BEST LAW & ORDER DETECTIVE TEAM

<3 Benson

this is really "logan, curtis or green, who do you like most out of those?"

^^^^^^^^^^^this.

How do you NOT include Jerry Orbach?

DZUNDZA ALL THE WAY

How do you NOT include Jerry Orbach?

He was never partnered with MY SEXY CELEBRITY GIRLFRIEND

Are you serious, Dan? Dude. Brisco OWNS this poll.

Elliot Stabler (Christopher Meloni) & Olivia Benson (Mariska Hargitay)

i got much love for briscoe but i think im going to vote for goren & eames

tho stabler & benson is a great team as well

Are you serious, Dan? Dude. Brisco OWNS this poll.

Benson OWNS my heart. You can have your wrinkly prune love; I won't judge you.

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Stabler/Benson in a walk.

Much love to Lennie, though!

dzundza is the indie pick

No, the "indie" pick is the female detective on SVU that was replaced by Fin.

Have you people no SHAME!?!?!?!?!

The episode where Briscoe and McCoy get hammered at the bar breaks my heart every time I think about it.

Have you no LIBIDO?!?!?!?!?

it's only really briscoe & green seasons they show over here :(

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BEST DETECTIVE EVER

http://www.christopher-meloni.com/wordsfromchris.html

hahahahaha

Are you Mariska's son godfather?

meloni no they chose the Pope over me...bad pick, but they get a lifetime of free vatican tours

I heart Mariska too, and as is well known she is also deeply in love with me, but any answer other than "Briscoe & Logan" is some bullshit here

voted briscoe & green, chris noth is annoying

Noth is annoying without Briscoe but works well with him and the exit-Logan episode is classic

Really no doubt about Mariska's hottness, but Briscoe and Green got my vote.

annabella sciorra left off! not that i would have voted for her...

i thought she was great (!!) actually (as well as being hot)

she is gorgeous, but no one can top goran/eames for ci pairs.

I almost made a really terrible poll about "best L&O pairs"

Lennie Briscoe (Jerry Orbach) & Mike Logan (Chris Noth) all the way! You people are all drunk. Only possible other exception is whatshisface & Noth as pictured above - but I love me some Orbach.

ja briscoe pretty much wins everything.

If only Briscoe had been teamed with Benson, it would be wins for everyone.

I almost made a really terrible poll about "best L&O pairs"

-- HI DERE, Monday, July 14, 2008 11:28 AM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

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Lennie Briscoe (Jerry Orbach) & Ed Green (Jesse L. Martin)

^ best answer

John Munch (Richard Belzer) & Odafin Tutuola (Ice-T)

^ most entertaining answer

I too have tons of love for Orbach but as a pair Stabler and Benson get my vote for best and hottest.

i would like to start a companion poll: in what role is it weirder seeing christoper meloni not being det. elliot stabler: nude as an inmate in Oz, humping a refrigerator in Wet Hot American Summer or playing the creepy trucker guy in Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle

http://blogs.citypages.com/amadzine/images/cophater4.jpg

...Just sayin'

Ed Green (Jesse L. Martin) & Cyrus Lupo (Jeremy Sisto)
haha, had no idea his name was Cyrus Lupo! I call him Detective Billy Chenowith.

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I like my law and order shows to come with as little district attorneying as possible and as much lunatic conspiracy as can fit in an hour

^^ yeah i mean if were choosing shows CI is probably my least favorite but goren is such a nutjob that i had to vote for him

plus i think i want to do it with eames

i remember liking sorvino and logan, too

i got much love for briscoe but i think im going to vote for goren & eames

this! eames is an underrated character, i think.

she gets some good lines! they give her the archetypical 'lenny lines' i think

If only Briscoe had been teamed with Benson, it would be wins for everyone.

Actually I can't vote for anything that doesn't have Green in there -- going for the classic heyday of Briscoe / Green.

The "indie" vote would clearly be Noth and his Staten Island partner from the L&O "movie."

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I like my law and order shows to come with as little district attorneying as possible and as much lunatic conspiracy as can fit in an hour

^

BRISCOE & LOGAN by billiunz and billiunz

this! eames is an underrated character, i think.

-- get bent, Monday, July 14, 2008 1:51 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

she gets some good lines! they give her the archetypical 'lenny lines' i think

-- goole, Monday, July 14, 2008 1:53 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

^^ ya i def agree, shes like the cynical watson to eames's bizarre holmes

judith light!

voted Goren & Eames of course.

