thread of anticipating MAX PAYNE THE MOVIE like a rusty nail waiting on the hammer

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BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 12 July 2008 02:49 (seventeen years ago)

I played through this entire game the day I bought it. I loved the shit out of its ridiculousness. Never played the sequels (though I'd like to), but if this keeps the violence & tongue-in-cheek noir writing of the game I think I might enjoy it more than Wanted.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 12 July 2008 02:51 (seventeen years ago)

the section where you've been dosed with some EVIL HALLUCINOGEN and have to run through the house trying to save your kids (?) is genuinely scary as fuck

milo z, Saturday, 12 July 2008 03:21 (seventeen years ago)

you gotta play the 2nd one, man

rockapads, Saturday, 12 July 2008 03:22 (seventeen years ago)

the section where you've been dosed with some EVIL HALLUCINOGEN and have to run through the house trying to save your kids (?) is genuinely scary as fuck

-- milo z, Saturday, July 12, 2008 3:21 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

yeah totally when you're on like the third go-round and it gets meta i lol'd but then you go on like the nightmare house journey and walk on the blood over the void and i was like uhhhhh

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 12 July 2008 03:25 (seventeen years ago)

Ha this was the last thing I did on my laptop before going linux and ruining myself for computer games forever

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 12 July 2008 03:29 (seventeen years ago)

as much as i like the games

is a movie REALLY necessary? (ah, no)

the sir weeze, Saturday, 12 July 2008 03:31 (seventeen years ago)

no not in the least

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 12 July 2008 03:34 (seventeen years ago)

sir weeze kinda OTM but I'm probably going to watch this anyhow just to see how much Toronto geography I can spot under the layers of CGI. Worst reason to watch a movie ever.

Sean Carruthers, Saturday, 12 July 2008 16:30 (seventeen years ago)

three months pass...

trailers are making me unreasonably and inexcusably want to see this.

tipsy mothra, Friday, 17 October 2008 03:58 (seventeen years ago)

wtf is with the gargoyle demons or whatever

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 17 October 2008 04:01 (seventeen years ago)

The posters here say "this year's Sin City!".

er... what?

Trayce, Friday, 17 October 2008 04:04 (seventeen years ago)

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1382/1376887590_2a3996f613.jpg?v=0

circa1916, Friday, 17 October 2008 09:05 (seventeen years ago)

three months pass...

the preview looked so awesome... the movie sucked so bad :(

just1n3, Sunday, 25 January 2009 21:51 (seventeen years ago)

it was just so... boring.

just1n3, Sunday, 25 January 2009 21:52 (seventeen years ago)


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