100 twee emails that only the sender cares about

2. baby playing drums/keyboard

3. The wit and wisdom of made-up kindergarten children

4. miracle person found alive under rubble after 983279382479238749234 years

5. "Be grateful you are not this person! America has many blessings!"

6. Tsk, men eh?

7. Things that have been showing up as the 'funny part' of church bulletins since 1972.

8. newspaper misprint which hilariously says 'shit' or 'cum'

9. Genuine hilarious answers to unlikely exam questions

10. Any shit involving angels

11. photo of said twee person's dog lying on a mat or something

12. technical support responses to computer/aeroplane faults

13. "The other pair of footprints belonged to Jesus."

14. spyware

15. Absolutely true and not made up in any way statistics about how being a reactionary shitbag bigot makes you live up to 200 years longer

16. fruit and vegetables grown in amusingly genital configurations

Absolutely true and not made up in any way statistics about how being a reactionary shitbag bigot makes you live up to 200 years longer

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

17. some murdoch/daily mail article about the myth that is global warming

18. Pictures from Worth1000 presented as real things

19. photo of said twee person's kid that is 500Gb in size and fucks your inbox

20. Request to launder 200 billion dollars of stolen Burmese gold in exchange for 10 percent fee, savage beating with tyre iron.

21. 1969 Henry Kissinger speech wrongly attributed to Saint Teresa of Ávila.

22. megalong list of poignant quotes by famous 19th/18th century americans and western europeans (again, wrongly attributed)

23. "You know you're getting old if you can remember some shitty children's TV show from the early 80s that's been repeated constantly since the early 80s".

24. "The eagle must beat down its beak on the rock/pluck out feathers/chew off talons to hunt better."

I actually like the cute animals ones, though. Fire at will.

23. "You know you're getting old if you can remember some shitty children's TV show from the early 80s that's been repeated constantly since the early 80s".

hahahahahha otm

of course all the above include the compulsory "make sure to pass this onto ten people you know to brighten up their day, otherwise the rest of your life will be SHIT"

25. http://photos-a.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v310/135/62/223304663/n223304663_4476344_2320.jpg

26. "[Client's co-worker]'s birthday cake in the kitchen NOW everyone!!!"

(when your client's office is over 200 miles away)