Dial-a-Prayer

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What the hell is this? You don't even get to pray. It's just some corpse who reads scriptures at you.

I wanted him to tell yhwh to get me a car of some sort. I don't believe in the lordb, but maybe someone else praying for me; maybe that would work.

This phone number was a huge disappointment and I shan't be calling it ever again.

Abbott, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 19:53 (seventeen years ago)

It's just some corpse who reads scriptures at you.

I thought we were supposed to pray for the dead, not vice versa.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 19:54 (seventeen years ago)

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2259/1133/320/marmaduke2006101221614.png

and what, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 19:55 (seventeen years ago)

Listen to this fucking dude!

812-473-7729

I kept worrying he'd collapse mid-prayer, face-on-desk, his Ma Bell phone on the floor sending a message of empty silence to the faithful.

Abbott, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 19:58 (seventeen years ago)

omg i can't, this guy

Surmounter, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 20:04 (seventeen years ago)

i might call him regularly!

Surmounter, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 20:04 (seventeen years ago)

abbott thx for making me laugh for the 1st time in hours :D

Surmounter, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 20:05 (seventeen years ago)

WOW

Surmounter, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 20:05 (seventeen years ago)

CALL GLENDORA 914 949 9495

carne asada, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 20:09 (seventeen years ago)

Okay carne now THAT was satisfying.

Abbott, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 20:12 (seventeen years ago)

Aw, Dial-A-Prayer guy sounded like a sweet old man.

kingkongvsgodzilla, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 20:14 (seventeen years ago)

i would watch her public access show for hours. she would just sit in her house and talk about all these crazy court cases.

http://www.achatwithglendora.com

carne asada, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 20:16 (seventeen years ago)

whoa what!! i've never heard of this loon!

Surmounter, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 20:17 (seventeen years ago)

Milk is not for people. So Glendora drinks rice milk. Fire. Courts are a pile of rubbish, like burned ashes. Paul Claus praise music at Kinderhook Reformed Church.

Abbott, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 20:18 (seventeen years ago)

When I was little my best friend and I used to call the praise the lord channel prayer hotline all the time. Her dad was pretty pissed when he found out it was like $5/minute.

homosexual II, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 20:31 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mY9DWLJccrc

Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 20:40 (seventeen years ago)

ten months pass...

i call this guy sometimes

surm, Monday, 29 June 2009 04:03 (sixteen years ago)

i find his voice soothing

surm, Monday, 29 June 2009 04:04 (sixteen years ago)

he's talking about looking back on the past foolishly now

surm, Monday, 29 June 2009 04:07 (sixteen years ago)

I forgot about this guy!

baleen, the krill queen (Abbott), Monday, 29 June 2009 04:10 (sixteen years ago)

the other day he like chuckled mid-sentence. i made my friend becky call

surm, Monday, 29 June 2009 04:12 (sixteen years ago)

one year passes...

bout to be the 55th anniversary

janice (surm), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 14:25 (fifteen years ago)


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