POLL: The genius of Dan Hedaya

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Poll Results

Option	Votes
# Dick (1999) .... President Richard M. 'Dick' Nixon	6
# Blood Simple (1984) .... Julian Marty	4
# Clueless (1995) .... Mel Horowitz	3
# Mulholland Drive (2001) .... Vincenzo Castigliane	1
# Robots (2005) .... Mr.Gunk (voice)	0
# Joe Versus the Volcano (1990) ... The PHB, Frank Waturi	0
# The Addams Family (1991) .... Tully Alford	0
# The Mighty Ducks (1992) .... Sunny Young	0
# Benny & Joon (1993) .... Thomas	0
# Rookie of the Year (1993) .... Larry Fisher	0
# Pacific Heights (1990) ... The banker	0
# A Smoky Mountain Christmas (1986) .... Harry	0
# Running Scared (1986) .... Captain Logan	0
# Wise Guys (1986) .... Anthony Castelo	0
# Commando (1985) .... Arius	0
# Reckless (1984) .... Peter Daniels	0
# I'm Dancing as Fast as I Can (1982) .... Dr. Klein	0
# Endangered Species (1982) .... Peck	0
# True Confessions (1981) .... Howard Terke	0
# Searching for Bobby Fischer (1993) .... Tournament Director	0
# For Love or Money (1993) .... Gene Salvatore	0
# The Usual Suspects (1995) .... Sgt. Geoffrey 'Jeff' Rabin	0
# Pizza My Heart (2005) .... Vinnie Montebello	0
# Swimfan (2002) .... Coach Simkins	0
# Quicksand (2002) .... General Stewart	0
# Shaft (2000) .... Detective Jack Roselli	0
# The Crew (2000) .... Mike 'The Brick' Donatelli	0
# The Hurricane (1999) .... Detective Sgt. Della Pesca Paterson PD	0
# A Civil Action (1998) .... John Riley	0
# A Night at the Roxbury (1998) .... Kamehl Butabi	0
# Alien: Resurrection (1997) .... General Perez	0
# A Life Less Ordinary (1997) .... Gabriel	0
# Marvin's Room (1996) .... Bob	0
# Ransom (1996) .... Jackie Brown	0
# The First Wives Club (1996) .... Morton Cushman	0
# Nixon (1995) .... Trini Cardoza	0
# To Die For (1995) .... Joe Maretto	0
# The Seduction of Joe Tynan (1979) .... Alex Heller	0

― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 5 August 2008 20:02 (seventeen years ago)

obv either Dick or Blood Simple.

Dick.

― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 5 August 2008 20:03 (seventeen years ago)

finally someone recognizes an actor i care about!
love him in Joe vs the Volcano.

― mizzell, Tuesday, 5 August 2008 20:04 (seventeen years ago)

haha he was in TWO movies about Nixon?!

― Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 5 August 2008 20:04 (seventeen years ago)

he'll always be nick tortelli to me

― mookieproof, Tuesday, 5 August 2008 20:05 (seventeen years ago)

mookieproof beat me to it. Nick Tortelli forever.

I used to have a co-worker who finally forbade me from doing my Nick Tortelli impersonation because once it made her laugh so hard she peed her pants.

― Rock Hardy, Tuesday, 5 August 2008 20:10 (seventeen years ago)

wow, this was hard. dick. (no pun intended.)

― get bent, Tuesday, 5 August 2008 20:11 (seventeen years ago)

Yeah, Nick Tortelli is tops, but I didn't include tv roles because there's no way I'd have been able to account for all of them.

― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 5 August 2008 20:11 (seventeen years ago)

did you know that he is from the syrian jewish community in brooklyn which was featured a few months ago in new york times magazine? they are mostly merchants, the most famous of which is Crazy Eddie, who's prices are so low, it's insane.

― mizzell, Tuesday, 5 August 2008 20:12 (seventeen years ago)

Blood Simple, w/the scenery chewing Alien:Resurrection a close second.

― Pancakes Hackman, Tuesday, 5 August 2008 20:19 (seventeen years ago)

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― balls, Tuesday, 5 August 2008 23:21 (seventeen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― ILX System, Saturday, 9 August 2008 23:01 (seventeen years ago)

checkers shut up or i'll feed you to the chinese

― A B C, Saturday, 9 August 2008 23:14 (seventeen years ago)

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-- balls, Tuesday, August 5, 2008 11:21 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark Link

^^^ this post is a thing of beauty

― s1ocki, Saturday, 9 August 2008 23:48 (seventeen years ago)

NICK TORTELLI

he's also great in lots of movies but let's be real

― energy flash gordon, Saturday, 9 August 2008 23:58 (seventeen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― ILX System, Sunday, 10 August 2008 23:01 (seventeen years ago)

seventeen years pass...

"I'm not arguing that with you"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnLDMqPBeKQ

― cryptosicko, Monday, 22 December 2025 18:25 (four months ago)

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