pet farts

suuuure, blame it on the dog

it's a cat, and fuck me sideways.

I do not remember feeding her nothing but dark beer and indian food for the last month. I think I'd remember that. She has some kinda side deal worked out.

I thought this thread would be about keeping farts in jars, naming them, and taking them around with you.

you can start that one.

Leave pizza toppings out of it.

Okay, well we had some building work done recently, and the builder was due to come and collect the cheque...so when he knocked on the door the dog went crazy, and totally farted the most noxious fart ever...I opened the door anyway, and went and got the guys cheque...I'm sure I heard him exclaim something in Romanian, and he looked a bit ill when I got back. After he'd gone, I called the dog a "farty bastard". The end.

I love the squishfaced dogs like bullies and boxers and pugs and stuff, but something about their breeding results in Sarin producing glands in the hind-parts.

Does that possibly have to do with their weird breathing issues? They're constantly sucking -- and probably swallowing -- a lot of air.

Maybe. Mine is a heavy lil' stinker too.

I've never known a cat to fart.

I use to refer to my bulldog as "Fart Maquina"

there is an awesome dayglo abortions song about this subject.

My cats occasionally fart.

Pet Farts 2005

not one but two threads about pet farts: reasons why I love ILX #235213461

My kitten used to fart but he stopped once he grew up. It was vile when he did it.

Saw my cat fart once. He was settling down to take a nap and right while I was looking at him he ripped one. He stopped mid-crouch and gave me the most horrified look like 'what have you done to my bum?'

My son last night at bed time: "Aw....AWW! I think Gizmo POO'D!" I actually got down on my hands and knees with a flashlight to check, but nope, just vapor.

I have a ragdoll named Lilly. It's only happened once, but good lord I never knew something so fluffy and pretty could produced something so vile.

Henry has discovered that he can do this. great times at the jjjusten household for all.

Occasionally kitty makes a poo in the litter box that she doesn't cover up all the way, and the smell of it eventually wafts through the apartment and reaches me, and it's a distintive and very vile smell. This is how I recognize it when she farts -- same smell.

The gaseousness happens -- and I think this is kind of cute, despite the awful smell -- when she climbs into bed with me, and I scratch her ears, and she snuggles into the big pink blanket, and the poor thing just gets so twitterpated that she poots. It's horribly disgusting and adorable at the same time.

Henry only farts when he is sleeping, presumably for reasons of deniability

not plausible enough deniability. But that's hard to explain to a dog.