which celebrities ass would you want to be shoved in?

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Poll Results

Option	Votes
jessica biel	4
shakira	3
scarlet johansson	3
natalie portman	3
other (please specify)	2
jessica alba	2
britney spears	2
kim kardashian	1
vida guerra	0
jennifer lopez	0

― cozwn, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 08:11 (eighteen years ago)

celebrity's

― cozwn, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 08:12 (eighteen years ago)

http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u161/ElemonGW/Firefox%20Widgets%20Patcher/RadioButton.pngwould not like to be shrunken and shoved into any celebrities' arse.

― Mark G, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 08:31 (eighteen years ago)

Natalie Portman's ass in the short that precedes The Darjeeling Limited, yum yum.

― Scik Mouthy, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 08:45 (eighteen years ago)

you're not supposed to take this seriously

― cozwn, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 08:47 (eighteen years ago)

How can one NOT take that ass seriously? It was a glorious surprise to find that she had one, and a slightly wobbly one at that. nom nom nom.

― Scik Mouthy, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 08:52 (eighteen years ago)

If you're literally going be shoved inside someone's ass, I guess it would make sense to choose the person with the biggest asshole. However, I have no information on the various anus sizes of these people, so I'm going to vote for Shakira, because "Hips Don't Lie" is a great song.

― Tuomas, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 09:53 (eighteen years ago)

tuomas stfu

― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 19 August 2008 09:55 (eighteen years ago)

actually that was a funny post

― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 19 August 2008 09:55 (eighteen years ago)

sorry for being harsh

― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 19 August 2008 09:59 (eighteen years ago)

oh tuomas

― cozwn, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 10:00 (eighteen years ago)

Why is Marlon Brando not on the list for Tuomas' sake?

― Scik Mouthy, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 10:04 (eighteen years ago)

"None. Asses are for exit only"

― DavidM, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 10:04 (eighteen years ago)

Brando had a big anus?

― Tuomas, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 10:05 (eighteen years ago)

you're asking for a very unpleasant jpeg to be posted right now. and i don't think anyone wants that do they?

― Upt0eleven, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 10:07 (eighteen years ago)

Great thread

― The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 10:08 (eighteen years ago)

wallofanuses.jpg

― DavidM, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 10:08 (eighteen years ago)

WTF, cozen

What board is the orig post screengrab from?

― Pashmina, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 10:24 (eighteen years ago)

Dissensus

― The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 10:24 (eighteen years ago)

Looks a lot like the Stylus staff messageboard aesthetically, but I don't recognise any posters and Cozen's not a member.

― Scik Mouthy, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 10:24 (eighteen years ago)

better question: which stylus writer's ass would you want to be shoved in?

― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 19 August 2008 10:27 (eighteen years ago)

http://media.egotastic.com/media/pictures/0709/natalie-portman-nude-hotel-chevalier-03.jpg

― Scik Mouthy, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 10:28 (eighteen years ago)

giantesscity.com/forum

― cozwn, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 10:31 (eighteen years ago)

Don't you just want to pat it, cup it gently in your hands, and kiss it?

― Scik Mouthy, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 10:31 (eighteen years ago)

Dissensus

-- The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Tuesday, August 19, 2008 10:24 AM (45 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

^^^ actual lol

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 11:10 (eighteen years ago)

simon reynolds

― blueski, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 11:12 (eighteen years ago)

unfortunately, there is a limit of ten poll choices

― darraghmac, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 11:12 (eighteen years ago)

We can do no great things, only small things with great love.

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 11:13 (eighteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― ILX System, Sunday, 24 August 2008 23:01 (eighteen years ago)

OK.

― the pinefox, Monday, 25 August 2008 12:18 (eighteen years ago)

Never heard of Kim Kardashian or Vida Guerra until now, and after a gis it's clear that Vida Guerra is the one who's most proud of her posterior so I guess I'll have to vote for her.

― Billy Dods, Monday, 25 August 2008 12:35 (eighteen years ago)

Depends what they ate.

― RabiesAngentleman, Monday, 25 August 2008 12:37 (eighteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― ILX System, Monday, 25 August 2008 23:01 (eighteen years ago)

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