What do you want from the kebabulance?

I want the Super Large Doner and Chips. and I want the Doner in a naan. What is this, the middle ages?

I mean I know I'm not gonna eat it all right now but there'll be some left for sandwiches in the morning, right?

Does Jeff not sell shish kebabs?

Fuck a shish.

Akshully doner and cheese looks intriguing.

Yeah, f'real, who orders shish from a kebab shop?

Lacking a steak kebab option, though.

Doner meat is disgusting in 90% of kebab shops.

Large doner in pitta, loads of coleslaw, with BBQ, chilli and garlic sauce.

IMPORTANT QUESTION - the chicken kebab - tikka or normal?

More like swish kebab, amirite?

Small pieces of tender chicken breast marinated in Jeff’s special spicy seasoning recipe, then griddled freshly to order. This is then served in a pitta bread or bun as preferred with the above salad. Please allow 6 minutes cooking time when ordering this item.

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In that case, I'm going for large chicken kebab which is ON DIS TING NO HYPE LOL.

It had never even occurred to me to put cheese on a kebab. What sort of cheese do you get? If this isn't bright yellow slices of Kraft that melt before even making contact with the kebab I'll be sorely disappointed.

I'm guessing it's that grated orange shit that tastes suspiciously like the plastic bag it comes out of.

I'm assuming it'd be chips 'n' cheese style cheddar? Never got chips 'n' cheese, can a Northerner please explain the point of it?

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Basically, yeah

Chips and cheese is food of the gods. Doubly so if accompanied by gravy.

Yours, someone who has never lived at any point north of the Thames.

Fancied chips and cheese for ages, assumed it'd be chips with a load of gooey melted cheese all over it. One time I had it at Hull Fair the woman literally scooped a handful of this shit out of the bag and dropped it over the chips as she handed them over. I was crying, I can tell you.

Have had good melted cheese on chips in pubs tho.

Yeah, seems to me that the good times with C&C don't outweigh the bad ones :(

I voted donor meat and chips but I want chicken kebab meat not some lickle lambikins. thanx.

And a Fanta.

At a kebab shop, not ordering Rubicon seems like bad form

Although I do like a Dr Pepper w/my kebab, it has to be said

Where's falafel from the list? I thought all kebab houses sold falafel.

JUNIOR SPESH JUNIOR SPESH

no shish no cred. just chips then.

A Little Bit About Us!!...

We have been trading in Milton Keynes since 1983, and trading from Downs Barn since 1986.

Jeff, who is originally from North Cyprus, came to this country in 1960 at the age of 15. He has always worked in the catering business and has been catering manager at several railway stations and motorway service areas prior to deciding to start his own business.

Despite the gradual increase in the amount of catering vans that are now in Milton Keynes, Jeff has never been afraid of competition. In fact, he regards it as a necessity in helping customers to appreciate the quality of the product that he serves. The van has a huge clientele, who come by car and on foot. There are even several customers who, on moving to villages outside of Milton Keynes, have regularly sent taxis to pick up their order.

How's that for 'customer satisfaction'?

Jeff, who is originally from North Cyprus

Jagger, this your bro?

falolfel

Seriously, I've never been to kebab place that wouldn't have falafel in the menu.

oooooooooooooooooooooh sssssssssssss

nah it's ok dom, the turks are our brothers, this is 2008

chips and cheese is shite. you get your lovely, greasy, piping hot chips ... buried under a load of fucking cold grated cheese.

donner and cheese: glad it's not just me that's stumped.

anyway. donner meat and chips. GOD DAMN, yes.

JEFF'S KEBABS IS PROUD TO ANNOUNCE THAT IT HAS BEEN AWARDED THE HIGHEST RATING OF 5 STARS IN THE FOOD HYGIENE RATING SCHEME 'SCORES ON DOORS' BY
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definitely the large doner in pitta with cheese, any cypriot knows their shit when it comes to sticking meat and cheese into a big shoe-shaped wodge of bread

that is not a euphemism btw

The comments thread on Jeff's website is a thing of beauty.

any cypriot knows their shit when it comes to sticking meat and cheese into a big shoe-shaped wodge of bread

yeah because this is like some magical rocket science the rest of the world can't figure out

Just for a second there I thought I had actually ordered something and was started to look forward to it. Damn.

kofte > shish > doner

Off to the chippie I go.

i am allowed to be proud of my culture's great achievements

yes, fair enough

i've never had a good chicken kebab in milton keynes. the meat is always horrid.

so has to be a lamb doner. although the umlauts are putting me off

i am allowed to be proud of my culture's great achievements

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What about Sniper from So Solid Crew?

plus putting up with all those boorish UK ex-paras

he's not the footballer one nor the one who was in bullet boy, he better have done something special i ain't heard of xpost

He invented "Greko Beat" rap, and also owns Europe's largest themed waterpark.

