Go West hanged 1,000 times in tragic Mugabe statement mix-up
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These guys are heroes. This was a public service announcement.
― Noodle Vague, Monday, 14 July 2008 08:08 (seventeen years ago)
Brown: 42 is a number I have pulled out of my arse
― Noodle Vague, Monday, 14 July 2008 08:09 (seventeen years ago)
Shami Chakrabarti: Publicity is a fundamental human right
Liberty director Shami Chakrabarti has criticised what she describes as the alarming erosion of her right to publicity. "I am deeply shocked by your failure to print any gushing profile of me whatsoever since yesterday," she wrote in a letter to newspaper editors today. "I look forward to your written apology, as does my publicist," she added.
― Billy Dods, Monday, 14 July 2008 08:55 (seventeen years ago)
I feel this should by all rights be funnier than it actually is - the idea is great but it comes off as a Gawker Media version of Private Eye.
― Matt DC, Monday, 14 July 2008 09:02 (seventeen years ago)
David Cameron: 'Give me one good reason why you can't just move to Notting Hill, you fat bastards' Nelson Mandela: 'I wish Annie Lennox wasn't playing, she's shit'
These are hilarious though.
― Matt DC, Monday, 14 July 2008 09:04 (seventeen years ago)
Yeah the headline zings are what it's all about, really.
― Noodle Vague, Monday, 14 July 2008 09:31 (seventeen years ago)