Discontinued/ex-demonstration/just-bubbling-under Summer Olympic sports

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You are Jacques Rogge. You have just ruined the lives of millions, actually billions of women by removing softball from the Summer Olympic programme (http://nbcsports.msnbc.com/id/8504326/site/21683474/). And baseball. You have empty spots in your programme. Which sport do you give the nod?

Listed below are all sports that have been discontinued from competition at the Summer Olympics. I've omitted figure skating and ice hockey, both of which have been moved to the Winter Olympics. I've also included all post-WW2 demonstration sports. I've included baseball and softball, which have been dropped for 2012 and have been invited to reapply for 2016. I've also included squash and karate, which were nominated to replace baseball/softball in 2012 but didn't have sufficient support.

* = Post-WW2 demonstration sports
§ = will be played during Beijing 2008 but then dropped
x = sounds sexy

Poll Results

OptionVotes
Tug of War 10
Cricket 6
Squash 4
Australian Rules Football * 3
Finnish Baseball * 3
Waterskiing2
Bowling * 2
Softball § 1
Lacrosse 1
Karate 1
Jeu de Paume 1
Baseball § 0
Swedish (Ling) gymnastics *x 0
Basque pelota 0
Rugby Union 0
Roller hockey * 0
Roque 0
Rackets 0
Polo 0
Golf 0
Budo * 0
Field handball * 0
Croquet 0


caek, Sunday, 3 August 2008 20:31 (seventeen years ago)

Tug of war, easy. Exactly the kind of primal physical trial that deserves to be in the Olympics more than water polo or basketball.

Also, a men's club from Milwaukee won the gold medal in this in 1920.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Sunday, 3 August 2008 20:33 (seventeen years ago)

This was inspired by this NYT graphic of discontinued sports: http://graphics8.nytimes.com/packages/pdf/magazine/803PLAY_TIMELINE02.pdf

caek, Sunday, 3 August 2008 20:34 (seventeen years ago)

Waterskiing easy.

Matt DC, Sunday, 3 August 2008 20:35 (seventeen years ago)

I would happily have all of these at the Olympics, but they have this arbitrary ceiling of 28 sports. So many of them must be awesome TV. Bowling at Seoul was good times, I remember.

caek, Sunday, 3 August 2008 20:37 (seventeen years ago)

But my vote goes to:

http://www.randomtuesday.com/pictures/30rock/karate.gif

caek, Sunday, 3 August 2008 20:40 (seventeen years ago)

TUG. OF. WAR.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Sunday, 3 August 2008 20:46 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.blatherandbosh.com/photos/blog/heathers.gif

The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Sunday, 3 August 2008 20:49 (seventeen years ago)

Voted for squash, amazed it's not an Olympic sport right now.

Just got offed, Sunday, 3 August 2008 21:36 (seventeen years ago)

It nearly was: http://www.olympic.org/uk/news/events/117_session/full_story_uk.asp?id=1437

caek, Sunday, 3 August 2008 22:21 (seventeen years ago)

http://gamesmuseum.uwaterloo.ca/Archives/Culin/Hawaii1899/graphics/tug.jpg

salsa shark, Sunday, 3 August 2008 22:38 (seventeen years ago)

No Swimming Obstacle Course, no credibility.

The Yellow Kid, Sunday, 3 August 2008 22:43 (seventeen years ago)

Jeu de Paume!

Real tennis is one of the few sports there that I have actually played. And it's really very hard.

2nd choice goes to bowls.

Ned Trifle II, Sunday, 3 August 2008 22:46 (seventeen years ago)

"Bowling" here is ten pin bowling, not bowls.

caek, Sunday, 3 August 2008 22:50 (seventeen years ago)

Oh I see. Well, that would be quite cool too, but, yes, I prefer to see middle aged folk dressed in their whites sedately rolling balls down manicured greens.

Ned Trifle II, Sunday, 3 August 2008 22:58 (seventeen years ago)

you should do another poll for sports that are in competition but shouldn't be.

jed_, Sunday, 3 August 2008 23:02 (seventeen years ago)

Pesäpallo all the way.

Ed, Sunday, 3 August 2008 23:08 (seventeen years ago)

you should do another poll for sports that are in competition but shouldn't be.

-- jed_, Sunday, August 3, 2008 11:02 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

I was just thinking the same thing.

2008 Summer Olympics - Which sport shouldn't be in there?

Ned Trifle II, Sunday, 3 August 2008 23:14 (seventeen years ago)

By the way, the glaring omission here is the unjustly obscure sport of apnea.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 4 August 2008 00:13 (seventeen years ago)

That shit involves ppl dying tho :-/

As does my proposed sport: Extreme-distance running. Competitors must run for as LONG as possible before they can run no more. This involves running around a track with sensors on their shoes. They must complete a circuit in a certain amount of time otherwise they are disqualified. Last one standing wins. AWESOME

Just got offed, Monday, 4 August 2008 00:17 (seventeen years ago)

head: Squash
heart: Tug O' War

blueski, Monday, 4 August 2008 10:51 (seventeen years ago)

I'd say karate, but it has the same judging issues that lead people to criticise the likes of synchronised swimming, figure skating, diving, etc.

