Irony is not dead:
Police: 'Greatest Dad' shirt worn to sex meeting NOVI, Mich. - A 33-year-old Michigan man is accused of wearing a "World's Greatest Dad" shirt to a meeting for sex with what he thought was a 14-year-old girl. ADVERTISEMENT Daniel Allen Everett of Clarkston was arraigned Tuesday in Novi (NOE'-veye) on charges of child sexual abuse and using the Internet to attempt child sexual abuse.A jail official says it isn't known whether Everett has a lawyer.A spokesman for Attorney General Mike Cox could not confirm whether Everett has children. But Cox says in a statement that the arrest is a reminder that "a parent can pose a threat to our children."Magistrate Andra Dudley set Everett's bond at $50,000.
NOVI, Mich. - A 33-year-old Michigan man is accused of wearing a "World's Greatest Dad" shirt to a meeting for sex with what he thought was a 14-year-old girl.
ADVERTISEMENT Daniel Allen Everett of Clarkston was arraigned Tuesday in Novi (NOE'-veye) on charges of child sexual abuse and using the Internet to attempt child sexual abuse.
A jail official says it isn't known whether Everett has a lawyer.
A spokesman for Attorney General Mike Cox could not confirm whether Everett has children. But Cox says in a statement that the arrest is a reminder that "a parent can pose a threat to our children."
Magistrate Andra Dudley set Everett's bond at $50,000.
http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20080716/capt.118ca580577d4432a98367b40b0b96de.greatest_dad_charged_ny147.jpg
― Pancakes Hackman, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 12:33 (seventeen years ago)
That's a rough 33 right there.
― wanko ergo sum, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 12:35 (seventeen years ago)
So, he's accused of wearing a shirt? The picture clearly shows that he is indeed wearing the alleged shirt.
― saudade, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 14:16 (seventeen years ago)
> That's a rough 33 right there.
Molestin' ain't easy.
― Oilyrags, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 14:46 (seventeen years ago)
ADVERTISEMENT
― Mark C, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 16:29 (seventeen years ago)
He's a WWE fan too!
― Terrible Cold, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 16:30 (seventeen years ago)
Trying to figure out what his expression is attempting to convey there
― DJ Mencap, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 16:35 (seventeen years ago)
the utter disappoint he feels that comes with the knowledge that he's not gonna fuck some 14 year old.
― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 17:18 (seventeen years ago)
"Maybe if I look enough like Vincent Price, they'll run away screaming."
― Terrible Cold, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 17:54 (seventeen years ago)
"When I arch my brows like this I look 49 instead of 63"
― wanko ergo sum, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 17:58 (seventeen years ago)
"Bus-teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed"
― Oilyrags, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 18:01 (seventeen years ago)
"i don't see how you were being anything but purposefully obtuse. obviously, i was asking how the official AIM client works on the iphone, from someone who has used it. if my sandy vagina is clouding my vision then i must be mistaken."
― DG, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 18:03 (seventeen years ago)
ok I'm laughing really hard here
― RabiesAngentleman, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 18:04 (seventeen years ago)
oh god it's terrible
― RabiesAngentleman, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 18:05 (seventeen years ago)
Can we go back to how the article says he's being accused of wearing a shit?
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 18:06 (seventeen years ago)
SHIRT god
http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/552/wgdde7.jpg
― Pancakes Hackman, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 18:14 (seventeen years ago)
Accused of wearing a shirt. Looks like an open and shut case to me. I dunno. Maybe they dressed him at the station.
― Terrible Cold, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 18:22 (seventeen years ago)
I wish more people were jailed for their t-shirts.
― Nicole, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 19:01 (seventeen years ago)
"Your honor, as this video surveillance clearly indicates, my client was in fact shirtless at the time of his arrest, and there were no shirts found in the vicinity or in his vehicle."
― Terrible Cold, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 19:07 (seventeen years ago)
...as a failed poet who frames his dumbass teen son's death by autoerotic asphyxiation as a tragic suicide.
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/08/09/movies/09itzk.html
― Indiana Morbs and the Curse of the Ivy League Chorister (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 25 August 2009 14:30 (sixteen years ago)
arrrrgh, that is -- Bobcat Goldthwait's movie starring Robin Williams...
― Indiana Morbs and the Curse of the Ivy League Chorister (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 25 August 2009 14:31 (sixteen years ago)
its a pretty bad movie
― johnny crunch, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 00:42 (sixteen years ago)
tell more?
― Indiana Morbs and the Curse of the Ivy League Chorister (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 00:42 (sixteen years ago)
wasnt funny, looked terrible, bad use of music idk i couldnt endure all these things and more for what was an ok idea/theme
― johnny crunch, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 00:49 (sixteen years ago)
this movie was really great. no i am not fucking with you, i was stunned by how much i liked it.
― First and Last and Safeways ™ (jjjusten), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 16:38 (fifteen years ago)
(NOE'-veye)
― we call him black Nev coz he's black & his names Neville (HI DERE), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 16:50 (fifteen years ago)
i am too stupid to get your joke :(
― First and Last and Safeways ™ (jjjusten), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 16:52 (fifteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mo-Y_Cuo9xE
― autotuna fish (Tape Store), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 16:53 (fifteen years ago)
FINALLY I WIN
― we call him black Nev coz he's black & his names Neville (HI DERE), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 16:53 (fifteen years ago)
oh hah there it is in the first post i am an idiot
― First and Last and Safeways ™ (jjjusten), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 16:53 (fifteen years ago)
(I guess you didn't read the first post on this thread, John? All I was doing was reposting a completely spurious detail from it, because the idea that the pronounciation of "Novi" was a critical piece of information to the original lol-rape-irony-oh-wait-yikes story is odd and humorous.)
xp: lol
― we call him black Nev coz he's black & his names Neville (HI DERE), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 16:56 (fifteen years ago)
it is a critical piece of information because otherwise they would have no language to speak to the spirit tree with duh
― First and Last and Safeways ™ (jjjusten), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 16:58 (fifteen years ago)
it took a full-time linguist 2 years to name that town, have some respect
jjjusten's right, this was a surprisingly great movie, how come I never heard of it? (last reel not as great as the rest but only slightly detracts)
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 21 February 2014 05:09 (twelve years ago)