MONTAUK MONSTER OMG OMG

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(PROLLY A SKINNED RACOON BUT STILL AIN'T THAT SHIT FREAKY!)

latebloomer, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 22:59 (seventeen years ago)

this was posted to that silly JJ Abrams movie thread

thing looks like it has a beak...? that could just be because flesh rotted away from the bone though

Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 23:01 (seventeen years ago)

Looking for a restaurant?

Michael White, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 23:02 (seventeen years ago)

yeah the "beak" is prolly just broken off jawbone

latebloomer, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 23:03 (seventeen years ago)

Oh, we used to have those things in my backyard when I was kid. Just spray some Off and they stop biting.

nabisco, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 23:15 (seventeen years ago)

OMG OMG i've been looking everywhere for a restaurant that is easy to navigate

the next grozart, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 23:22 (seventeen years ago)

SELECTED MENU'S (skinned raccoon a specialty)

blueski, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 23:23 (seventeen years ago)

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Surmounter, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 23:25 (seventeen years ago)

is that being sold on ebay?

blueski, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 23:31 (seventeen years ago)

this is viral marketing for shark week guys

uh oh I'm having a fantasy, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 23:33 (seventeen years ago)

time beast

bell_labs, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 23:49 (seventeen years ago)

You're all gonna feel real silly when it turns out that thing is the harbinger in a series of alien corpses washed up on the coast.

forksclovetofu, Thursday, 31 July 2008 03:30 (seventeen years ago)

That thing is completely freaking me out. Racoon? Yeah. I don't know. Gross.

ENBB, Thursday, 31 July 2008 03:35 (seventeen years ago)

haha that looking for a restaurant stood out to me more than the photo!

was fishing in the river mersey last night and something crazy looking rose to the surface and then vanished. Usually its just big fish but this really quite rounded and black looking. Could have been a seal we think.

Ste, Thursday, 31 July 2008 13:06 (seventeen years ago)

Uhm, what the hell is that sea monster thing?

baaderonixx, Thursday, 31 July 2008 13:09 (seventeen years ago)

Answer to baaderonixx..

"In fact, the "creature" is a sculpture by Tampa Bay artist Juan Cabana. Mr Cabana has created an entire menagerie of mermaids, sea monsters and aliens, some of which he offers for sale on eBay under the name "seamystery"."

Ste, Thursday, 31 July 2008 13:13 (seventeen years ago)

how disappointing

baaderonixx, Thursday, 31 July 2008 13:14 (seventeen years ago)

yeah, pretty good sculpture tho.

Ste, Thursday, 31 July 2008 13:15 (seventeen years ago)

cuttyhorse just out of shot

DJ Mencap, Thursday, 31 July 2008 13:42 (seventeen years ago)

http://scienceblogs.com/tetrapodzoology/2008/08/the_montauk_monster.php#more

forksclovetofu, Monday, 4 August 2008 21:05 (seventeen years ago)

raccoon!

latebloomer, Monday, 4 August 2008 21:45 (seventeen years ago)

yes, you win.

forksclovetofu, Monday, 4 August 2008 21:54 (seventeen years ago)

is he giving us the middle finger?

stevienixed, Monday, 4 August 2008 21:55 (seventeen years ago)

forks, that is a great article!

And I don't mind this sort of thing too much: we get to see a lot of dumbass speculation, sure, but the immense interest that these stories generate show that people - even those not particularly interested in zoology or natural history - have a boundless appetite for mystery animals. If only there were some clever way of better utilizing this fascination.

otm

Abbott, Monday, 4 August 2008 22:08 (seventeen years ago)

It's a creature from another dimension!

Ned Trifle II, Monday, 4 August 2008 22:10 (seventeen years ago)

I think the little montauk monster is kind of homely-cute.

Abbott, Monday, 4 August 2008 22:11 (seventeen years ago)

I will tell you it is far cuter than the bloated, hairless, maggot-filled dead beaver I found by a ditch at age 10. (Do not kick such a thing if you discover it.)

Abbott, Monday, 4 August 2008 22:12 (seventeen years ago)

too late

forksclovetofu, Monday, 4 August 2008 22:13 (seventeen years ago)

;_;

Abbott, Monday, 4 August 2008 22:17 (seventeen years ago)


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