Worst member of the current Brown Cabinet

I know it's a cliche but Jack Straw always takes some beating. Or I would be happier if he did take one.

Harman tho! And Ruth Kelly!! And lol Shaun Woodward!!! Not to mention horny-handed son of toil man of the people ueber-Trot Alan Johnson!!!!

Ach, I need to think about this one for a little while.

Woodward.

Thing is with Woodward, he's never made any bones about being a Tory crunt. He is the least stealthy stealth Tory there, and on those grounds I can't bring myself to give him this coveted award.

Uhhhh, Blears?

http://heady.co.uk/rm/hazel_blears_harriet_harman.jpg

^wait what

'musing

I have a lot of residual unreasonable hate for Johnson mainly cos he still tries to rock that token prole schtick whilst guzzling at the Blairite teat.

Hutton for his stupid "envy" speech. Yes, poor scum, it's your fault you can't afford to pay utility bills whose costs have been artificially elevated to subsidise the lifestyles of electricity and gas company shareholders, starve your cat to death to make it more competitive, &c.

Oh god yeah forgot that magical moment where they threw the mask away altogether and cackled like Ming the Merciless for 20 minutes.

Blears is the vilest. A dangerous, inhuman being.

Good McClaren illustration, I have to admit.

Thing about Woodward is that the only time he made it anywhere near the Conservative frontbench was back in the Hague days when they were Lol Tories. It makes me wonder what the hell the rationale is for selecting Cabinet ministers these days, whether they've run out of candidates who won't rock the boat, or whether they're just trolling.

Ah Hutton, that's the other one I was trying to think of. Also Geoff Hoon FFS.

I suspect a straight voting-record check would be unilluminating here, so we need to define the clear blue water that separates these wonderful men and women.

Jacqui Smith does a nice line in patronising primary school headmistress talking down to people.

What's so bad about Blears, relative to the rest of them? I haven't been paying attention.

I find it very hard to vote for anyone but Kelly in this list, has she every managed to implement a policy in her entire time in government?

Surprised there's not more support for Ruth "Bring Back the Inquisition" Kelly.

oops there ya go

It's never a good idea to put a Guardian Proper Trained Journalist into any government.

also with Blears, it's the Worzel factor. Not to mention supporting hospital closures and then campaigning against the closure of her local hospital.

I'm gonna vote for Johnson tho, to avoid accusations of misogyny.

And because he's a bloated purple cock.

You should go for Miliband because he's just a thin blue line of Dermot O'Leary NOTHING.

Hoon would have won if they let him on TV as much as they used to

Darling would win if he still had the Pepe le Pew hair/beard thing going on.

I've just had an awesome vision of a cartoon where Gordon Brown is Pepe and Darling is that cat that gets the accidental paint strip in the first scene, and Brown's skipping after him up and down Downing Street.

A bit like when Sarkozy met Brown?

Brown gives off a really strong Pepe le Pew vibe.

Anonymous sources claimed today.

George Baker as Number 2 in The Prisoner is the spitting image of GB:

http://www.theunmutual.co.uk/images/Captions/auctiongeorgebaker.jpg

But Number 2 was a sinister figurehead who, although a complete bastard dedicated to making Number 6's life miserable, may ultimately have been in thrall to unseen oh wait

Had no idea John Denham was even in the Cabinet. He's actually pretty solid. I'd have him as the next prime minister.

The one after Cameron you mean?

# Has never voted on a transparent Parliament. votes, speeches
# Voted moderately for introducing a smoking ban. votes, speeches
# Voted strongly for introducing ID cards. votes, speeches
# Voted very strongly for introducing foundation hospitals. votes, speeches
# Voted strongly for introducing student top-up fees. votes, speeches
# Voted very strongly for Labour's anti-terrorism laws. votes, speeches
# Voted moderately against the Iraq war. votes, speeches
# Voted very strongly against an investigation into the Iraq war. votes, speeches
# Voted very strongly for replacing Trident. votes, speeches
# Voted strongly for the hunting ban. votes, speeches

Yeah, stand-up guy.

^Lolz
Jack Straw has way too much contempt for his fellow Labour than is necessary for someone in Labour also Johnson is a massive shitbin. I would go for him but the Baroness is winning on names only! Harman is an insufferable maniac and I will never forget the stab vest incident so I will in this instance, vote for her.
http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00373/SNN1702SA_280_373665a.jpg <<<---I heart him. Stupid as he is.

http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601102&sid=aIwWZu1PX8cM&refer=uk
http://thestartingfive.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/earth-eating-its-young.jpg
I change my mind, Hutton it is.

Hutton reminds me of a bloke who's turned up late for Parliament and doesn't realise what party he's in.

In 2000, Straw turned down an asylum request from a man fleeing Saddam Hussein's regime, stating "we have faith in the integrity of the Iraqi judicial process and that you should have no concerns if you haven’t done anything wrong."

^^^ New race leader

never heard of half of these people :/

Miliband until he tells us just what the fuck that is above his upper lip.

I think it's Peter Mandelson.

http://www.the-spine.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/balls.jpg

Do you think people just go around calling him 'Balls' all day? Like "Hey Baaaalllllsssss, what are your views on American football? Do you think its just BAAAAAALLLLSSS?'
I hope so.
Miliband until he tells us just what the fuck that is above his upper lip.

-- King Boy Pato, Tuesday, 15 July 2008 12:02 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

I think it's Peter Mandelson.

-- Dingbod Kesterson, Tuesday, 15 July 2008 12:08 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link
ROFFLE!

PM Balls would be a top MC name tho.

got a dual cameo from hutton and kelly on the london news tonight :(

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