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Please tell me he really owns a waterpark. That's the sort of thing I'd buy if I suddenly came into a load of money.

"ALL HAIL THE PRINCE OF EUROPE"

WORLDWIDE,
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A waterpark would be such a health and safety nightmare tho.

what is the theme of the waterpark?

yeah because this is like some magical rocket science the rest of the world can't figure out

should be a poll set up for meat things wrapped in some bready stuff.

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is that some priest

So Chips, Cheese and Coleslaw - is that Scotland only?

it's a delicacy of which i'm not aware!

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/01_04/kebabDM2001_468x373.jpg

Even the dude from the Black Eyed Peas is getting in on the k-dog craze

http://www.panoramio.com/photos/original/311746.jpg

http://www.hoteltatilgezi.net/yemek_kebap_tatli_tarifi/kebaplar/bursa_iskender_doner_kebabi_kebap_yemek.jpg

I like the love this dude is clearly putting into his work.

Vegi-Kebab with cheese £1.50

Chances that this will actually be suitable for vegetarians and not actually slathered in kebab fat?

http://www.fpr302.com/blog/302/images/KebabTwins.jpg

I don't even know what to say to this.

Pet Shop Boys reveal new look

Pink Carrot Man disguises himself Clark Kent style by wearing specs and and innocuous little bomb.

Doner Jihad

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http://www.wheressamtheman.com/uploaded_images/Kebab-Meat-man-795700.JPG

DON'T TRY IT

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Former WWE star Trevor Murdoch

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Kebab shop worker

He actually looks a bit like Boris Johnson wearing a fake moustache.

I was just going to ask if he was one of Boris' Turkish relatives!

omg i'm so going to that HDIF!

Pictured pressing the flesh during his mayoral campaign.

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Hi, I'm ex-Wimbelleandsebastidon manager Stuart Murdoch and I resent the accusation that one of my clan works in a doner kebab joint.

Shawarma > shish > doner > kofte

Anyway, in this case I'm going for the small doner as I'm neither that hungry or pissed.

Even the dude from the Black Eyed Peas is getting in on the k-dog craze

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you can fool me thats mohammed atta

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Jesus Christ 6 people need to man the fuck up.

No-one went for the Junior Spesh deals?

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No mandate

When I go to England the first thing I'm gonna do is eat at a kebab.

chips and meat is the best thing in all kebab shops

Nah it's good but salad and chilli and garlic sauce and naan bread make it better.

Donner meat pizzas are brilliant. I want a kebab now though, damn you all to hell.

Fuck a UK Kebab..

The Turkish Restaurants and Kababs stands in Vienna piss all over the crappy shite i used to eat when i lived in England...

Pretty sure that's unhygienic.

I find the bread etc is just too much, and fucking messy. Nothing beats proudly strolling down the street with a plastic fork full of cheap lamb and chips

I never eat doners in public, couldn't stand the shame of public face smearing.

Had a kebab in Germany at the insistence of a German friend who'd studied over here and insisted - without knowing the kebab shop or indeed the city we were in - that it would be much better than in the UK, and it really was. Plus the idea of eating something from a tiny kebab stall in the corner of a train station and not getting food poisoning (place was gleamingly well-scrubbed despite being open to the air with chain-smoking Germans all around) was quite novel.

So I'm inclined to think Jack Battery-Pack OTM.

Fuck a kebab. Souvlaki all the way.

Had a spiced lamb burger the other day, which was nicely donner-esque. I may have to get some more, and have in a pitta, with coleslaw and chili sauce.

This thread delivered.

bleary-eyed and drunk at 4 am, kebabage was denied to me by Cafe India, but they were cool with pakora.

"King" Doner is my shit. Never get anywhere near finishing it. Leave it in the fridge for brunch the next day with a few bottles of stella. Either pwns the hangover or pwns you.

need kebab

bought some delightful artisan chilli sauces on Saturday, bought some frozen Doner meat today, am about to go for the home-made kebab experience

beef/lamb shawarma (similar to gyro/doner) from my local:

http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7117/7634657244_8405e0ab7a.jpg

home made kebab was pretty good, am wondering how much hassle it wd be to source "fresh" doner meat

salad in that shawarma looks yum btw