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Some of these are actually pretty good!
Poll Results
| Option | Votes |
| * You're the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly | 3 |
| * Timber, I'm Falling in Love | 2 |
| * Love Will Beat Your Brains Out | 2 |
| * I Don't Know Whether to Kill Myself or Go Bowling | 2 |
| * She Got the Gold Mine (I Got the Shaft) | 2 |
| * You Done Stomped on My Heart (and Smashed That Sucker Flat) | 1 |
| * If You Don't Believe I Love You Just Ask My Wife | 1 |
| * Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head) | 1 |
| * Walk Out Backwards Slowly So I'll Think You're Walking In | 1 |
| * The Next Time You Throw That Fryin' Pan, My Face Ain't Gonna Be There | 1 |
| * I've Got You on My Conscience But At Least You're Off My Back | 1 |
| * What's a Fool Like Me Doing In a Love Like This | 1 |
| * I've Been Roped and Throwed by Jesus in the Holy Ghost Corral | 1 |
| * Bridge Washed Out, I Can't Swim and My Baby's on the Other Side | 1 |
| * If the Phone Doesn't Ring It's Me | 1 |
| * This Time I'm Gonna Beat You to the Truck | 1 |
| * You Stuck My Heart In a Old Tin Can and Shot It Off a Log | 1 |
| * The Last Word In Lonesome Is "me" | 1 |
| * He's Been Drunk Since His Wife's Gone Punk | 1 |
| * Thank God and Greyhound She's Gone | 1 |
| * I've Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart | 1 |
| * We Used to Just Kiss on the Lips But Now It's All Over | 0 |
| * I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You | 0 |
| * I Bought the Boots That Just Walked Out On Me | 0 |
| * She Even Woke Me Up to Say Goodbye | 0 |
| * If You Keep Checking Up on Me (I'm Checking Out on You) | 0 |
| * It Don't Hurt Half as Bad as Holding You Feels Good | 0 |
| * Ever Since I Said "I Do," There's a Lot of Things You Don't | 0 |
| * She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart | 0 |
| * When We Get Back To the Farm (That's When We Really Go To Town) | 0 |
| * Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart | 0 |
| * I'm Gettin' Gray From Being Blue | 0 |
| * She Feels Like A New Man Tonight | 0 |
| * If Fingerprints Showed Up On Skin, Wonder Whose I'd Find On You | 0 |
| * Heaven's Just A Sin Away | 0 |
| * I Knew I'd Lean (But I Never Thought I'd Fall) | 0 |
| * How Can a Whiskey Six Years Old Whip a Man That's 32? | 0 |
| * Does My Ring Hurt Your Finger (When You Go Out at Night) | 0 |
| * I'd Rather have a Bottle in Front of Me Than a Frontal Lobotomy | 0 |
| * It Ain't Love but It Ain't Bad | 0 |
| * Guess My Eyes Were Bigger Than My Heart | 0 |
| * Your Negligee Has Turned to Flannel Nightgowns | 0 |
| * The Pint of No Return | 0 |
| * Sleeping Single in a Double Bed | 0 |
| * I Got Tears in My Ears From Lying on My Back Crying on My Pillow Over You | 0 |
| * I Think I'll Drink Myself Into the Past | 0 |
| * You Can Tell the Man Who Boozes (By the Company He Chooses) | 0 |
| * Don't Let That Doorknob Hit You (on the Way Out) | 0 |
| * You're Out Doing What I'm Here Doing Without | 0 |
| * You Blacked My Blue Eyes Once Too Often | 0 |
| * I've Got a Funny Feeling (I Won't Be Feeling Funny Very Long) | 0 |
| * The Worst You Ever Gave Me Was the Best I Ever Had | 0 |
| * My Legs Won't Walk Away From You | 0 |
| * I'd Be Better Off in a Pine Box | 0 |
| * Hell Stays Open All Night | 0 |
| * If You Can Live With It (I Can Live Without It) | 0 |
| * Somebody Shoot Out the Jukebox | 0 |
| * Let Me Love the Leavin' from Your Mind | 0 |
| * I Forgot How Bad My Good Woman Could Be | 0 |
| * You're the First Time I Thought About Leaving | 0 |
― Tuomas, Sunday, 17 August 2008 10:04 (eighteen years ago)
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