POLL: Best Tim Burton film

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Inspired by watching Sweeney Todd last night, finally. It was better than I'd expected it to be. I guess Nightmare Before Christmas doesn't really count but maybe it should be in there? I'll put it in anyway.

Poll Results

OptionVotes
1994 Ed Wood 22
1985 Pee-wee's Big Adventure 21
1988 Beetlejuice 10
1996 Mars Attacks! 8
2007 Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street6
1989 Batman 5
1990 Edward Scissorhands 3
1993 The Nightmare Before Christmas 3
2003 Big Fish 2
1999 Sleepy Hollow 2
1992 Batman Returns 2
2001 Planet of the Apes 1
1984 Frankenweenie 0
2005 Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 0
2005 Corpse Bride 0
1982 Vincent 0


akm, Friday, 11 July 2008 14:15 (seventeen years ago)

Sleepy Hollow is perfect in every way. Edward Scissorhands runs it a close second. He won't be remembered for Planet of the Apes, though.

darraghmac, Friday, 11 July 2008 14:17 (seventeen years ago)

wow I had forgotten that I'd seen most of his movies

Of the ones I've seen, the only one that I harbor ill will towards is Planet Of The Apes.

HI DERE, Friday, 11 July 2008 14:20 (seventeen years ago)

It is horrible. So is Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, thought not so much.

Ed Wood is my favourite by a mile. I often think of the "one more step down into the cellar of indignity" look on Martin Landau's face as he prepares to wrestle with that octopus.

Alba, Friday, 11 July 2008 14:22 (seventeen years ago)

It's either Ed Wood or Mars Attacks!, followed by Todd and Batman.

Big Fish is hideous.

Dr Morbius, Friday, 11 July 2008 14:25 (seventeen years ago)

I liked what he tried to do with Charlie... even though it wasn't really successful.

Haven't seen: Vincent, Frankenweenie, Ed Wood, Big Fish, Corpse Bride

HI DERE, Friday, 11 July 2008 14:26 (seventeen years ago)

Pee-wee, Edward, Ed Wood, maybe Beetlejuice. I have a feeling Batman would seem kinda lame after Nolan/Bale.

ledge, Friday, 11 July 2008 14:28 (seventeen years ago)

i somehow managed to never see ed wood, I think because it wasn't on dvd for ages. also haven't seen vincent or frankenweenie. I have a feeling that everything b/w 96 and 2005 is pretty bad; I remember really hating Sleepy Hollow, but now I don't remember why. Big Fish just seemed like his "Fisher King". Charlie is really, really bad. But I'm inclined to vote for Sweeney Todd because it was so much better than I thought it would be.

akm, Friday, 11 July 2008 14:28 (seventeen years ago)

i kind of liked the charlie and the chocolate factory remake. i saw it on the amtrak train.

either pee-wee or beetlejuice

n/a, Friday, 11 July 2008 14:30 (seventeen years ago)

Ed Wood is my favourite by a mile.

Mine too. Such a generous-spirited film with universally perfect performances. No one vote for Big Fish, it's rubbish.

You know what annoys me? When people describe Burton's films as 'dark'. He's obviously a big softie with a fetish for gothic window dressing.

chap, Friday, 11 July 2008 14:30 (seventeen years ago)

Haven't got around to watching Big Fish but the fact that Spalding Gray killed himself after watching it doesn't bode well.

Billy Dods, Friday, 11 July 2008 14:30 (seventeen years ago)

edward scissorhands brings me to tears every time

cutty, Friday, 11 July 2008 14:31 (seventeen years ago)

I have a feeling Batman would seem kinda lame after Nolan/Bale.

Wonderful production design (obviously), but a wafer-thin plot.

chap, Friday, 11 July 2008 14:31 (seventeen years ago)

have a feeling Batman would seem kinda lame after Nolan/Bale.

-- ledge, 11 July 2008 14:28 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

no, what?

xpost no, what?

darraghmac, Friday, 11 July 2008 14:32 (seventeen years ago)

I have a feeling nothing would seem kinda lame after Nolan/Bale.

Dr Morbius, Friday, 11 July 2008 14:34 (seventeen years ago)

bale can't hold a candle to michael keaton's batman/wayne.

darraghmac, Friday, 11 July 2008 14:36 (seventeen years ago)

I think the production design would suffer most actually, at the time it seemed dark and fitting but now it would look ridiculously obviously Burton. And I'm not sure I was ever that keen on Nicholson's hammy Joker.

ledge, Friday, 11 July 2008 14:37 (seventeen years ago)

yeah, why would anyone ham it up playing THE JOKER? Jesus.

