Courthouse Confessions

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http://courthouseconfessions.blogspot.com/2008/06/janet-braha.html
"I stole a bra. I did. 'cause I wanted it, and I didn't have enough money. Actually, I'm not [the bra type,] it was very loose kinda bra, very comfortable, very tempting. I begged them for me to take it, but they wouldn't let me, they said I couldn't come back to the store for three more years. Urban Outfitters."

hahaha

Umm Janet Braha the bra-stealer looks a whole lot like Shirley Braha, who does that New York Noise indie-rock show on public TV.

^^ Ah crap I feel suddenly guilty for posting that -- mods can feel free to remove it or google-proof Sh1rley's name or something? Was just posting my first reaction without thinking beyond that.

These are really great, by the way. Both the informative aspect and the tones of self-justification, the way they're rendered, kinda terrific.

"So she started getting a little more sassier, so my fingers is poking at her head, so then I get the hair grease on the other side of my hand, so the left hand was free so I went around her neck with it. So I ain't stop until you know I heard, "eh heh eh" (indicating choking sound). I didn't want to get charged for murder. So when it came time for me to black out this is what happens when people black out. They get arrested. Cause I have a new son and I want to be in his life. I stopped doing what I was doing when she couldn't breathe. Choking her. She was just a girlfriend. I don't even want no more girlfriends, just me and my son and my Playstation. Go to work, see my son and play Playstation."

Heh, I kinda know Sh+rley; that DOES look like her.