Also a big fan of Logan/Wheeler and (while it lasted) Green/Lupo.

watching goren and eames take down the mob right now

they take the mob down with such brilliance and make it look so easy

did they get the mob in the interrogation room or did they have to get in the mob's face at the mob's home office

Goren and Eames can take down the entire mob, Logan can semi-accidentally take down the entire mob (in the movie), and yet poor ADA Borgia gets taken out by a simple drug ring and a dicey contract renegotiation

goren and eames confronted the mob in the mob's basement surrounded by the mob's friends

i think one of goren's many tics is the fact that he cant solve a case unless he confronts the murderer in front of the murderer's friends and pushes and prods him until he cracks

A young wife's body is found after what seems to be an erotic asphyxiation accident. Detectives Benson and Stabler follow her link to a male stripper (played by Pete Starrett). He reveals their link was that he was recently gang raped by her and her two female lawyer friends, Amelia Chase (played by Diane Neal) and Pam Adler (played by Paige Turco) after the three women handcuffed him to a bed during a bachelorette party. ADA Cabot follows People v. Liberta (1984) and sues the women for this non statutory female on male rape. The investigation of one of the women, Pam Adler, then reveals the suicide was in fact a murder, as the victim planned to come clean and expose her fellow rapists.

Diane Neal, who played one of the female lawyer friends (Amelia Chase) would later on replace ADA Alexandra Cabot as ADA Casey Novak in Season 5.

shd do a poll of all the l&o actors who were one-shots on the show before becoming regulars

what would happen if i voted for belzer & ice

there is a whole site called 'repeat offenders' but i don't know if they go into regulars.
xpost

has any other L&O team busted stephen colbert for trying to defraud the memory of some dude who was up for sainthood or whatever the fuck went on in that episode

are you saying that because shes a lesbian?

Classic.

Brisco/Green for classic times. And as much as I would like to nail Eames or Benson, I wouldn't admit it publically.

It's weird going back to see that old episode with Diane Neal (also that original L&O with Julianne Nicholson!) but you should see Neal in that awful Dracula straight-to-video movie with Jason Scott Lee... and by "should" I mean "never".

milena govich played a tattooed bartender sometime before her run

Briscoe/Green v Goren/Eames

dilemma

<Head explodes>

favorite recurring character
PROFACI

Benson and Stabler are really annoying.

If by "annoying" you mean "awesome", I agree.

Benson/Stabler '08

^NO.
I went for Goren and Eames because FRANKLY MOST OF YOUR OTHER CHOICES WERE HIGHLY SUSPECT. Anyways it would have been Briscoe and Green but I'm Goren's wife and I must be loyal to my husband. He's not mental, he's just different.
Benson is not hot anymore. There I said it. But Stabler still is and so is Wheeler.

after careful thought and a night of sleep, this can only be briscoe/green. it's a tough choice but the right choice.

stabler & benson bring the (awesome) drama. also, she hot.
but briscoe/ green, that's some mt rushmore shit

Benson and Stabler have been kind of lame the past couple of years, the writing has fallen off dramatically.

I feel like poor Curtis is getting the shaft here, but even I couldn't bring myself to vote for him.

i always liked curtis

the episode where his wife has MS is on right now

benson and stabler are awesome unintentional lols. their shit is about as dramatic as this: http://youtube.com/watch?v=JANGFLIYH0o

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

i think i actually decided i totally hate benson/stabler as a team and as individual characters but i think that might be because svu has sucked for most of its existence now.

haha, had no idea his name was Cyrus Lupo! I call him Detective Billy Chenowith.

lol, I have no idea why I even opened this thread since I've never seen a single episode of L&O -- I also learned that Chris Noth is known for something besides SATC.

yeah i think most straight men know chris noth for trading quips with orbach on l&o and most women and gay dudes know him from satc.

probably generalizing a little there though

nah id say thats 100% accurate

I've seen about as much of SATC as I have of L&O -- maybe I'm just around more people that talk about it.

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Hm. Jesse Martin's getting screwed by not having a good partner, it appears.

benson and stabler are awesome unintentional lols. their shit is about as dramatic as this: http://youtube.com/watch?v=JANGFLIYH0o

-- omar little, Tuesday, July 15, 2008 6:28 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

lol and otm

Phil Cerreta (Paul Sorvino) & Mike Logan (Chris Noth) 1
Max Greevey (George Dzundza) & Mike Logan (Chris Noth) 0

Cerreta over Greevey? Come the fuck on.

John Munch (Richard Belzer) & Odafin Tutuola (Ice-T) 5

ha

I could've predicted a nice distribution for the top 4, but wow, Munch/Tutuola? Curtis?! I guess the remains are just weak...

Munch and Fin are entertaining for what they are worth. I think they make a good partnership.

Just heard Jeff Goldblum is going to replace Chris Noth next year on CI. Should be interesting.

I'm not looking forward to it, especially remembering Raines from last year...

Raines was awful. But I don't watch the Noth episodes of CI anyway.

greevey/logan have the best talking-through-the-case-on-the-street scenes. writing must have been better then.

God, I hate Benson.

milena govich is soooo pouty

Learning about bad New York by watching this.

I guess this is the best place to post this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuYkLS04IjU