Tug Of War gets really boring really quickly.

I'm amazed squash isn't already an Olympic sport.

onimo, Monday, 4 August 2008 11:26 (seventeen years ago)

Australian Rules Football, obviously. Much better and less homoeroticly class conscious than Rugby.

King Boy Pato, Monday, 4 August 2008 11:30 (seventeen years ago)

And bring in Cricket if Joe Scuderi can still captain the Italian team.

King Boy Pato, Monday, 4 August 2008 11:31 (seventeen years ago)

Much as I like Aussie football I can't see there being that many nations in with a shout of a gold medal (speaking from a position of pure ignorance, obviously).

onimo, Monday, 4 August 2008 11:33 (seventeen years ago)

And bring in Cricket if Joe ScuderiChristian Vieri can still captain the Italian team.

-- King Boy Pato, Monday, 4 August 2008 12:31 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Monday, 4 August 2008 11:35 (seventeen years ago)

Much as I like Aussie football I can't see there being that many nations in with a shout of a gold medal

It's the national sport of NAURU!

King Boy Pato, Monday, 4 August 2008 11:36 (seventeen years ago)

Voted squash but could have voted cricket, because the world wants to know if the England team can keep the gold medal it won in 1900 against France (actually only English dudes in that team too iirc)

Jibe, Monday, 4 August 2008 12:05 (seventeen years ago)

I thought squash rather suffered because of the popularity of racketball or hardball-squash in North America; are there any leading squash players from the US/Canada? Has the "international" version of the game caught on over there?

Michael Jones, Monday, 4 August 2008 12:30 (seventeen years ago)

The US win enough medals as it is, who cares if there is one event in which theyre not that competitive.

Jibe, Monday, 4 August 2008 12:33 (seventeen years ago)

Australian rules football is fucking mental fwiw

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 4 August 2008 14:53 (seventeen years ago)

I voted for tug of war but I hope when they reinstate it, they'll serve orange drink like at Field Day in elementary school.

Euler, Monday, 4 August 2008 15:00 (seventeen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

ILX System, Sunday, 10 August 2008 23:01 (seventeen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

ILX System, Monday, 11 August 2008 23:01 (seventeen years ago)

Am I correct in assuming all 6 votes for cricket are Louis'?

Upt0eleven, Monday, 11 August 2008 23:11 (seventeen years ago)

mate I already said I voted for squash, this is some crazy lurker action

Just got offed, Monday, 11 August 2008 23:12 (seventeen years ago)

That you did, my apologies. Thinking about it I regret not voting for Pelota; for this is truly a game for those wishing to inflict serious head injuries on others.

Upt0eleven, Monday, 11 August 2008 23:16 (seventeen years ago)

is that the one like petanque or jai alai where the ball travels at 200 mph?

Just got offed, Monday, 11 August 2008 23:17 (seventeen years ago)

200mph

Ed, Monday, 11 August 2008 23:25 (seventeen years ago)

the very same.

i believe the basque version is the most dangerous. which makes it the best.

Upt0eleven, Monday, 11 August 2008 23:26 (seventeen years ago)

As does my proposed sport: Extreme-distance running. Competitors must run for as LONG as possible before they can run no more. This involves running around a track with sensors on their shoes. They must complete a circuit in a certain amount of time otherwise they are disqualified. Last one standing wins. AWESOME

A slightly better way to arrange this hideous sport would be to set everyone off at once and maintain something like a 75-meter marker behind the frontrunner, and then anyone who falls behind that marker is out. In addition to introducing all kinds of strategy issues with regard to the pace you set (and in addition to probably being over a hell of a lot faster), you could win by firmly outpacing someone, rather than needing them to actually drop from exhaustion.

nabisco, Monday, 11 August 2008 23:51 (seventeen years ago)

Actually, if you wanted extreme distances, it'd have to be a hell of a lot longer than a 75-meter gap -- that'd just create sprinting.

nabisco, Monday, 11 August 2008 23:52 (seventeen years ago)

In the 1908 Olympics, held in Shepherd's Bush, London, they had some pretty freaky sports. Tug of War WAS a sport (Great Britain took all three medals), so was Jeu de Paume.

But there was also "Water Motorsports" (?). I would love to know what that entailed. There was also "Running Deer (single shot)" and "Running Deer (double shot)"

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 11:52 (seventeen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Equestrian_at_the_1900_Summer_Olympics_-_Mail_coach !!

Each contestant was required to deliver mail door-to-door over a 2km route driving an equestrian mail coach.

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 16:47 (seventeen years ago)

one year passes...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/olympic_games/8292584.stm

caek, Friday, 9 October 2009 15:43 (sixteen years ago)


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