Dr Morbius, Friday, 11 July 2008 14:40 (seventeen years ago)

Wow. Most of these movies are crap. And long!

Beetlejuice.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Friday, 11 July 2008 14:40 (seventeen years ago)

There's all different kinds of ham. Some ham is better than others.

ledge, Friday, 11 July 2008 14:41 (seventeen years ago)

Christian Bale is terrible! When he assumes the I-am-Batman stentorian, it's like watching a kindergarten student play adult with a pencil mustache.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Friday, 11 July 2008 14:41 (seventeen years ago)

Morbius mostly otm above but Pee-Wee ftw

Pancakes Hackman, Friday, 11 July 2008 14:42 (seventeen years ago)

Wow. Most of these movies are crap. And long!

-- Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Friday, 11 July 2008 15:40 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

^^^ridin' the truth pony

The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Friday, 11 July 2008 14:42 (seventeen years ago)

Burton's second Batman is still way better than Nolan/Bale, it's one of the best superhero movies in general. The first one is kinda patchy, admittedly.

Tuomas, Friday, 11 July 2008 14:42 (seventeen years ago)

bale's "serious batman" voice put me off right through the movie, and may well stop me from seeing the sequel all by itself.

i think the first batman is better than the second, though.

darraghmac, Friday, 11 July 2008 14:44 (seventeen years ago)

Bale is the best naked Batman (Val Kilmer close).

Other then the 4 I named (and I like the first Batman mostly for Jack and Gotham), Alfred is right; Burton is more tripe than ham.

I prefer his Apes to what (at the time, I haven't rewatched) seemed to be the emo misogyny of Edward Scissorhands.

Pee-wee has a great opening 15 minutes.

Batman Returns is so MEAN! Not much besides Pfeiffer.

Dr Morbius, Friday, 11 July 2008 14:45 (seventeen years ago)

Batman Begins might've been as good as Batman Returns if it hadn't taken itself too seriously. I hope the new one doesn't still follow Frank Miller's example in thinking Batman should be "realistic" and "gritty" and "psychological" like Dirty Harry or Death Wish or something.

Tuomas, Friday, 11 July 2008 14:47 (seventeen years ago)

Ed Wood pretty far ahead of the other good ones (Pee Wee's, Edward Scissorhands, Mars Attacks)

Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 11 July 2008 14:50 (seventeen years ago)

I mean, Batman Begins is still quite "dark", especially compared to the Adam West Batman (not that I have anything against it), but in a way that suits the genre better.

(x-post)

Tuomas, Friday, 11 July 2008 14:51 (seventeen years ago)

xposts to tuomas- well, better all of those things than we get another schumacher style effort.

darraghmac, Friday, 11 July 2008 14:51 (seventeen years ago)

ed wood. martin landau is totally great in it and bill murray steals every single scene he's in. "mexico was.... a nightmare."

re-watched this recently thinking I probably wouldn't like this as much as I used to... definitely not!

second place is probably beetlejuice or batman or something.

original bgm, Friday, 11 July 2008 14:52 (seventeen years ago)

I liked Schumacher's first Batman! He did the campy superhero thing very well, I think. Never saw the second one though.

Tuomas, Friday, 11 July 2008 14:52 (seventeen years ago)

emo misogyny of Edward Scissorhands

I can't quite figure out where this is coming from. Diane Wiest is clearly the moral center of the film, and the most sympathetic character

Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 11 July 2008 14:53 (seventeen years ago)

You know what annoys me? When people describe Burton's films as 'dark'. He's obviously a big softie with a fetish for gothic window dressing.

^^this. Seen every single one... Planet of the Apes, Big Fish and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory are all awful but I pretty much like/love everything else. Ed Wood and Scissorhands are his best I think, but gonna go with Nightmare before Christmas - it's a little ruined by all the emo kids sporting Jack Skellington merch these days, but I must have seen it a billion times as a kid and love it a lot still.

Roz, Friday, 11 July 2008 14:54 (seventeen years ago)

I mean, if you have a story about a man dressed up as a bat fighting equally ludicrous villains, there's no reason you can't play up the camp aspect, even if it upsets Frank Miller fans.

