sunday, 6 July 2008 21:49 (sixteen years ago) link
Twas part of the chorus of an old comical song about the Puget Sound area. At one time, for the target audience of locals, it would have telegraphed the idea of FUN FAMILY DINING.
― Aimless, Sunday, 6 July 2008 21:49 (sixteen years ago) link
Ivar's was founded in 1938 by Seattle folk singer Ivar Haglund. Having built Seattle's first aquarium on what is now Pier 54, he decided to add a companion fish and chips bar to feed his visitors. The bar was short-lived, however. On July 22, 1946, Haglund opened a new restaurant, Ivar's Acres of Clams, at the same location. The aquarium closed ten years later, but the restaurant remains.
― Mackro Mackro, Sunday, 6 July 2008 21:51 (sixteen years ago) link
lol Taco Time
The interesting thing this thread brings up for me is how people come to identify with a certain kind of fast food and consequently come to find other kinds of fast food (or simply other chains) "repulsive" or "worse value" or "lacking ambience" or whatever. I don't have a clue how all this gets worked out. For example I love Wendy's so much but would rather go hungry than eat Burger King. It's all the same food, really.
― fields of salmon, Sunday, 6 July 2008 21:52 (sixteen years ago) link
that said, i heard about the hipster taco place Taco Gringo, which was described to me once as a "freak folk taco joint". ugh.
― Mackro Mackro, Sunday, 6 July 2008 21:53 (sixteen years ago) link
UGH
http://www.yelp.com/biz/taco-gringos-seattle
― Mackro Mackro, Sunday, 6 July 2008 21:58 (sixteen years ago) link
So wrong! KFC couldn't even dreeeaam of carrying Popeye's jockstrap.
― phil-two, Sunday, 6 July 2008 21:59 (sixteen years ago) link
xp - And now Taco Gringos is booming because the one Taco Bell nearby closed.
FASTFOODISM
― Mackro Mackro, Sunday, 6 July 2008 21:59 (sixteen years ago) link
now i got De La Soul' "bitties in the BK lounge" stuck in my head..
shoshanna got a real job, dag don't you know?
― phil-two, Sunday, 6 July 2008 22:03 (sixteen years ago) link