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The world's oldest recorded joke has been traced back to 1900 BC and suggests that toilet humor was as popular with the ancients as it is today.

It is a saying of the Sumerians, who lived in what is now southern Iraq and goes: "Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband's lap."

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A 1600 BC gag about a pharaoh, said to be King Snofru, comes second -- "How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish."

The oldest British joke dates back to the 10th Century and reveals the bawdy face of the Anglo-Saxons -- "What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before? Answer: A key."

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 31 July 2008 21:57 (seventeen years ago)

King Snofru!

Oilyrags, Thursday, 31 July 2008 21:58 (seventeen years ago)

Oh, for changable screen names.

Oilyrags, Thursday, 31 July 2008 21:58 (seventeen years ago)

I don't get the fart joke, probably the first time that's ever happened to me.

Euler, Thursday, 31 July 2008 21:59 (seventeen years ago)

the origins of fishnet stockings?

amateurist, Thursday, 31 July 2008 21:59 (seventeen years ago)

British joke otoh is a good one

Euler, Thursday, 31 July 2008 22:00 (seventeen years ago)


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