Finding someone's undies under your bed weeks after they last visited you - poetic or prosaic?

I guess I should clean under my bed more carefully...

Tuomas is Prince!

Yesterday, it was "Sign o' the times"

Today, it's "Darling Nikki"

Tomorrow, it'll be "Ronnie, talk to Russia"

The way things are going with Russia right now, you might actually be right.

Finding someone's body under your bed a week after they visited you - poetic or prosaic?

I bet you could write a better song about that. So I say poetic.

dirt braggin 2008

Great thread

visited you

I am going to use this in my conversation more often. "When did we last visit together?" I shall say to Mrs. Trifle.

Is there any "rational" reason for wearing undies?

How often do they think of Elvis?

I found a slug under my bed yesterday. I am the anti-Tuomas.

I found Tuomas under my bed yesterday. I am terrified.

Now that's poetic!

In response to Tuomas's actual question: poetic, terribly poetic. :-(

what if they were shat in?

Terribly careless, tbh. Do your friends carry spare underwear around to wear home in case they accidentally leave the ones they were wearing under your bed?

I'm guessing they left wearing a borrowed pair of Tuomas's sensible boxer shorts, which they similarly find poetic and have yet to return to their owner.

No, but apparently some people don't care whether they leave with their undies or not. And it was more like a "special friend" than a "friend".

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people who freeball it are typically 'special', its true

You wanked on them, didn't you.

Oh, I just realized there's another person to whom the undies might also belong to... Should I call them both, so I can find out whose undies they are and return them to the owner? Or should I just leave it be?

Call them both! Also, post about it to an internet forum!

tuomas what the fuck guy

INVITE THEM BOTH ROUND FOR FUCKYBUMBOOBOO

WINNER GETS THE KEKS

Tuomas, I guessed it was a "special friend", though perhaps you wacky Scandinavians go around removing undergarments in your friends' houses for no particular reason. But thanks for spelling it out for me anyway.

I note you are being reticent about the gender of the underwear-less one. Is this to disabuse of our notions that you spend your entire life surrounded by beautiful women?

IT WAS A MENTALLY RETARDED GUY

THAT HE HAD SEX WITH

Non-beautiful people can wear undies too, you know. Though personally I find beauty to be highly relative concept.

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tuomas, are you sexually active and body-positive? i had no idea!

What's "body-positive"?

It's a type of biscuit.

How could I be a type of biscuit?

tuomas where are you from?

most girls i know would drop their jaws rather than their drawers upon encountering tuomas.

I don't mind a slow approach.

it means you should clean more often

WHERE ARE YOU FROM ASSHOLE

"Hi, it's Tuomas, err sorry about this but I've found a pair of panties under my bed and I'm not sure if they belong to you or some other girl I slept with around the same time, don't suppose you've lost any lately have you?"

but who just leaves their underpants? did this person just finish the deed and completely forget that at some point they had been wearing underpants?

i don't think tuomas should tell deeznuts where he is from.

salsa shark he was A RETARD

I'm sure commando is de rigeur in Tuomas' love commune.

Love commune?

Not for long. Now that he's graduated I thought he'd be knuckling down to his first graduate entry employment.

did this person just finish the deed and completely forget that at some point they had been wearing underpants?

with people who wear underwear half the time, yeah, this can happen

serious misuse of poetic/prosaic here

Maybe they had other underpants to change in to. Or does Tuomas throw 'em out the second they've finished?

I realized there might be an innocuous explanation for the panties after all... I had done laundry for the person I think the panties might belong to, so they could've accidentally dropped down while I was putting the clothes to dry. However, their location was such that they couldn't have just casually fallen there, they would've needed some kinetic energy to fly there. The mystery deepens...