(xx-post)

Tuomas, Friday, 11 July 2008 14:55 (seventeen years ago)

the campiness has been done to death though.

akm, Friday, 11 July 2008 14:56 (seventeen years ago)

Simone: I know you're right, Pee-wee, but...
Pee-wee: Everyone I know has a big "But...? C'mon, Simone, let's talk about *your* big "But".

mizzell, Friday, 11 July 2008 14:56 (seventeen years ago)

I'm gonna vote Nightmare Before Christmas too. It's the single most perfect film in his filmography, even if you're not a goth. Though half of the glory should go to Henry Selick, obviously.

Tuomas, Friday, 11 July 2008 14:57 (seventeen years ago)

scissorhands is really cloying and condescending. i didn't even like nightmare before christmas at the time, but now i don't remember why -- the ragdoll love interest bs maybe? i have not seen ed wood or sweeney todd, and i'm betting those are among his best

much rather watch the nolan batman at this point

goole, Friday, 11 July 2008 14:57 (seventeen years ago)

the campiness has been done to death though.

Really? When Batman Forever came out, the "dark" Batman had been the predominant one for about 10-20 years.

Tuomas, Friday, 11 July 2008 14:58 (seventeen years ago)

I like Pee Wee better, but Beetlejuice is a better "Time Burton film".

Granny Dainger, Friday, 11 July 2008 14:58 (seventeen years ago)

so what is about Tim Burton that inspires long threads?

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Friday, 11 July 2008 14:59 (seventeen years ago)

I like a lot of these, don't know if I love any of them (Big Fish was OK, not sure what people hated about it). Voted for Beetlejuice, narrowly over Pee Wee, Batman, Nightmare and Scissorhands.

some dude, Friday, 11 July 2008 14:59 (seventeen years ago)

re campiness vs "grit" options: that's why there shouldn't be Batman films, period.

Shakey, I dunno, I remember Wiest just coming off like a harpy.

Long threads about glitzy, overrated juvenilia-oriented filmmakers are inevitable, Alfred.

Dr Morbius, Friday, 11 July 2008 15:00 (seventeen years ago)

I agree with Shakey: Wiest is the best thing in Scissorhands.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Friday, 11 July 2008 15:01 (seventeen years ago)

When Batman Forever came out, the "dark" Batman had been the predominant one for about 10-20 years.

not 20 years....there had been the two burton films, which were kind of dark, and the comics after the Dark Knight (including Alan Moore's Killing Joke), but there had been 30 years of light comics, the tv series, the cartoon.....

akm, Friday, 11 July 2008 15:02 (seventeen years ago)

i quite enjoyed Planet Of The Apes - don't get the hate

blueski, Friday, 11 July 2008 15:03 (seventeen years ago)

i'd forgotten that burton was behind ed wood and mars attacks.

Jordan, Friday, 11 July 2008 15:03 (seventeen years ago)

i agree with uncle tuomas, dark batman is more played out at this point. i didn't give a chance when it came out, but after watching a bunch of youtube clips recently (i think there was a thread?) i was like "this shit's hilarious!".

Jordan, Friday, 11 July 2008 15:05 (seventeen years ago)

Shakey, I dunno, I remember Wiest just coming off like a harpy.

?? She brings Edward home cuz she's worried that he's all alone with no one to take care of him, she tries to integrate him into her family, she defends him when everyone else turns against him... she's totally the idealized Avon Lady, all sweetness and light and naivete, except its genuine.

Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 11 July 2008 15:06 (seventeen years ago)

"Ed Wood" for me, but I still think Depp almost ruins it.

Painfully OTM

Tom D., Thursday, 24 July 2008 15:32 (seventeen years ago)

Wow, so close to an upset I could really endorse.

Eric H., Thursday, 24 July 2008 15:59 (seventeen years ago)

It really really really bugs me that he just can't deal with original material - almost everything he does is a shitty remake done in "the Tim Burton style". so boring.

Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 24 July 2008 16:03 (seventeen years ago)

like I don't even need to see this Alice in Wonderland (or C&C Shit Factory, or Planet of the Chimpwives, or Sweeney Todd) because I can already picture exactly what it will look and sound like.

Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 24 July 2008 16:04 (seventeen years ago)

Oh good, the world needs another goth Alice in Wonderland.

