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Poll Results
| Option | Votes |
| Gilmore Girl’s (2000-2007) Booksmart kid, flakey mom. Employs Dawsonesque verbosity to inflate viewer egos. Interferring | 5 |
| The O.C. (2003-2007) Best show ever made. Rich teens in California. Employs Dawsonian strategy of casting a not great lo | 4 |
| Dallas (1978-2001) Money, Oil, Texas, who shot JR? and holy shit that whole season was a dream?!? | 3 |
| Other | 2 |
| My So-Called Life (1994-1995) Red hair almost makes you cool in 1994. | 2 |
| Beverly Hills 90210 (1990-2000) Heroin finally makes an appearance in a lead cast member of a prime time teen drama to p | 2 |
| Dawson’s Creek (1998-2003) Ugh these people aren’t rich at all. Primary theme: High speed verbal diarrhea + pained facia | 1 |
| Melrose Place (1992-1999) BH90210 spinoff. West Coast 20-somethings, too hip to admit they’re rich, fucking their neighb | 1 |
| Models Inc (1994-1995) Melrose place spinoff with a cute alcoholic chick. “Prêt-à-Porter” smashes “Co-ed Call Girl”? | 1 |
| Baywatch Hawaii (1999-2001) Min 18 boob shot per ep. | 0 |
| Titans (2000-2000) Dallas meets Wings. | 0 |
| Falcon Crest (1981-1990) Rich people wine wars in the vineyards outside SF, CA. | 0 |
| Spyder Games (2001-2001) MTV Soap about rich video game owners wearing secondary colors in some fake town. | 0 |
| Pasadena (2001-2002) One season wonder starring Dana Delaney as a rich Pasadena resident trying to find out about someon | 0 |
| Knots Landing (1979-1993) Rich people in Cali related to those rich people in Dallas. The show where we all learned to h | 0 |
| One Tree Hill (2003-Present) Something about angry basketball. Someone might be pregnant. Male lead squints a lot. | 0 |
| Summerland (2004-2005) Flakey Californians raise orphaned Kansans | 0 |
| North Shore (2004-2005) Rich and famous visit Hawaiian hotel where the staff are doing each other. See: Love Boat. | 0 |
| Life As We Know It (2004-2005) Three guys and Kelly Osbourne. | 0 |
| Desperate Housewives (2004 - Present) Cougar machinations | 0 |
| Gossip Girl (2007 – Present) :D | 0 |
| Baywatch (1989-1999) Min 18 boob shots per ep. | 0 |
| Felicity (1998-2002) Lead cuts hair, show is cancelled. She might be at NYU. | 0 |
| 2000 Malibu Road (1992-1992) Catfights in a beach house | 0 |
| The Colbys (1985-1987) Dynasty spinoff with twice the budget fails in a 5th of the time. The inferior (and much frizzier | 0 |
| Party of Five (1994-2000) Five boring idiots whining 24/7 about their lives as orphans and/or virgins. Most intriguing c | 0 |
| The Monroes (1995-1995) Kennedyesque family attempt Kennedyesque antics. | 0 |
| Central Park West (1995-1996) Non-Manhattanite deals with Manhattanites while working at magazine. | 0 |
| Baywatch Nights (1995-1997) Min 18 boob shots per ep. | 0 |
| Relativity (1996-1997) Girl and guy with annoying families have sex in Italy then try again in the US. | 0 |
| Malibu Shores (1996-1997) The valley comes to Malibu. Ew! | 0 |
| Savannah (1996-1997) Two rich chicks and the maid’s daughter | 0 |
| Dynasty (1981-1989) More richies but this time in Denver, Co where the exterior is mirrored and the interior fur-lined. | 0 |
| Significant Others (1998-1998) Jennifer Garner and friends realize they are no longer teenagers. Oh and there was someon | 0 |
| Hyperion Bay (1998-1999) Carmen Electra near a bay of some sort. | 0 |
| Four Corners (1998-1998) See: Monroes. | 0 |
― sunny successor, Tuesday, 15 July 2008 20:19 (seventeen years ago)
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