A woman is not her mind or her talent or her singing: She is merely lumpy humps of genetically mandated fat and flesh.

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Now we are provided hotpants and legs and shoes inspection as the woman grotesquely admires her assets.

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/edwardiii/lumps3.jpg

http://urbansemiotic.com/2007/04/06/a-meme-of-craven-semiotics-my-lovely-lady-lumps/

Edward III, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 17:08 (seventeen years ago)

love this guy

Edward III, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 17:08 (seventeen years ago)

he has deconstructed the thorny knot of signifiers that is "my humps"

Edward III, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 17:14 (seventeen years ago)

This is the kind of thread triggerhappy mods should be deleting, tbh

The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 17:14 (seventeen years ago)

that's just a Feminist 101 reading of the song with semiotics terminology thrown in for effect

amateurist, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 17:15 (seventeen years ago)

Now the costumes change to reveal golden lumps hidden under the indicative innocence of baby blue hooker outfits. Touch the lumps. Pump up the lumps with the palms in beat with the music.

Dude, you are overthinking this...

snoball, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 17:17 (seventeen years ago)

it's the flat tone married to the disapproving stance that gets me

The true dyad of this Craven Semiotic Meme is finally revealed: The pimp and the whore.

Edward III, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 17:18 (seventeen years ago)

now that is a suckass blog

goole, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 17:19 (seventeen years ago)

he's like lacan wedged in jerry falwell's ass

Edward III, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 17:20 (seventeen years ago)

It's like saying that Baccara's "Yes Sir, I Can Boogie" isn't about dancing. Yes, we know already...

snoball, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 17:20 (seventeen years ago)

I don't know why it's amusing me so much

Edward III, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 17:20 (seventeen years ago)

slow news day I guess

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/edwardiii/im_bored.gif

Edward III, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 17:21 (seventeen years ago)

listen man y u gotta state the obvious when u get past her ET face her doodoomaker got it goin onnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Pooping Christ, Thursday, 17 July 2008 03:37 (seventeen years ago)

^^^ POSTER OF THE YEAR

Noodle Vague, Thursday, 17 July 2008 11:14 (seventeen years ago)

I don't know who the woman in those pictures is, but she does look awfully attractive in some of them.

I don't know why the article repeatedly uses the word 'craven'. Maybe he's thinking of John Craven?

the pinefox, Thursday, 17 July 2008 11:40 (seventeen years ago)

Or Beverley Craven?

Matt DC, Thursday, 17 July 2008 11:41 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18fUkRuKXYc

Noodle Vague, Thursday, 17 July 2008 11:42 (seventeen years ago)


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