Noodle Vague, Thursday, 24 July 2008 16:13 (seventeen years ago)

there are so many versions already (and none of them really hit it out of the park - altho each has their moments I guess)

Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 24 July 2008 16:17 (seventeen years ago)

Nothing can compare to the wonder that is American McGee's Alice.

HI DERE, Thursday, 24 July 2008 16:19 (seventeen years ago)

This is the only film version you need

Noodle Vague, Thursday, 24 July 2008 16:19 (seventeen years ago)

xpost lol Dan I was specifically thinking of that load of old bollocks when I said another goth Alice.

Noodle Vague, Thursday, 24 July 2008 16:19 (seventeen years ago)

hahaha

HI DERE, Thursday, 24 July 2008 16:20 (seventeen years ago)

http://media.monstersandcritics.com/articles/1185027/article_images/sammydavisjr.asthecaterpillar.jpg

Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 24 July 2008 16:25 (seventeen years ago)

^^^Sammy Davis Jr

Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 24 July 2008 16:25 (seventeen years ago)

That is the only Alice in Wonderland you need. The one with Carol Channing.

Eric H., Thursday, 24 July 2008 16:28 (seventeen years ago)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=DrjIVhIeGnw

Eric H., Thursday, 24 July 2008 16:29 (seventeen years ago)

She was FUCKING DEMENTED in that. That whole psycho song about jam... yikes.

XPOST HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HI DERE, Thursday, 24 July 2008 16:32 (seventeen years ago)

I think there was an X-rated musical one in the '70s.

Dr Morbius, Thursday, 24 July 2008 16:33 (seventeen years ago)

I have seen it - its pretty softcore, fun for what it is

Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 24 July 2008 16:34 (seventeen years ago)

I like Carol Channing fine but for fuck's sake that Alice is HORRIBLE.

Noodle Vague, Thursday, 24 July 2008 16:36 (seventeen years ago)

The girl I mean, haven't seen the film.

Noodle Vague, Thursday, 24 July 2008 16:36 (seventeen years ago)

I remember there were NYC RADIO ads for the porn musical back then! Imagine that happening under our New Puritanism...

Dr Morbius, Thursday, 24 July 2008 16:37 (seventeen years ago)

two years pass...

I don't remember this poll happening, but I'm pleased ILX chose the correct winner.

A brownish area with points (chap), Monday, 27 December 2010 18:19 (fifteen years ago)

Would've had Scissorhands higher, it's certainly better than Batman and Mars Attacks.

A brownish area with points (chap), Monday, 27 December 2010 18:20 (fifteen years ago)

was just thinking that, looking again.

all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Monday, 27 December 2010 18:23 (fifteen years ago)

Never seen Ed Wood. I think I would have had to vote Scissorhands. I have a real soft spot for that movie.

ENBB, Monday, 27 December 2010 18:30 (fifteen years ago)

earning myself 22 sb's, but i dunno would i have it in his top 3. depp is very very good in it though.

sleepy hollow his most complete effort imo

all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Monday, 27 December 2010 18:32 (fifteen years ago)

Listen to your internet peers and watch Ed Wood.

xpost

A brownish area with points (chap), Monday, 27 December 2010 18:32 (fifteen years ago)

I'd say EW and ES are his most emotionally engaged films by far.

A brownish area with points (chap), Monday, 27 December 2010 18:33 (fifteen years ago)

I also love Beetlejuice which I've seen at least 20 times. I feel like it was always on TV when I was a kid.

ps - this was a friend's Halloween costume last year:

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs031.snc4/33905_1557193062224_1607181715_1322990_1484390_n.jpg

ENBB, Monday, 27 December 2010 18:43 (fifteen years ago)

sorry to ruin ur internet peers line chap :(

yeah, i'd agree with you on 'emotionally engaged' but for me personally that's an area where he tends to go a little over the top if not reined in sometimes, so the bit of edge that SH retained keeps me happy

all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Monday, 27 December 2010 18:44 (fifteen years ago)

9 is a pretty good Burton film

486.52 (CaptainLorax), Monday, 27 December 2010 18:52 (fifteen years ago)

he didn't do anything with that but produce it. also, I think you are the only person who ever saw it.

akm, Monday, 27 December 2010 19:03 (fifteen years ago)

i saw it and it's brilliant

all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Monday, 27 December 2010 19:04 (fifteen years ago)

but yeah, not a 'burton' movie.

all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Monday, 27 December 2010 19:04 (fifteen years ago)

Oh, I got it for xmas and saw Burton written on the cover. I couldn't remember if he had wrote it or not.

