it should be against the rules to play poker while wearing sunglasses

it should be against the life rules to wear a button-up shirt with flames on it.

cosign on the sunglasses thing I guess, but that's less because there's something inherently wrong with and more because it seems like an almost 100% accurate indicator of douchiness

the shirt so douchey you can buy it at the musician's friend catalog website

http://img3.musiciansfriend.com/dbase/pics/products/regular/4/9/9/303499.jpg

http://store.abateonline.org/catalog/images/Apparel_FlameShirt2.jpg

http://www.ubergeekgear.com/images/supesflame_LRG.jpg

http://www.casinosnob.com/pictures/highRollerShirt.jpg

http://cdodson.net/images/Flame_shirt_long_sleeve.gif BENATAR

http://www.beanteacher.com/images/testimonials/FlameShirtDriveThruWedding2.jpg

http://www.sinnersandsaints.biz/images/flame_shirt.jpg WUSSUP BABAY CAN I SMEAR MY HEP-C INFESTED PENIS ALL OVER YOU ON THIS POOL TABLE

if these doughy creeps want to wear sunglasses it's okay with me, as long as their clogging up of valuable espn airtime begins to dissipate sooner rather than later b/c i don't give a shit if one dbag takes a few k from another dbag with a straight flush.

http://www.etexdj.com/dj_flame_shirt_3.jpg HOWDY MA'AM I AM A DJ AT A ROLLER RINK THIS SHIRT MIGHT BE CONSIDERED A "FLAME SHIRT," ALL DEPENDS ON WHETHER OR NOT YOU FUCK ME

http://www.bangitout.com/uploads/63houseMD.jpg

No sunglasses
No hoodies
No earbuds
And get rid of all the goddam pokerpokerpoker.net/~com apparel.

That guy who won with the "crazy" hologram-eye sunglasses is a worse sinner than Barry Bonds.

I do play this game because I can win money at it.

And those flame shirts are horrible. Rev. Horton Heat has a lot to answer for on Judgment Day.

a-fuckin-men this shit is lik cheating if you want a fuck in poker face have a fuckin pokerface bastard

you leave Rev. Horton Heat out of this!

It does seem unsporting to hide yrself while playing poker. I saw this woman playing poker couple weeks ago on TV and she had a hoodie and glasses, and she still got her keister kicked by a dude in a 10-gallon hat w/no sunglasses.

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,358196,00.jpghttp://www.pokerstarsblog.com/images/2006WSOP/ME1D-raymer.jpg
http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/71542674.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF193875DCB1DD8387ABB1ED50074F7462AE8A40A659CEC4C8CB6

Hate to be the voice of reason, but if you know that you have shitty tells, why not take precautions? Phil Hellmuth frequently puts his sunglasses on during a big hand.

Phil Hellmuth is an asshole and if he can't keep a straight face because he's too giggly, then fuck him in the mouf.

He also has 11 bracelets. So whatever it takes.

if you don't want your eyes to give anything away, then gouge them out you big pussy

What's worse:

1. Not winning $100,000, or
2. Looking like a giant fucking pussy on national TV, or
3. Not winning $100,000 AND looking like a giant fucking pussy on national TV?

everyone should have to play poker naked, with their genitals visible at all times

"I know that guy's really happy about something, but what?"

Bet y'r a real hoot at the local strip poker meetup.

Poker doesn't have anything to do with making money! It's all about looking good for the viewers at home!

Hologram shades dude for some reason makes me think of this guy

http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/marvel_dc/images/thumb/0/0b/TheCorinthian.jpg/200px-TheCorinthian.jpg

The Corinthian had trouble bluffing Morpheus even with those glasses.