anyone else get distracted by knocking one off in the face of stressful work (or other stress related tasks) to do?
ive wasted too much time doing the first option over the latter this week.
― mr x, Saturday, 19 July 2008 12:13 (seventeen years ago)
"in the face"
― Jarlrmai, Saturday, 19 July 2008 12:18 (seventeen years ago)
(xpost) I hope for the sake of your colleagues' sanity that you telecommute...
― snoball, Saturday, 19 July 2008 12:21 (seventeen years ago)
i just pop out the office a lot.
― mr x, Saturday, 19 July 2008 12:22 (seventeen years ago)
"pop"
― grimly fiendish, Saturday, 19 July 2008 12:24 (seventeen years ago)
For some reason the idea that one of my colleagues is knocking on out in the next cubicle seems slightly distasteful.
― Ned Trifle II, Saturday, 19 July 2008 12:27 (seventeen years ago)
i did read something recently about how prostitutes get more business when were going through stressful times as men turn to sex when they are stressed. so i dont think i am totally alone.
although i do doubt anyone would knock one off in a cubicle.
― mr x, Saturday, 19 July 2008 12:29 (seventeen years ago)
have you ever rubbed one out at work?
― Matt DC, Saturday, 19 July 2008 12:35 (seventeen years ago)
I'm at home mostly nowadays, and if I'm frazzled about work-like things, giving ol' JT a yank is not really on my mind. I'm not in the mood. I do waste time, sure, like on ILX, or downloading various forms of entertainment, or switching over to the linux machine and doing something that I don't really know how to do and breaking everything and then trying to fix it. (Yes, I really do this instead of masturbating. I don't know why, either.) But getting all tumescent requires either a real life girl (just the one will do, thanks) or a set of circumstances that don't coincide with being in the middle of work. Like being well-fed, slightly sleepy, and bored. See, now there's a time to have one off.
― kenan, Saturday, 19 July 2008 12:45 (seventeen years ago)
Junior Tiger.
― Casuistry, Saturday, 19 July 2008 13:06 (seventeen years ago)
Justin Timberlake.
Jittery Twitch.
― Casuistry, Saturday, 19 July 2008 13:07 (seventeen years ago)
Jell-O Thermometer.
― Casuistry, Saturday, 19 July 2008 13:08 (seventeen years ago)
" various forms of entertainment"
― stevienixed, Saturday, 19 July 2008 13:20 (seventeen years ago)
kenan, sorry, but i dont believe you.
― mr x, Saturday, 19 July 2008 13:24 (seventeen years ago)
Who says they're mutually exclusive?
― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Saturday, 19 July 2008 13:39 (seventeen years ago)
Haha, I meant a toilet cubicle! I work in an open plan office.
― Ned Trifle II, Saturday, 19 July 2008 13:49 (seventeen years ago)
Yeah yeah yeah, you just realized your boss also checks ILX huh? ;-)
― stevienixed, Saturday, 19 July 2008 13:50 (seventeen years ago)
"I work in an open plan office."
could get messy. ;)
my boss prob never knocks one off ever.
and if he does i never want to know about it.
i hope no one at work knows i knock one off.
i hope they just think i have delicate bowls/bladder.
― mr x, Saturday, 19 July 2008 14:01 (seventeen years ago)
"delicate bowls"
― Jarlrmai, Saturday, 19 July 2008 14:25 (seventeen years ago)
"dispatch a restless chubby"
― Bimble Is Still More Goth Than You, Saturday, 19 July 2008 14:48 (seventeen years ago)
oops.
bowEls.
although i do have some delicate and expensive bowls too.
― mr x, Saturday, 19 July 2008 15:00 (seventeen years ago)
"come on over baby and see my beautiful, delicate and expensive bowls"
― Bimble Is Still More Goth Than You, Saturday, 19 July 2008 15:19 (seventeen years ago)
you should see my silver.
― mr x, Saturday, 19 July 2008 15:21 (seventeen years ago)
Johnny Tumonic
― Eazy, Saturday, 19 July 2008 16:33 (seventeen years ago)
kiss me intestines
― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Saturday, 19 July 2008 16:33 (seventeen years ago)
Nell Carter being teabagged by Sherman hemsley
― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Saturday, 19 July 2008 17:38 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.salon.com/2013/01/19/an_orgasm_almost_killed_me/
― 龜, Monday, 17 March 2014 10:01 (eleven years ago)
!
― how's life, Monday, 17 March 2014 13:17 (eleven years ago)
wfh
― ionjusit (P. Flick), Friday, 16 December 2022 00:33 (three years ago)
mfh
― Evan, Friday, 16 December 2022 00:54 (three years ago)
think u both saying the same thing
― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Friday, 16 December 2022 02:20 (three years ago)