486.52 (CaptainLorax), Monday, 27 December 2010 19:07 (fifteen years ago)

Oh shit yeah, 9 was awesome, although it ended on a corny note.

kkvgz, Monday, 27 December 2010 20:33 (fifteen years ago)

sleepy hollow.

i really like edward, batman 1/2 and mars attack

moullet, Monday, 27 December 2010 20:57 (fifteen years ago)

my mom took me to see Ed Wood when it came out. i was 9 years old and was very excited since it was rated R. i loved it.

ive never thought of myself as a tim Burton fan but thinking back on it, it's funny how many of his movies ive seen and loved (especially when I was a kid) - loved Nightmare & Beetlejuice, saw Batman Returns when it came out too, was 7 years old, loved it, Pfeifer in patent leather likely a formative influence on my burgeoning sexuality, probably the second best live action Batmovie... the first batman is horrible (love how he turned bats into a literal serial murderer though)

mars attacks was prob where it all started to fall apart... loved it at the time (& havent seen it since) but all the seeds for the 'wacky' Alice in Wonderland were sown there... Sleepy Hollow had amazing set design and a spooky Chris Walken but not much else going for it... Planet of the Apes was str8 up horrible aside from some great costuming and makeup, i skipped everything else by him this decade until a date dragged me to Alice... im sure i'll never intentionally see one of this guy's movies again... i promise you his Dark Shadows movie will be agonizing, someone needs to euthanize Johnny Depp

ೋ*¨*ೋALWAYz A F4RT3R ♥ 24/7/365ೋ*¨*ೋ (Princess TamTam), Monday, 27 December 2010 21:21 (fifteen years ago)

i do sorta wish his nic cage superman movie happened

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvhMejIcD9o

http://mydisguises.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/superman-lives-concept-art-3.jpg

ೋ*¨*ೋALWAYz A F4RT3R ♥ 24/7/365ೋ*¨*ೋ (Princess TamTam), Monday, 27 December 2010 21:22 (fifteen years ago)

jesus that picture at the bottom is just horrifying

akm, Monday, 27 December 2010 21:33 (fifteen years ago)

ikr, it looks like a final happy snap before some drunk cannibalism.

complimentary browse of the Daily Mail (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 27 December 2010 21:36 (fifteen years ago)

I thought his movies were lame and bad and boring when I saw them as a kid for some reason but then again I loved the mortal kombat movie and shit as a kid
but I saw ed wood and uh some other movie he did I forget oh it was beetlejuice recently and both were pretty awesome

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Monday, 27 December 2010 21:44 (fifteen years ago)

I think I saw mortal kombat 3 on tv a year ago when I was drunk at like 3 am or something I watched the whole thing it was like one long expensive episode of the power rangers holy shit what do we all do with our lives

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Monday, 27 December 2010 21:45 (fifteen years ago)

now the song is stuck in my head

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Monday, 27 December 2010 21:45 (fifteen years ago)

Was thinking about this this afternoon. My top three would be Bettlejuice, Scissorhands, and Nightmare b4 Christmas which I try to watch every year but now I feel like I really need to see Ed Wood.

ENBB, Monday, 27 December 2010 22:34 (fifteen years ago)

Actually pretty surprised at the lack of love before Nightmare. It's really good!

ENBB, Monday, 27 December 2010 22:35 (fifteen years ago)

wow - I just reread that. Lack of love "for" "Nightmare Before" obv. I just woke up and apparently can't type while still 1/2 asleep.

ENBB, Monday, 27 December 2010 22:45 (fifteen years ago)

I've always found Nightmare Before a tad overrated, mainly because of goth girls at my sixth form going on about it endlessly.

A brownish area with points (chap), Tuesday, 28 December 2010 01:05 (fifteen years ago)

yeah but we are approaching an age where the Nightmare Before fad is ending
popularity aside, the night mare has amazing artwork/detail/yada yada, it should have got more points

486.52 (CaptainLorax), Tuesday, 28 December 2010 01:13 (fifteen years ago)

jesus that picture at the bottom is just horrifying

Coppola looks like an extra from the Walking Dead in that picture.

THX THO... (Nicole), Tuesday, 28 December 2010 01:17 (fifteen years ago)

You guys know about the unmade Beetlejuice sequel set in Hawaii, right?

舔我的阳物 (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 12:36 (fifteen years ago)


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