1. "Friend of mine broke her arm, didn't she? Gotta walk the damn alsation every day just cause I promised her." Then he started talking about how different regulatory authorities have different rules for alsation ownership.
2. CORGI registration is a rip-off and forces honest plumbers and boiler fitters to engage in corrupt practices just to make up the £2k expenditure
3. "I honestly believe that Nigeria will be the world's most powerful country within five years. I pray to god for that and that alone."
― The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Thursday, 17 July 2008 16:49 (seventeen years ago)