There are so many ways to vary rice poll

"My man likes something unexpected now and then" - tell him to cook his own bloody rice then...

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Rice Council of America, also known as USA Rice Council, also known as USARC ("you suck"?)... $5M budget a year and "Va-rice-ity"

Instead the slogan should be "We're desperately trying to sell you rice, because there's no such thing as High Fructose Rice Syrup"

My man likes something unexpected now and then. That's why I shove a thumb up his asshole while he's sleeping.

There are so many ways to vary a thumb in the asshole you could have it every day for a year and not repeat yourself.

Have you ever tried tossing with crumbled bacon? Very painful.

oh for the days when they had to promise 49% of consumers blowjobs, and threaten the other 51% that their husbands would get bored and leave. now they have a bunch of suckass subsidies! woop woop, progress

trying to decide if tossing rice with shredded cheddar cheese would be the most disgusting thing in the world or merely inedible.

hey it could always be vomit instead of cheddar, you pick

"you could have it every day for a year and not repeat yourself" - or alternatively you could say "WTF? rice again?" for 364 days in a row.

b...b...b..but! This time I mixed it with cheddar, chives, sour cream, bacon, toasted almonds and topped the whole thing with paprika!

Well that's 63 combinations of the above six additives, plus plain rice counts as one, so you've got 64 days of the year covered - what about the other 301?

Go Condoleeza style.

Add can of black or pinto beans, cheddar cheese and some salsa.

sal-sa? Isn't that some kind of mexican dance step?

add 1 can, dog food

rice with cheddar cheese & cashews is a kickass lunch, especially if you dry-toast the cashews with a little salt & black pepper

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rice is the king of the staple foods btw, narrowly edging out wheat & potatoes

to make the best fried rice, cook rice in the afternoon, let cool, then refrigerate, covered, for 24 hours - crumble it with your hands into a bowl before frying in a small amount of oil the next day with vegetables & sauce of your liking & you will say "J0hn, by God, that was some fucking awesome fried rice, you must be the prophet"

Oryza Rex!

#1 reason I could never be a raw food purist: rice

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sal-sa? Isn't that some kind of mexican dance step?

It's a beautiful dance of flavor on my tastebuds.

you can replace about 1/3-1/2 of the water you could your rice in with salsa and it's good times

I sometimes have rice with just peas, corn and cheese with loads of pepper. With a dryish basmati it works quite well, though it still does end up a bit of a lump, but hey you've had yer fibre and veggies with no effort.

J0hn D. is ridic correct about rice. It is kind of the perfect food. Rice pudding? That weird Japanese rice-topping-egg-shrimp-seaweed sprinkles? I think I have done enough things w/rice for something different every day of year. Leftover rices is great in what I call my "Miles Davis" soup (I like to think it is freestyle genius, when in reality it's more like shepherd's pie, but a soup and no mashed spuds).

I think there have been months on end where I pretty much just ate rice. (Partly bcz poor/depressed, but it's also just reliable, satisfying yum.) And there's so many different kinds! I am pissed that it's ballooned in price, tho – 3 yrs ago it was 30¢/lb. and now it is almost a dollar/lb. *96 tears*

My roomie called me Ian McKaye bcz of my rice habits, which I never really got. Is Fugazi rly known for rice diet? Or what?

lest the joke go unmade

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