lol, names

someone named their kid SEX FRUIT?!

Great Real Names

if their last name was already Fruit, I'm not sure what kind of first name would be needed to normalize that.

But an appeals court in the state of New Mexico ruled against a man -- named Variable -- who wanted to change his name to a two-word phrase that contains a four-letter expletive and expresses opposition to censorship.

there must be someone out there called Zing

The Registrar General of Births, Deaths and Marriages said in a statement that it had rejected names including Fish and Chips, Yeah Detroit, Stallion, Twisty Poi -- a staple food in Polynesian cuisine -- and Sex Fruit.

Some parents had named children after six-cylinder Ford cars, the news agency reported.

reads as if a V8 would be acceptable

The Registrar General of Births, Deaths and Marriages said in a statement that it had rejected names including Fish and Chips, Yeah Detroit, Stallion, Twisty Poi -- a staple food in Polynesian cuisine -- and Sex Fruit.

-- and what, Thursday, July 24, 2008 2:08 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

my point is that someone WANTED to.

actually, that doesn't really count as a point.

Some parents had named children after six-cylinder Ford cars, the news agency reported

Probe?

The Ford Sex Fruit.

http://www.impawards.com/1990/posters/adventures_of_ford_fairlane_ver2.jpg

I may give one of my future children the nickname "Sex Fruit".

to forestall their future boyfriends?

I like being ahead of the curve.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/515FC8RJ18L._SL500_AA280_.jpg

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/ba/David_Dixon_as_Ford_Prefect.jpg

http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/vibrator/img/vibe-8.jpg?

or http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/vibrator/img/vibe-9.jpg?

can someone just pre-emptively tag this thread as NSFW to anticipate the inevitable?

i just know the next time i click on it there's going to be someone's dick in a watermelon or something

Not Safe For Lunch

a banana with his pants off. a mango going on a man. an apricot in happy cot. a strawberry in a bra, leering.

these are the sex fruits

the world's sexiest crime fighters ^^^^^^^^

There was a thread on here somewhere about a kid named Wolferine after the parents let his brother choose a name.

I believe the sister was called Storm.

A couple of cubes away, a co-worker was lamenting that a court took custody of a little girl legally named "Tallulah Does The Hula From Hawaii."

WOLFERINE

loving how Lex assumes Dan's kids will be attracted to men

clearly all of my daughters will be lesbians