!!!!Solution to EVERYTHING!!!!

democratic banning is a solution for some things.

wakka wakka wakka

estela is pretty much the solution to everything

http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/Previews/Muppet-Show-tv-05.jpg

I want someone to zoom in on kermit's facepalm

¡¡¡no!!!

and is everything a problem y/n

also edward III otm re: estela's classic otmnitude

perhaps there is a solution to everything even if it's impossible for humans to conceive

some humans.

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o hai thanks I almost forgot to vote

http://colorvisiontesting.com/plate%202%2042.jpg

I KNEW IT!

THE SOLUTION IS A BIG GREEN BLOB!

holy shit u r colourblinde

hope you didn't want to be a FIGHTER PILOT

I AM a fighter pilot.

ile medical miracles

I believe in miracles

Solutions? Hell no. But there are usually mitigations for everything.

Hey lorax, if your hand is bigger than your face it means you have cancer

Solutions? Hell no. But there are usually mitigations for everything.
-- Aimless,

perhaps there is a solution to everything even if it's impossible for humans to conceive
-- CaptainLorax,

some humans.
-- CaptainLorax,

board is I LOVE EVERYTHING
now WE SOLVE EVERYTHING

OUT

it's purely theoretical

perhaps there is a solution to everything even if the solution is sucky? no?

if anything this poll may tell whether the ilx voters are optimistic or pessimistic.

it's purely theoretical

Like the purple people eaters who live near Alpha Centauri, you mean?

I think we all mean "hypothetical."

So we do.

The problem is the solution, and the solution is alcohol.

http://colorvisiontesting.com/plate%202%2042.jpg

The solution is... broccoli???

"42"

And you are probably colorblind too. ;_;

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wow, I just proved ilx is pessimistic. I didn't see that one coming.

"proved". "pessimistic". "coming".

umm yeah

you guys the answer is wheatgrass

I cannot see shit in that dotty circle thing.

I used magenta and cyan cellophane to see a number and can't see shit. I inverted the colours on my screen (Compiz Fusion pwns y'all) and used magenta and cyan cellophane and can't see shit. Either there is no number or I am truly fucked.

Or you're color-blind.

Yeah but until now using coloured bits of cellophane made sense of everything.

!!!!Solution to EVERYTHING!!!! in fact.

i saw abbott's first response to lorax (cuz it does basically look like a giant green blob) & took a few colorblindness tests on the internet

aced them all, made me feel surprisingly good about myself

it's purely theoretical
Like the purple people eaters who live near Alpha Centauri, you mean?
-- Aimless, Tuesday, August 19, 2008 9:36 PM (1 hour ago)

I meant theoretical as in, there is a theory I have that there is a solution to everything. And nonbelievers can go hump a fire hydrant.

If there is a solution to everything, what's in the precipitate?

the answer is nothing.

Hey CaptainLorax, are you a philosophar?

Leif.

of course. philosophers have more fun.

there is a theory I have that there is a solution to everything

It is customary for theories to be supported by some sort of evidence.

ask me any question and I can give you a solution

perhaps there is a solution to everything even if the solution is sucky? no?
-- CaptainLorax

ask me any question and I can give you a solution

-- CaptainLorax

What exactly is wrong with u?

Leif.

sonned in solving self beef

What is wrong with me? Leif keeps riding my ass!

also I see 42 clear as day in all green blobs, here is the evidence to support my theory

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/edwardiii/0819082116a.jpg

CaptainLorax,

ffs chill I asked you two questions.

L

http://i34.tinypic.com/2cpdl74.jpg

a solution to having to sit next to someone you loathe at work please

lol crut

hmmm, a large piece of cardboard you can place in between you two

i voted yes

since "solution" implies a problem, and the judge of whether a problem has been solved is the one experiencing the problem, then no, there is not a solution to every problem. you can offer suggestions and responses, but unless you have solved the problem to the satisfaction of the problem-sufferer then you haven't really solved anything. it becomes complex when there is a problem that affects a broad group of people with conflicting interests. and you can offer any old response and claim the crown of solutionmaster general but in all likelihood you're just being an insufferable twat clinging to the notion that there are easy answers to life's unresolvables.

problem: I have a headache
solution: shoot yourself!

problem: my baby won't stop crying
solution: sell it!

problem: racism
solution: suck it up you whiner!

sonned in solving self beef

-- Edward III, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 11:14 (47 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

The Big Problem ≠ the Solution
The Solution = Let it Be

Did anyone ever solve the damn 'puzzle' or 'riddle' behind Crispin Glover's album? That phone number no longer works. ;_;

ask me any question and I can give you a solution

Well, congratulations. You almost trolled me into making some personal revelations I know I would almost certainly regret to some degree. It isn't often I've come as close to that on ILE.

Let me just say that I am 53 years old, and I have spent decades working on some particularly intractable problems in my personal life. I am probably brighter than you are and I certainly have much more experience of life in the raw, therefore I already know this claim of yours is egregious tripe.

Take my word for it, the best you could do for some questions I could ask you would be to offer a putative "solution" that exchanged one set of horrendous problems for another set. In some cases, the replacement set might be marginally preferable to the original set, thereby achieving what I already mentioned as a "mitigation" for the first problem set. Better than that you could not do. That is not a theory, btw, but an empirically derived truth.

If you don't mind being taken for a total fool and egregious asshole, then please do not back down from your nonsensical claim, cited above. Otherwise, you might want to rethink your "theory" before someone calls your stupid bluff and makes your shallowness and idiocy even more obvious than it now is.

There used to be a wall (just a cubicle wall but oh how it helped) but now he has moved and there is no longer one. With the wall I could just about let it be. I am so sad about it.

Aimless, I remember intuiting at some point what at least one of those particularly intractable problems might be, and trying to figure out whether there was a way in which I could express my sympathy and respect without being overbearing about it.

(Perhaps, if I'm lucky, I've just done so.)

Noted. Thank you. The very fact that you spent any measure of time or effort thinking about me as a person is appreciated.

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